#puckered — Public Fediverse posts

The ice queen
gave me a sly smile
which I
in my state of need
took as a subliminal
romance invitation

Moving in without hesitation
for a kiss with the object
of my potential affection
I #puckered
up for the chance to share
a sensual liaison
with those lips so fair

She slipped my advance
with the grace of a ballet dancer
as I smooched
nothing but thin air

Of course
my blocked amorous humiliation
was captured for all posterity
by a voyeur hand held device
to such an extent
that my failure mass posted
is now a forever meme
in the public domain of shame

#vss365 #poetry #poem #amwriting

Once upon a time
in a diabolically demented
fairy tale
the Delusional Prince
of Blue Balls

Soon to be
the disillusioned
#puckered out twit
when he finally realizes
the glass slipper myth
he has vainly
been seeking a foot to fit
is solely bullshit
unmatched foot ware

#vss365 #poetry #poem #amwriting

Life hack: make sure your lime bottle has one of those dribbly lids before pouring 1/4 cup into your Moscow mule. #puckered