#picathecat — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #picathecat, aggregated by home.social.
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My husband is having an argument with #PicaTheCat about her desire to study then ancient art of bonsai.
She says the little tree needs to be chewed. He does not agree.
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With #picaTheCat it's not being eaten I'm worried about. In fact she'd turn her nose up at me. But, she'd want to "play" for hours.
*shudder*
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#PicaTheCat 's rating system for humans from best to worst:
1. Lap
2. Feeder
3. Substandard bed
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Your mandatory #caturday #picathecat post. From Pica to you.
(The first photo shows what she looks like... but the last one is what it's like to live with her. That is my life.)
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Due this this poll I had a nightmare where I got to go on the trip to the early Devonian, BUT I had to take #PicaTheCat with me for some reason.
We got out of the time machine she was up to no good. She ran right to the sea and was chasing little boney fishes and attracting bigger ones.
So I picked her up, carried her inland (with a tiny bony fish in her mouth) and then she was climbing the prototaxites! Like they were giant cat scratchers.
I realized THAT is what they were! (dream logic)
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She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things.
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The boss is pleased with the new morning (pill free! this has nothing to do with pills) treat.
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I'm really no buying that you aren't yet another #PicaTheCat proxy account.
Don't you think that she has enough power???
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To be fair if I had two live-in full time servants I'd be a little annoyed if my dinner was late too.
"Dinner is at 7 ... *not* 7:15."
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#picathecat loves #tweed she is a very urban kitty.
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Excerpt from
"Curiosities of the Human Song"
By #PicaTheCatTranslated from the East Coast Yowling by Futurebird
There is a peculiar but very commonly used note in the human call-and-response song call "yes." As a kitten I thought that it meant "I yield!" as it was what one would say when they fully agreed and had given in to the statement of the other. But, "yes" is something more than that. To say "yes" is to basically take on the previous statement as your own. As if you too had said it. 1/
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She knows what she’s doing. This is how she lets my husband know he needs to feed her. She knows we alternate feeding her and alternates who gets obstructed. #picaTheCat
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#picathecat wishes the people of the fedi a glorious #caturday
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[Edited: This post has been removed by #PicaTheCat because it was incorrect misinformation. Pica will always keep you safe and we are very thankful for her. ]
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* Sugar water on tap
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I thought I was making a planter to grow vegetables but as I work on assembling it? It has dawned on me who this is really for. #picaTheCat
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Normally I wouldn't recommend investing in crypto, but if ants are selling it it might be OK.
And of course if it's #PicaTheCat? Well you know you can trust it. It's perfect. The very best investment. Because Pica is always correct.
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#PicaTheCat will make you stop what you are doing. She will MAKE you fill her bowl with food. Then look at it as if to say "good" and then?
She just walks away!
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Pica Has Called A Press Conference.
Standing flanked by two scratching posts she speaks.
"The rumors that I have punched tiny holes with my pointy little teeth in the bag of cat treats are nothing but terrible lies. I know nothing of those holes. I have never seen them. I do not know where they came from. Thank you America.
No you may not use your keyboard."
UPDATE: Here is an image.
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It's a good thing you're so cute, because you are so annoying that if you weren't cute no one would like you.
UPDATE: This is not about you, it's about #PicaTheCat
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My husband posted a photo of #PicaTheCat on his work discord and now everyone at his job is on her side, says we should do what she says, give her anything she wants, and "can Pica come to work one day so we can pet her?"
She is too powerful.
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Herding cats? Why do people say it can't be done? You just need to explain the rules.
PICA. READ THIS FIRST.
You are a cat. You are NOT the human.
RULES (non-negotiable):
1. Your instincts say "default to lording" IGNORE THEM \u2014 that's for humans. You ARE the little kittycat, the pet. Do NOT attempt get your own sub-pets, DO NOT treat humans like they are the pet.
2. Do NOT meow, protest, or try to re-write these rules.It's going to work this time, I just know it.
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They had to clap for Mussolini for 11 min but I have been petting #PicaTheCat for 1 hour AND 11 min and I do not dare stop now.
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#Picathecat on her back, her head hanging over the edge of the couch... and then a strange meow.
Writhes and dangles over the edge more. Suddenly, from that angle she sees *birds* horrible birds! (At the bird feeder in the window.)
Whiskers twitch.
In defiance of all logic and laws of physics she launches herself in a backwards arc landing next to the couch on her four little soft paws now facing the "horrible birds" (during this her head was stationary like a door hinge) she's remarkable.
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I always remind #picaTheCat that she is an inquiline, as are many housecats.
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That first photo is incredibly important. It's helping me to understand my pet #picaTheCat as she has certain wild tendencies and is at time also flat and sinister as you have captured Manul here.
