#programmingmagic — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #programmingmagic, aggregated by home.social.
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🔮🚀 Wow, #C++26 can’t do magic tricks! Arthur O'Dwyer spins a riveting yarn about... defining static arrays? Apparently, your favorite language still can’t conjure heap allocations out of thin air, leaving C++ wizards everywhere 🧙 scratching their heads. Who knew the compiler's "imagination" had limits?! 😱
https://quuxplusone.github.io/blog/2026/04/24/define-static-array/ #StaticArrays #CompilerLimits #ProgrammingMagic #C++Wizards #HackerNews #ngated -
🧙♂️ Behold, a riveting 2011 saga on... wait for it... load-time relocation of shared libraries! Because who doesn't want to take a 32-bit stroll down memory lane 🎢 in the world of Linux? 🤖 Prepare to be dazzled by the arcane wonders of #DSOs, as if it were ancient wizardry! 🏰✨
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2011/08/25/load-time-relocation-of-shared-libraries/ #loadtimelocation #sharedlibraries #Linux #techhistory #programmingmagic #HackerNews #ngated -
🧙♂️ Behold, a riveting 2011 saga on... wait for it... load-time relocation of shared libraries! Because who doesn't want to take a 32-bit stroll down memory lane 🎢 in the world of Linux? 🤖 Prepare to be dazzled by the arcane wonders of #DSOs, as if it were ancient wizardry! 🏰✨
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2011/08/25/load-time-relocation-of-shared-libraries/ #loadtimelocation #sharedlibraries #Linux #techhistory #programmingmagic #HackerNews #ngated -
🧙♂️ Behold, a riveting 2011 saga on... wait for it... load-time relocation of shared libraries! Because who doesn't want to take a 32-bit stroll down memory lane 🎢 in the world of Linux? 🤖 Prepare to be dazzled by the arcane wonders of #DSOs, as if it were ancient wizardry! 🏰✨
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2011/08/25/load-time-relocation-of-shared-libraries/ #loadtimelocation #sharedlibraries #Linux #techhistory #programmingmagic #HackerNews #ngated -
🧙♂️ Behold, a riveting 2011 saga on... wait for it... load-time relocation of shared libraries! Because who doesn't want to take a 32-bit stroll down memory lane 🎢 in the world of Linux? 🤖 Prepare to be dazzled by the arcane wonders of #DSOs, as if it were ancient wizardry! 🏰✨
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2011/08/25/load-time-relocation-of-shared-libraries/ #loadtimelocation #sharedlibraries #Linux #techhistory #programmingmagic #HackerNews #ngated -
🔥 Dive into the world of Rust types, where we pretend a chart can teach you everything about complex data structures. 😜 Spoiler alert: we're all just swimming in a sea of unsigned and signed integers, floating point confusion, and magical unicorns called "pointer-sized" types. 🦄📊
https://rustcurious.com/elements/ #RustTypes #DataStructures #CodingHumor #ProgrammingMagic #PointerSizedTypes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Breaking News 🚨: Tech hipsters still can't tell their vibe from their code. 🧙♂️ Programs = magic spells that only work on the cool kid's machines. 💻 Windows? Pffft, that's for mere mortals.
https://dylanbeattie.net/2025/04/11/the-problem-with-vibe-coding.html #technews #codinghumor #hipsterlife #programmingmagic #windowsjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: A bunch of PhDs just gathered to discuss "Type Classes" and their magical ability to make code coherent (or not? 🤔). Don't worry, you've got until June 2025 to pretend you understand it before it's published and forgotten forever! 📅💤
https://programming-journal.org/2025/10/15/ #TypeClasses #PhDDiscussion #CodeCoherence #ProgrammingMagic #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated