#programmershumor — Public Fediverse posts

So you built a tool to watch paint dry, but in C++? 🤔💻 Because staring at a timeline of dumb build problems is surely what every developer dreams of doing in their free time! 🚀✨
https://danielchasehooper.com/posts/syscall-build-snooping/ #paintdryingtool #C++ #development #buildproblems #programmershumor #developerlife #HackerNews #ngated

So you built a tool to watch paint dry, but in C++? 🤔💻 Because staring at a timeline of dumb build problems is surely what every developer dreams of doing in their free time! 🚀✨
https://danielchasehooper.com/posts/syscall-build-snooping/ #paintdryingtool #C++ #development #buildproblems #programmershumor #developerlife #HackerNews #ngated

When brute force meets AI force 😅
Today’s coders ask: “Why solve it when ChatGPT can?”
The struggle is real — but so is the shortcut!

#CodingLife #ProgrammersHumor #ChatGPT #DSA #AItoTheRescue #TechMeme #SoftwareEngineer

When brute force meets AI force 😅
Today’s coders ask: “Why solve it when ChatGPT can?”
The struggle is real — but so is the shortcut!

#CodingLife #ProgrammersHumor #ChatGPT #DSA #AItoTheRescue #TechMeme #SoftwareEngineer

STOP DOING #MMAP!

• Files were not supposed to be treated like memory.
• Years of mmaping, yet no real-world use found for giving disk data memory addresses.
• Wanted to have a file in memory anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "reading into a buffer".
• "Yes, please give me a SIGBUS when I run out of space. Please give me a SIGSEGV if I read past the file." — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

#C #ProgrammersHumor

STOP DOING #MMAP!

• Files were not supposed to be treated like memory.
• Years of mmaping, yet no real-world use found for giving disk data memory addresses.
• Wanted to have a file in memory anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "reading into a buffer".
• "Yes, please give me a SIGBUS when I run out of space. Please give me a SIGSEGV if I read past the file." — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

#C #ProgrammersHumor

A fun with a Copilot #ProgrammersHumor #ai #copilot

#Meme #ProgrammersHumor

https://lemmy.ml/post/12532651

#Meme #ProgrammersHumor

https://lemmy.ml/post/12532651

Wer sich immer schon gefragt hat, warum die #Borg in den #StarTrek Filmen/Serien immer etwas behäbig und träge daherkommen.
Nun... die wurden in #Perl
programmiert.

#ScienceFiction
#SoftwareEntwicklung
#SoftwareDevelopment
#ProgrammersHumor

Wer sich immer schon gefragt hat, warum die #Borg in den #StarTrek Filmen/Serien immer etwas behäbig und träge daherkommen.
Nun... die wurden in #Perl
programmiert.

#ScienceFiction
#SoftwareEntwicklung
#SoftwareDevelopment
#ProgrammersHumor

Happy #ProgrammersDay!

We gathered a fine selection of our favourite programming memes and an update on the skills some of us have worked on lately

#devskin #softwaremillvibes #programmershumor

https://softwaremill.com/programmers-day-2023-the-softwaremill-way/

Happy #ProgrammersDay!

We gathered a fine selection of our favourite programming memes and an update on the skills some of us have worked on lately

#devskin #softwaremillvibes #programmershumor

https://softwaremill.com/programmers-day-2023-the-softwaremill-way/