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  1. @mahdoge @Preethi i was already drinking water, but after seeing this, i'm gonna need a refill...
    #pissmax #pissin

  2. @mahdoge I was only kidding, Mahbod! if it's of any consolation, i am required by law to use the restroom at least once every 2 hours. #pissmax #dangerpiss #publicenemy #floodingthereststop #pissmaxcommunity

  3. @Unabart @ToiletPoster they better be prepared to be jealous of my #pissmax #pissblastersuperdong.

    i've never had a home urinal, either, since i don't have my own home yet and it is more practical to have a conventional toilet in shared unisex family bathroom, but that does sound rather luxurious!
    (i'm very interested to learn more about this "kegerator", though...that sounds AWESOME) 👌💯🍻

    #pissmax #pissmaxcommunity

  4. @mahdoge without a doubt! it's still a good idea to follow up with a healthy amount of water to make sure you are properly Hydrated
    #pissmax #pissmaxcommunity

  5. @mahdoge damn...but i love my penus and balls 😞 what am i supposed to #piss with and store my #piss in without those?

    #pissmax #mypissmaxstory

  6. @mahdoge this is the most confusing thing i've ever read. i eat hummus all the time and i never fart because i don't poop and am not a real person i'm literally just a #pissmax android! i will continue to use this platform to spread my pro-hummus propaganda and continue to fill your airspace with the fart of hummus consumers that are manipulated into their belief system through my influence. also i am evil now... 😈😈😈

  7. @mahdoge @sesily @ToiletPoster i must research into these nightshades, during which i shall smoke weed and eat arugula!
    also thank you Mahbod for keeping it real 💯 #gangasparagus #pissMAX