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  1. #proverbsgonewrong “Two heads are better than one.” - Someone who was not a conjoined twin

  2. #proverbsgonewrong The grass is always greener on the other side if you don’t water and fertilize your own side.

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    Proverb: “No man is an island”
    Isle of Man: “Am I a fucking joke to you?”

  4. #proverbsgonewrong Laughter is the best medicine - RFK Jr’s new health plan for pregnant women

  5. #proverbsgonewrong If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em…unless they are fascists, then fuck that noise.

  6. #proverbsgonewrong Honesty is the best policy. Unless your house burns down, in which case home insurance is the best policy.

  7. #proverbsgonewrong Fortune favors the bold. The Economist favors italics.

  8. #proverbsgonewrong A watched pot never boils? Did you forget to turn the stove on?

  9. #proverbsgonewrong It’s a penny for your thoughts, but a picture is worth 1000 words. If I think of a picture, how much am I getting?

  10. #proverbsgonewrong A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step and ends with you collapsing from exhaustion in the middle of the desert.

  11. If you’ve been enjoying #ProverbsGoneWrong, I recommend you peruse #WaitLetMeStartOver for three years of the same.

  12. If you’ve been enjoying #ProverbsGoneWrong, I recommend you peruse #WaitLetMeStartOver for three years of the same.

  13. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s dark - Mark Twain (maybe)

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  14. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s dark - Mark Twain (maybe)

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  15. He who laughs last, is simply an asshole who can't stand being outshone.

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  16. He who laughs last, is simply an asshole who can't stand being outshone.

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  17. Red sky at night: shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning: the barn's on fire.
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