#phallusthursday — Public Fediverse posts

It's #PhallusThursday and I'm bringing out the big guns! Does size matter? To this lady, it evidently does.

#GreekRomanArt @phistorians

This #FannyFriday we have a winged cock surrounded by three fannies with visible slits and a bit of stubble for a joint #PhallusThursday.

Did the little phallus choose the one on top or is he eager to kiss all three of them?

#GreekRomanArt @phistorians

This tintinabulum, a Roman wind chime, is a phallus with a longer, thinner phallus and a phallus up its arse. This is very efficient craftmanship, three in one for thrice the good luck!

#PhallusThursday

@phistorians #GreekRomanArt #ancientRome #tintinnabulum

Giddy up, giddy up babe 🎶

#FannyFriday #PhallusThursday #Pompeii #GreekRomanArt #ancientRome @phistorians

✨Pan riding an ithyphallic mule✨

The Greek god Pan was connected with flocks and shepherds so it perhaps only fitting that he is depicted here upon a mule, who is faithfully rendered complete with phallus.

This piece is thought to a Roman relief modelled upon an earlier Hellenistic era relief and it is now held in the MAN Napoli, inv. 27712.

#ReliefWednesday #PhallusThursday #AncientRome #AncientGreece #Priapus

Achilles is doing it in the Herakles position like the demigod he is in this piece of classical reception 👌

#Briseis and #Achilles, likely by Jacques Joseph Coiny, 1798 CE

#PhallusThursday #FannyFriday

@phistorians

More sport in the new year! 👌

#PhallusThursday #FannyFriday

@phistorians #GreekRomanArt

Have a great 2026!

This little amulet is a good luck charm. Use it wisely.

#PhallusThursday

#antiquidons #GreekRomanArt @phistorians

A late blooming #PhallusThursday this #FannyFriday 👌

It seems he attempted a pollination just recently.

It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏

#PhallusThursday has come prematurely 💦

"Hear me, Hermes, messenger of Zeus, son of Maia.
Almighty is your heart, O lord of the deceased and judge of contests.
Gentle and clever, O Argeiphontes, you are a guide whose sandals fly,
And a man-loving prophet to mortals."
Orphic Hymn 28 To Hermes

🏛️ Vase painting depicting a herm

#mythology #antiquidons #DayOfHermes #Hermes #history #GreekRomanArt

The secret to a powerful glutes workout 😏

#BumDayMonday and #PhallusThursday in one post!

@antiquidons #GreekRomanArt

This week's #PhallusThursday is tiny because Adam is supposed to look particularly innocent.

#Renaissance #RenaissanceArt

While the Greeks were hot for small cocks, the Romans did appreciate a big dick.

#PhallusThursday

@antiquidons #ancientRome #Martial

Another #PhallusThursday and #FannyFriday in one because I was tardy 👉 👈

Here we have a beautiful woman presenting her vulva like a boss. The man and woman beside her seem to enjoy her display. 👌

#IndianArt #Hinduism

It's #PrideMonth, so we have some same sex love this #PhallusThursday! 🏳️‍🌈

#EtruscanArt @antiquidons @phistorians

"Like what you see? That's 5 obols for one ride."

#PhallusThursday
#Satyrday

@antiquidons @phistorians #GreekRomanArt #Pompeii

"Like what you see? That's 5 obols for one ride."

#PhallusThursday
#Satyrday

@antiquidons @phistorians #GreekRomanArt #Pompeii

Since today is #WorldTheatreDay – you all know this already – but #Dionysos is the God of Theatre!

#Theatre performances were held in his honour and probably evolved from the jokes made during the Dionysia's procession of phalloi 🎭

@mythology @pagan #PhallusThursday #ancientGreece #ancientGreekReligion

#Osiris proves that you can have an erection long after you're dead and, with a little magic, even father a son posthumously.

Osiris statuette, #ancientEgypt

#PhallusThursday #EgyptianArt #AncMed @antiquidons @phistorians

We say goodbye to #BlackHistoryMonth with an exquisite piece of the #Bura culture from #BurkinaFaso and #Niger dated 300 BCE to 1100 CE.

