#phptek24 — Public Fediverse posts

If you're looking to trade some #ElePHPants whilst at #phptek I have a #Laravel, @phparch, and #phptek24 to trade!

If you're looking to trade some #ElePHPants whilst at #phptek I have a #Laravel, @phparch, and #phptek24 to trade!

Here is a blog post I wrote a few years ago about my NeoVim setup — should be more like what people who were in my talk are expecting https://grumpy-learning.com/blog/2022/12/13/current-neovim-setup/

#phptek #phptek24

I wanted to talk about approaching tools in general, audience wanted me to run through more interactive examples of NeoVim and PHP. Sometimes you take the L. #phptek #phptek24

I wanted to talk about approaching tools in general, audience wanted me to run through more interactive examples of NeoVim and PHP. Sometimes you take the L. #phptek #phptek24

Lesson for potential and current speakers — my talk today didn’t go over as well as I wanted. The audience had different expectations and feedback was helpful. This happens to every speaker at one time or another. #phptek #phptek24

Lesson for potential and current speakers — my talk today didn’t go over as well as I wanted. The audience had different expectations and feedback was helpful. This happens to every speaker at one time or another. #phptek #phptek24

If you were in my (Neo)Vim for PHP talk, here's a gist with my NeoVim config stuff in it. Hope you find it useful https://gist.github.com/chartjes/3547d86884b9dee5d72769c8be780aa2

#phptek #phptek24

If you were in my (Neo)Vim for PHP talk, here's a gist with my NeoVim config stuff in it. Hope you find it useful https://gist.github.com/chartjes/3547d86884b9dee5d72769c8be780aa2

#phptek #phptek24

Hey, #phptek / #phptek24 folks: Raffle drawing for the four small denim elephpants and 4 @zend hats is happening at 1:40pm - that's in 10 minutes! Head over and find out if you won!

Hey, #phptek / #phptek24 folks: Raffle drawing for the four small denim elephpants and 4 @zend hats is happening at 1:40pm - that's in 10 minutes! Head over and find out if you won!

One of the interesting things of being a long-time member of a programming community is that you can do a ton of work (in my case test-writing evangelism), then drop out of it, come back, and be welcomed with open arms (or maybe they are too scared of me to reject me) #phptek24 #phptek

One of the interesting things of being a long-time member of a programming community is that you can do a ton of work (in my case test-writing evangelism), then drop out of it, come back, and be welcomed with open arms (or maybe they are too scared of me to reject me) #phptek24 #phptek

Sad to be missing #phptek24 this week, especially with awesome-looking talks like @stevegrunwell's "Up to my Eyeballs in Technical Debt!" on the schedule. https://github.com/stevegrunwell/technical-debt #phptek

Sad to be missing #phptek24 this week, especially with awesome-looking talks like @stevegrunwell's "Up to my Eyeballs in Technical Debt!" on the schedule. https://github.com/stevegrunwell/technical-debt #phptek

Reminder to folks at #phptek #phptek24 - the @zend booth is raffling off the small elephpants and hats at 1:40pm. If you haven't entered yet, stop by before then!

Reminder to folks at #phptek #phptek24 - the @zend booth is raffling off the small elephpants and hats at 1:40pm. If you haven't entered yet, stop by before then!

It’s good to see @ramsey share his personal discovery that when he was looking for a job nobody gave a shit about all the amazing OSS contributions he made. #phptek24 #phptek

It’s good to see @ramsey share his personal discovery that when he was looking for a job nobody gave a shit about all the amazing OSS contributions he made. #phptek24 #phptek

I have neglected to mention my Interns while at #phptek24 #phptek but here they are hoping I never come back

Thanks to everyone who came to my talk about CQRS — first iterations of talks can be rough but I hit all the stuff I wanted to talk about #phptek24 #phptek

This morning after the #phptek24 #phptek keynote I will be taking about CQRS and design patterns

TIL about “congenital naysayers” — a great label for a lot of behaviours that frustrate me #phptek24

Got to the hotel and checked in #phptek24 — see some of you folks at the speakers’ dinner

One last stop in St. Joseph MI before the nightmare that is Chicago traffic. #phptek24

Stopped in Marshal MI to charge. #phptek24

Just stopped in Flint MI to charge the MuskMobile on my way to #phptek24

Just stopped in Flint MI to charge the MuskMobile on my way to #phptek24

Is there a way to do an “OR” search for hashtags on #Mastodon? Or maybe one of the apps has implemented this? @MonaApp, do you support this?

