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For a while now I've been trying to come up with some truly bad programming language ideas (basically combining features from languages I don't like into a behemoth that should never have been born) and here are some of the most horrifying ones I could think of:
- Perl 5 combined with Objective-C
- A Brainfuck dialect that includes the weird reflective and meta properties of Lisp
- Java but with the stability of Node.js
- C# but also it's been turned into an Objective-C like
- COBOL but with the structure of Pascal
- A purely object-oriented Itanium assembly language (the worst form of assembly I can think of with the added hell of Smalltalk).
More suggestions welcome.
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