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#puckered β€” Public Fediverse posts

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  1. The ice queen
    gave me a sly smile
    which I
    in my state of need
    took as a subliminal
    romance invitation

    Moving in without hesitation
    for a kiss with the object
    of my potential affection
    I #puckered
    up for the chance to share
    a sensual liaison
    with those lips so fair

    She slipped my advance
    with the grace of a ballet dancer
    as I smooched
    nothing but thin air

    Of course
    my blocked amorous humiliation
    was captured for all posterity
    by a voyeur hand held device
    to such an extent
    that my failure mass posted
    is now a forever meme
    in the public domain of shame

    #vss365 #poetry #poem #amwriting

  2. Once upon a time
    in a diabolically demented
    fairy tale
    the Delusional Prince
    of Blue Balls

    Soon to be
    the disillusioned
    #puckered out twit
    when he finally realizes
    the glass slipper myth
    he has vainly
    been seeking a foot to fit
    is solely bullshit
    unmatched foot ware

    #vss365 #poetry #poem #amwriting

  3. Life hack: make sure your lime bottle has one of those dribbly lids before pouring 1/4 cup into your Moscow mule. #puckered