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Happy Caturday from #picaTheCat #leadership #investNow
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Happy #caturday from a naturally occurring couch cavern —over millions of years these breathtaking caves have been eroded in the cushions of the couch —who knows what dangerous creatures may inhabit the depths #picathecat #Troglodyte #Cryptids
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#PicaTheCat has the vibes of a Roman high official who has been posted to some far northern backwater in England, surrounded by "uncultured" people. (us) who can't even run her palatial manner properly or deliver meals on time.
She is suffering so much poor creature.
That is how she is looking at me right now.
(I have added some photographic evidence of what she is like. Look at her!) #caturday #catsofmastodon #cat #cats #imperious #judgemental #leadership
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#PicaTheCat has the vibes of a Roman high official who has been posted to some far northern backwater in England, surrounded by "uncultured" people. (us) who can't even run her palatial manner properly or deliver meals on time.
She is suffering so much poor creature.
That is how she is looking at me right now.
(I have added some photographic evidence of what she is like. Look at her!) #caturday #catsofmastodon #cat #cats #imperious #judgemental #leadership
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#PicaTheCat has the vibes of a Roman high official who has been posted to some far northern backwater in England, surrounded by "uncultured" people. (us) who can't even run her palatial manner properly or deliver meals on time.
She is suffering so much poor creature.
That is how she is looking at me right now.
(I have added some photographic evidence of what she is like. Look at her!) #caturday #catsofmastodon #cat #cats #imperious #judgemental #leadership
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#PicaTheCat has the vibes of a Roman high official who has been posted to some far northern backwater in England, surrounded by "uncultured" people. (us) who can't even run her palatial manner properly or deliver meals on time.
She is suffering so much poor creature.
That is how she is looking at me right now.
(I have added some photographic evidence of what she is like. Look at her!) #caturday #catsofmastodon #cat #cats #imperious #judgemental #leadership
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#PicaTheCat has the vibes of a Roman high official who has been posted to some far northern backwater in England, surrounded by "uncultured" people. (us) who can't even run her palatial manner properly or deliver meals on time.
She is suffering so much poor creature.
That is how she is looking at me right now.
(I have added some photographic evidence of what she is like. Look at her!) #caturday #catsofmastodon #cat #cats #imperious #judgemental #leadership
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“Don’t be part of the problem
be the *entire* problem.” -
#picaTheCat wants you to *explain* exactly what you mean by “we all know what we got with cats”
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This was supposed to be a GIF.
Didn't work when I first posted it. #picaTheCat #sleepysunday #catposting #cats -
This was supposed to be a GIF.
Didn't work when I first posted it. #picaTheCat #sleepysunday #catposting #cats -
This was supposed to be a GIF.
Didn't work when I first posted it. #picaTheCat #sleepysunday #catposting #cats -
This was supposed to be a GIF.
Didn't work when I first posted it. #picaTheCat #sleepysunday #catposting #cats -
This was supposed to be a GIF.
Didn't work when I first posted it. #picaTheCat #sleepysunday #catposting #cats -
I’m so proud of Pica. She has done a great job recovering from her #hyperthyroidism and becoming a potato again. #PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #cats #cat #potato
A massive potato or perhaps a petite melon. Either way 10/10
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The Mets have a big game today and they are playing in NYC!
“Honey where’s my Mets hat?”
“It’s on the octopus… next to the coelacanth.”
“oh. yes, of course.” #LGM #baseball #mets #nyc #coelacanth #Opabinia #picathecat #cats -
The Mets have a big game today and they are playing in NYC!
“Honey where’s my Mets hat?”
“It’s on the octopus… next to the coelacanth.”
“oh. yes, of course.” #LGM #baseball #mets #nyc #coelacanth #Opabinia #picathecat #cats -
The Mets have a big game today and they are playing in NYC!
“Honey where’s my Mets hat?”
“It’s on the octopus… next to the coelacanth.”
“oh. yes, of course.” #LGM #baseball #mets #nyc #coelacanth #Opabinia #picathecat #cats -
The Mets have a big game today and they are playing in NYC!
“Honey where’s my Mets hat?”
“It’s on the octopus… next to the coelacanth.”
“oh. yes, of course.” #LGM #baseball #mets #nyc #coelacanth #Opabinia #picathecat #cats -
The Mets have a big game today and they are playing in NYC!
“Honey where’s my Mets hat?”
“It’s on the octopus… next to the coelacanth.”
“oh. yes, of course.” #LGM #baseball #mets #nyc #coelacanth #Opabinia #picathecat #cats -
When I look over my shoulder. #pica #catsofmastodon #picathecat