#pleasehireme — Public Fediverse posts

So one can get railroaded. And one can also get railed. Does that mean that one can, therefore, get roaded?

#Stupid #PleaseHireMe

thinking about outsourcing memory to AI so I can forget all the hashtags I used to impress a neuroscience major I met once in a coworking space 🧠💾 #CognitiveOffloading #NeuralFlexibility #PleaseHireMe

thinking about outsourcing memory to AI so I can forget all the hashtags I used to impress a neuroscience major I met once in a coworking space 🧠💾 #CognitiveOffloading #NeuralFlexibility #PleaseHireMe

Hey, everyone. I've just been laid off after 18 months of work over my boss not being able to take criticism. So I'm looking for work.

I got 18 months of experience in Quality Assurance for Android applications, UI Protyping using Figma, and database using PostgreSQL.

I would love to work on open source apps, but proprietary projects are fine too.

Feel free to contact me, and please share this all around. I got 1 month until I run out of money.

#lookingforwork #QA #qualityassurance #testing #apptesting #android #opensource #foss #proprietary #figma #figmadesign #figmadesigner #postgresql #sql #openforjob #openforwork #openforhire #pleasehireme

Hey I'm still looking for work.
I've applied to a lot of places in my area and I'm getting nothing.

I'm a programmer at heart, but I've also been looking for regular entry-level jobs because there haven't been any coding positions open at my level as far as I could tell.

If you can offer me a job, it might save my butt. And if you can't offer me a job, could you at least share this post?

I live 30 minutes away from Bellevue if that helps.

#fedihire #getfedihired #programmerforhire #programmer4hire #coderforhire #coder4hire #lookingforwork #looking4work #unemployed #pleasehireme #java #kotlin #scala #c #cplusplus #csharp #dotnet #zig #godot #godotengine #gdscript

Hey I'm still looking for work.
I've applied to a lot of places in my area and I'm getting nothing.

I'm a programmer at heart, but I've also been looking for regular entry-level jobs because there haven't been any coding positions open at my level as far as I could tell.

If you can offer me a job, it might save my butt. And if you can't offer me a job, could you at least share this post?

I live 30 minutes away from Bellevue if that helps.

#fedihire #getfedihired #programmerforhire #programmer4hire #coderforhire #coder4hire #lookingforwork #looking4work #unemployed #pleasehireme #java #kotlin #scala #c #cplusplus #csharp #dotnet #zig #godot #godotengine #gdscript

Don't hire me unless you absolutely want the bestest-estest game designer / 2D artist. It's a surprise what I'll do if you do.

#thingsthatcouldmaybemaybehappen 😜​#pleasehireme 😎