#pretentiousness — Public Fediverse posts

🎶 Oh, so now #movies are supposed to follow "raagas" too? 🤔 Because clearly, what #Hollywood needed was a classical music crash course to "perfect" #storytelling. 🙄 Apparently, transforming films into a symphony of #pretentiousness is the future of cinema! 🎥🎻
https://arc.quanten.co/archetype #classicalmusic #cinema #HackerNews #ngated

So, this guy thinks he's the next John Harrison because he duct-taped a GPS to his desk clock and called it an "atomic clock" 💥🕰️. Spoiler alert: It’s not actually atomic, unless you count the time bomb of #pretentiousness ticking away! 🙄💣 #TimeWaster
https://coverclock.blogspot.com/2017/05/my-stratum-0-atomic-clock_9.html #TimeWaster #GPSClock #AtomicClock #InnovationFail #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Brace yourselves for an epic journey through 10 dimensions of mind-numbing jargon, where chaos meets quantum, and Einstein shares coffee with Planck. 🎩✨ This blog post promises to illuminate the universe—or, more likely, just leave you lost in the cosmos of pretentious academia. 📚🔍
https://galileo-unbound.blog/2021/06/28/a-random-walk-in-10-dimensions/ #epicjourney #quantumchaos #academicjargon #mindbending #dimensionsofknowledge #pretentiousness #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING: #Markdown, now with an added dose of pretentiousness! 🧐 Introducing "Quarkdown," because apparently, regular Markdown wasn't quite capable of handling our genius articles and presentations. 🤯 #GitHub thinks you need #AI to write code and Markdown to write novels.
https://github.com/iamgio/quarkdown #Quarkdown #Pretentiousness #HackerNews #ngated