I want to do a search like this:

#phptek OR #phptek24 OR #phptek2024

Then, I want to save or bookmark it, so I can check it regularly as a separate “feed.”

(Edit: I know about the advanced interface, but I’m on mobile, specifically iOS.)

Is there a way to do an “OR” search for hashtags on #Mastodon? Or maybe one of the apps has implemented this? @MonaApp, do you support this?

I want to do a search like this:

#phptek OR #phptek24 OR #phptek2024

Then, I want to save or bookmark it, so I can check it regularly as a separate “feed.”

(Edit: I know about the advanced interface, but I’m on mobile, specifically iOS.)

Building out my calendar for next week's #phptek24. The only reason why all slots aren't yet filled is because I'm debating trying to watch multiple talks simultaneously as I just ... can't ... decide ...

Building out my calendar for next week's #phptek24. The only reason why all slots aren't yet filled is because I'm debating trying to watch multiple talks simultaneously as I just ... can't ... decide ...

Next week is #phptek24. Due to unfortunate and unforeseen family events, I won't be making it this year (which sucks tremendously for many reasons).

That said, I'll still be watching the talks remotely!

If you are still on the fence about a ticket and able to make it, DO IT. You will benefit greatly, both personally and professionally, from just being present. I cannot overstate the value of this event.

I also will be living vicariously through you ... So ... Please be there ;-)

Next week is #phptek24. Due to unfortunate and unforeseen family events, I won't be making it this year (which sucks tremendously for many reasons).

That said, I'll still be watching the talks remotely!

If you are still on the fence about a ticket and able to make it, DO IT. You will benefit greatly, both personally and professionally, from just being present. I cannot overstate the value of this event.

I also will be living vicariously through you ... So ... Please be there ;-)

Just a reminder to folks that I will be at #phptek24 next week talking about CQRS and NeoVim and whatever other shenanigans I get up to. I also will be be bringing my #magicthegathering cube with me for 4 or 8 player drafting fun

I’ll be at #phptek24 in a few weeks giving a talk about CQRS (secretly a design patterns talk) and NeoVim for PHP Developers (secretly a talk about deeply learning tools)

I’ll be at #phptek24 in a few weeks giving a talk about CQRS (secretly a design patterns talk) and NeoVim for PHP Developers (secretly a talk about deeply learning tools)

I had an intrusive thought to give my #phptek24 talks while wearing a luchador mask but probably can’t find one big enough for my melon of a head.

Are you in the venn diagram overlap of

1. Attending PHP Tek 2024
2. Wanting to lose weight (at least 30 lbs)

It’s difficult to stay motivated on your own. It would be great to support each other from until Tek, then meetup and see the results in person at Tek.

Who’s in? i want to organize a group.

#php
#phptek24
#fitness

Are you in the venn diagram overlap of

1. Attending PHP Tek 2024
2. Wanting to lose weight (at least 30 lbs)

It’s difficult to stay motivated on your own. It would be great to support each other from until Tek, then meetup and see the results in person at Tek.

Who’s in? i want to organize a group.

#php
#phptek24
#fitness

Looks like I have a tutorial (Writing PHP Extensions) and a talk (Better Debugging with @Xdebug) accepted for php[tek] 23! (I hope they meant 2024 ;-) ).

/cc @phptek

#phptek #phptek24

Looks like I have a tutorial (Writing PHP Extensions) and a talk (Better Debugging with @Xdebug) accepted for php[tek] 23! (I hope they meant 2024 ;-) ).

/cc @phptek

#phptek #phptek24

so I have just put forward a session for #phptek24

how do you reckon this guy sounds?

https://sessionize.com/nigeljames

so I have just put forward a session for #phptek24

how do you reckon this guy sounds?

https://sessionize.com/nigeljames