#praisebob — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #praisebob, aggregated by home.social.
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@Unca/116941942772568119
"Remember, for this cheeseburger to be the best, you must eat the hell out of it."
"Which part of my cheeseburger is 'the hell'?"
"All of it. ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, indeed! Then I shall eat all of it. ALL OF IT! Praise "Bob"!"
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@Unca/116941942772568119
"Remember, for this cheeseburger to be the best, you must eat the hell out of it."
"Which part of my cheeseburger is 'the hell'?"
"All of it. ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, indeed! Then I shall eat all of it. ALL OF IT! Praise "Bob"!"
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@Unca/116941942772568119
"Remember, for this cheeseburger to be the best, you must eat the hell out of it."
"Which part of my cheeseburger is 'the hell'?"
"All of it. ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, indeed! Then I shall eat all of it. ALL OF IT! Praise "Bob"!"
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@Unca/116941942772568119
"Remember, for this cheeseburger to be the best, you must eat the hell out of it."
"Which part of my cheeseburger is 'the hell'?"
"All of it. ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, indeed! Then I shall eat all of it. ALL OF IT! Praise "Bob"!"
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Literal Pinks, with the usual SubGenius verbiage. Originality is typically frowned-upon by cults, so I have tread lightly here.
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Literal Pinks, with the usual SubGenius verbiage. Originality is typically frowned-upon by cults, so I have tread lightly here.
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Literal Pinks, with the usual SubGenius verbiage. Originality is typically frowned-upon by cults, so I have tread lightly here.
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WIPE THAT CRUST OUT OF YOUR EYES, YOU PINKS! Hear those mutant sick-fucks claiming to find #SLACK by grinding, exercising, and waking early? Even I wash a hankie now and then.
We tolerate those sweaty try-hards in the Church, but blowing a massive, gooey snot-rocket of pure sloth is STILL your divine right! Be a flatulent Yeti of absolute leisure!
"Bob" doesn't have many rules - just an invoice: ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! PRAISE "BOB"! #Slack #PraiseBob :jrbd:
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WIPE THAT CRUST OUT OF YOUR EYES, YOU PINKS! Hear those mutant sick-fucks claiming to find #SLACK by grinding, exercising, and waking early? Even I wash a hankie now and then.
We tolerate those sweaty try-hards in the Church, but blowing a massive, gooey snot-rocket of pure sloth is STILL your divine right! Be a flatulent Yeti of absolute leisure!
"Bob" doesn't have many rules - just an invoice: ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! PRAISE "BOB"! #Slack #PraiseBob :jrbd:
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WIPE THAT CRUST OUT OF YOUR EYES, YOU PINKS! Hear those mutant sick-fucks claiming to find #SLACK by grinding, exercising, and waking early? Even I wash a hankie now and then.
We tolerate those sweaty try-hards in the Church, but blowing a massive, gooey snot-rocket of pure sloth is STILL your divine right! Be a flatulent Yeti of absolute leisure!
"Bob" doesn't have many rules - just an invoice: ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! PRAISE "BOB"! #Slack #PraiseBob :jrbd:
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RE: https://sfba.social/@dnalounge/116585084664039108
Arg I'm never going to get let into the US again, so can someone and get me some slack too?
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RE: https://sfba.social/@dnalounge/116585084664039108
Arg I'm never going to get let into the US again, so can someone and get me some slack too?
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RE: https://sfba.social/@dnalounge/116585084664039108
Arg I'm never going to get let into the US again, so can someone and get me some slack too?
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A The Yuccaspiders sticker, from a time when nobody had an email address.
https://word.undead-network.de/2026/05/14/a-ther-yuccaspiders-sticker-from-a-time-when-nobody-had-an-email-address/
#art #beat #music #praisebob #punk #RocknRoll #trash -
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut.
He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer!
The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth.
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J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut.
He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer!
The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth.
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J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut.
He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer!
The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth.
