#poweredbymetaphor — Public Fediverse posts

#PSiReNGroup is #Still: #UpAndRunning... With #EMail and #Points...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

#MindYourHead and have #AnotherPrideMonth

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#PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles #PoweredByMetaphor

#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... | #StillNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares

#TheFediverse is just #Fediversing...

#PoweredByMetaphor

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews in #ThePirateTradition...

#InCelebration of #LeftHandersDay; we "should" #Probably be #SalutingSomething, #No....?

#WaitWhat...?!

#StopWhat...?!

#PoweredByMetaphor

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What's that #Thing when you're an #InstanceOwner of a #DeadInstance and #ThreeFifths of the #Things to #KnowAboutYou are #Stolen from #SomeoneElse...?

And, you're #Living by #TheRules that #SomeoneElse wrote for you....?

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#PoweredByMetaphor™️

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109890026316824653

#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

#IT's a #FunnyOldPlace is #Mastodon...

#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

And, #TheFediverseRemembers; #PoweredByMetaphor

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What's that #Thing when you're an #InstanceOwner of a #DeadInstance and #ThreeFifths of the #Things to #KnowAboutYou are #Stolen from #SomeoneElse...?

And, you're #Living by #TheRules that #SomeoneElse wrote for you....?

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#PoweredByMetaphor

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#TheProblem with #TheNewDefenders... #AsISeeIT...

Aside from #Charging nearly GB£100k for a #CompactSUV with #DubiousReliability is that by #Migrating from a #LadderFrameChassis to a #MonocoquePlatform; #TheMoment you #Spike your #CompactSUV and #Twist your #Frame, #YouAreFucked...

#ForTheVehicle, #IT's #GameOver... #IT won't #Matter #HowConservative #TheOtherFeatures of #TheVehicle are; #IF you're #Fucked, you're #Fucked... And, you have to #StartOver...

The #LadderFrame #WinsOut; #IT's #Easier and #Cheaper to #Repair, which #WillImpact on #One's #InsurancePremium - #OneWay or #Another...

#FactsMan; I'm #SpittingFacts...

#LikeITOrLumpIT... #PoweredByMetaphor

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

#Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

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#TwitterX vs the #MastodonSpyBalloon | #PoweredByMetaphor

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

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#Twitter/X vs the #MastodonSpyBalloon | #PoweredByMetaphor

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews...

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

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#Twitter/X vs the #MastodonSpyBalloon | #PoweredByMetaphor

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAngryOrangeWotsitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#StraightOutOfDodgeCity... The #LowestPossibleQuality at the #CheapestPossiblePrice... #Dodge...! | #DeepSwerve

#DudeWheresMyBrakes...?

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou... #BeAfraid | #PoweredByMetaphor

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@selzero @capnthommo @fkamiah17

My abiding #MentalImage of the #2012OlympicGames is that of the #GeniusProphetSavant, #AnnieLennox "predicting" the #AngelsOfDeath from atop a #GiantBlackShip surrounded by #Choreography...

#PoweredByMetaphor

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I'm still #NotConvinced that the #Fediverse is #TheFuture of #SocialMedia... #TheFuture is #TheFuture and #SocialMedia is just a #Vehicle... A #Vehicle in a #StateOfTransition; #PoweredByMetaphor; but, #IT's #Still #JustAVehicle...

#Meta is an #Irrelevance for #ThePurposes for which I use #IT; I #NeverUsed #Fakebook and still won't... The moment #Meta encroaches on #MyFeed in any way, there might well be an audible #KlunkKlunkKlunk noise...

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