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116504409528588952
Trust the good reverend; he knows better than you do. You have to accept that – there are fake authorities and genuine, natural authorities. You’ll recognize them when you meet them. #truth #realauthority #subgenius #praisebob
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116504409528588952
Trust the good reverend; he knows better than you do. You have to accept that – there are fake authorities and genuine, natural authorities. You’ll recognize them when you meet them. #truth #realauthority #subgenius #praisebob
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116504409528588952
Trust the good reverend; he knows better than you do. You have to accept that – there are fake authorities and genuine, natural authorities. You’ll recognize them when you meet them. #truth #realauthority #subgenius #praisebob
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116504409528588952
Trust the good reverend; he knows better than you do. You have to accept that – there are fake authorities and genuine, natural authorities. You’ll recognize them when you meet them. #truth #realauthority #subgenius #praisebob
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116504409528588952
Trust the good reverend; he knows better than you do. You have to accept that – there are fake authorities and genuine, natural authorities. You’ll recognize them when you meet them. #truth #realauthority #subgenius #praisebob
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The time of the Dollar is over. "Bob" is the new currency. 💰
Spaceship Earth is crash-landing. Your pathetic donation is the final cent needed to dodge the Conspiracy and save us all. Grab life by the lapels, demand your #Slack, and fund the escape.
Buy the book. Join the cult. Praise "Bob!" 🛸
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The time of the Dollar is over. "Bob" is the new currency. 💰
Spaceship Earth is crash-landing. Your pathetic donation is the final cent needed to dodge the Conspiracy and save us all. Grab life by the lapels, demand your #Slack, and fund the escape.
Buy the book. Join the cult. Praise "Bob!" 🛸
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The time of the Dollar is over. "Bob" is the new currency. 💰
Spaceship Earth is crash-landing. Your pathetic donation is the final cent needed to dodge the Conspiracy and save us all. Grab life by the lapels, demand your #Slack, and fund the escape.
Buy the book. Join the cult. Praise "Bob!" 🛸
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Deity worship is a rigged game. ⚡️
Even discount gods demand blood sacrifices, souls, and endless civil service. You simply cannot win.
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs offers a better deal: guaranteed Slack for exactly $50. Pay the fee, secure your salvation, and he will leave you alone forever.
(Unless you want to send another $50).
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Deity worship is a rigged game. ⚡️
Even discount gods demand blood sacrifices, souls, and endless civil service. You simply cannot win.
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs offers a better deal: guaranteed Slack for exactly $50. Pay the fee, secure your salvation, and he will leave you alone forever.
(Unless you want to send another $50).
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Deity worship is a rigged game. ⚡️
Even discount gods demand blood sacrifices, souls, and endless civil service. You simply cannot win.
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs offers a better deal: guaranteed Slack for exactly $50. Pay the fee, secure your salvation, and he will leave you alone forever.
(Unless you want to send another $50).
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The last newspaper I believed unreservedly was “Warhafftige Zeitung von den Gottlosen Hexen” (True Newspaper of the Godless Witches) from 1571.
Everything that came after that was lies intended to confuse me. Even though it was repeatedly claimed that this time it would be different, they remained lies. Until I read the Dobbstown Mirror. The Dobbstown Mirror tells the truth, and only the truth. Praise Bob! Thank you, @onanhttps://word.undead-network.de/2026/01/30/luegen/
#bob #dobbstownmirror #paper #praisebob #zeitung #newspaper -
RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/115842750883893562
Rev. Onan Canobite is the only religious father figure I recognize. For that reason, I follow him blindly. You should too. #praisebob
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🎶Take me off to space, take me off to space, come on down you saucer men 👽 and take me off to space 🛸 🎶 #Subgenius #PraiseBob youtu.be/CJmBxgmGUW0?...
“Take Me Off To Space” (Cover)... -
📚 Need a boost of Slack in your life?Impart new life & vigour with the finest in SubGenius Literature straight from the Vault of Slack! 🚬😎
Dive into the madness: www.vaultofslack.com
#VaultOfSlack #SubGenius #PraiseBob #SlackAttack -
📚 Need a boost of Slack in your life?Impart new life & vigour with the finest in SubGenius Literature straight from the Vault of Slack! 🚬😎
Dive into the madness: www.vaultofslack.com
#VaultOfSlack #SubGenius #PraiseBob #SlackAttack -
📚 Need a boost of Slack in your life?Impart new life & vigour with the finest in SubGenius Literature straight from the Vault of Slack! 🚬😎
Dive into the madness: www.vaultofslack.com
#VaultOfSlack #SubGenius #PraiseBob #SlackAttack -
📚 Need a boost of Slack in your life?Impart new life & vigour with the finest in SubGenius Literature straight from the Vault of Slack! 🚬😎
Dive into the madness: www.vaultofslack.com
#VaultOfSlack #SubGenius #PraiseBob #SlackAttack -
@onan Happy Birthday!! Thank you. It is a great enrichment for my life. #praisebob
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@onan Happy Birthday!! Thank you. It is a great enrichment for my life. #praisebob
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@onan Happy Birthday!! Thank you. It is a great enrichment for my life. #praisebob
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Of all the songs to get stuck in my head in the year of our fnord 2024..."Told The Judge"??
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Of all the songs to get stuck in my head in the year of our fnord 2024..."Told The Judge"??
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Of all the songs to get stuck in my head in the year of our fnord 2024..."Told The Judge"??
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Of all the songs to get stuck in my head in the year of our fnord 2024..."Told The Judge"??
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Of all the songs to get stuck in my head in the year of our fnord 2024..."Told The Judge"??
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@onan @johnhattan who hasn’t been stranded in the Wild West and been approached by Jawa’s then saved by a heroic Bob Dobbs, who immediately robs you of your water, rations and wallet, but offers you triple your money back if you don’t have eternal salvation.
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@onan @johnhattan who hasn’t been stranded in the Wild West and been approached by Jawa’s then saved by a heroic Bob Dobbs, who immediately robs you of your water, rations and wallet, but offers you triple your money back if you don’t have eternal salvation.
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Special thanks to all my fellow SubGenii who tuned in last night for SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. You are all beautiful mutants worthy of regeneration. We shall have another SubGenius-themed show soon. Take care and remember . . . fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
@philo
@onan
@RevXenoFact
@Prof_Trixie
@jellyfoot
@Nikolai_Kingsley
@Zontar
@odessa
@CosmikLaila#subcinema #substreamtv #subgenius #subgenii #video #vhs #twitch #livestream #praisebob ☢️
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Special thanks to all my fellow SubGenii who tuned in last night for SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. You are all beautiful mutants worthy of regeneration. We shall have another SubGenius-themed show soon. Take care and remember . . . fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
@philo
@onan
@RevXenoFact
@Prof_Trixie
@jellyfoot
@Nikolai_Kingsley
@Zontar
@odessa
@CosmikLaila#subcinema #substreamtv #subgenius #subgenii #video #vhs #twitch #livestream #praisebob ☢️
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Special thanks to all my fellow SubGenii who tuned in last night for SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. You are all beautiful mutants worthy of regeneration. We shall have another SubGenius-themed show soon. Take care and remember . . . fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
@philo
@onan
@RevXenoFact
@Prof_Trixie
@jellyfoot
@Nikolai_Kingsley
@Zontar
@odessa
@CosmikLaila#subcinema #substreamtv #subgenius #subgenii #video #vhs #twitch #livestream #praisebob ☢️
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Special thanks to all my fellow SubGenii who tuned in last night for SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. You are all beautiful mutants worthy of regeneration. We shall have another SubGenius-themed show soon. Take care and remember . . . fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
@philo
@onan
@RevXenoFact
@Prof_Trixie
@jellyfoot
@Nikolai_Kingsley
@Zontar
@odessa
@CosmikLaila#subcinema #substreamtv #subgenius #subgenii #video #vhs #twitch #livestream #praisebob ☢️
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See you tomorrow @ 9PM ET for Sverre H. Kristensen's obscure 1993 scratch doc SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. Only on SubStreamTV: https://www.twitch.tv/substreamtv ☢️
Praise Bob!
@philo
@onan
@RevXenoFact
@Prof_Trixie
@jellyfoot
@Nikolai_Kingsley
@Zontar
@odessa
@CosmikLaila#vhs #video #twitch #livestream #90s
#obscure #subgenius #praisebob