The Bura put a face to the phallus. Literally.

#PhallusThursday #AfricanArt @antiquidons

Have an #Egyptian terracotta figure of ithyphallic #Harpocrates for #PhallusThursday. The young god is depicted in the nude, with a large phallus.

#RomanEgypt, dated ca 1st-2nd century CE

@antiquidons @phistorians @LJTrafford

A #spintria is a small bronze or brass Roman coin depicting a sexual act and a number on the other side. They were probably used as locker tokens in Roman baths, where there were erotic frescoes in the changing rooms depicting similar sex acts.

#PhallusThursday

#GreekRomanArt @antiquidons @phistorians @LJTrafford

It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏

A premature #PhallusThursday for good luck in this #NewYears week: a young man carrying a sacrificial basket passes by a herm, a simple statue of #Hermes with a head and a #phallus at the appropriate height. He gives the phallus a rub for good luck. May your #NewYear2024 be happy and full of joy!

@mythology @antiquidons
#DayOfHermes #Mythology #GreekRomanArt #ancientGreece

"#Aphrodisiacs for the penis: these stretch the penis and lead to sexual union: pine-cones, pepper, parsley, fillings deer’s penis, turpentine, of each the same amount; mix with honey, and give to drink in wine." Pseudo-Galen, Euporista 2.2

#PhallusThursday #ancientMedicine @antiquidons @LJTrafford @phistorians

Inside every man is a huge dick 😉

#PhallusThursday #GreekRomanArt #Priapus

@antiquidons @phistorians

🎵 Phallus on the wall! Like a phallus on the wall! 🎵

#PhallusThursday #antiquidons #AncMed @antiquidons

For this week's #PhallusThursday we're travelling to #ancientEgypt:
From the Middle Kingdom era to the New Kingdom era, #Min the #EgyptianGod of fertility and male sexuality rose into prominence, commonly depicted as having one hand holding an upside-down, V-shaped flail and his erect penis.

It's #PhallusThursday, the perfect time to post this #Priapus fountain from #Pompeii.

#ancientRome #GreekRomanArt @antiquidons @phistorians @LJTrafford

Always show the goods when you chat up a goddess.

Silver engraving from an Etruscan pot showing #Hermes in the nude, practicing "tasteful sophrosyne" like @phistorians's Hercules Farnese today.

#PhallusThursday #EtruscanArt @antiquidons @histodons

A tiny Roman amulet made of gold. Note the beautiful pubic hair!

#PhallusThursday @phistorians @rogueclassicist #GreekRomanArt #AncMed @antiquidons #ancientRome

When you need some fire under your bum...

Is this the male version of Baubo? 😉

Roman bronze oil lamp, 1st century BCE- 1st century CE

#PhallusThursday #GreekRomanArt #ancientRome #AncMed #antiquidon #histodons

Can #SexJokes that are more than 1000 years old be funny?

Yes!

https://eroticmythology.com/ancient-greek-sex-jokes/

What are your favourite jokes from antiquity?

#ancientHumour #LOL #funny #AncientGreek #ancientGreece #Latin #ancientRome #Vikings #AncMed #antiquidon @antiquidons #histodon #medieval #medievodons #PhallusThursday

#Introduction

Part of the #twexit #TwitterMigration

This is a hobby account to share old erotic art (100+ years ago). It is eurocentric and sourced from the public domain, mostly using Wikimedia Commons.

Enjoy!

#EroticArt #erotica #ArtÉrotique #érotique #ErotischeKunst #erotisch #PhallusThursday #FannyFriday #SatyrSaturday #nsfwArt #nsfw #VintageErotica #AncientErotica #YeOldeErotica #MedievalErotica #ClassicalErotica

@laecta Over on the bird site, the #ClassicsTwitter always celebrated #MosaicMonday, #EpigraphyTuesday, #ReliefWednesday, #PhallusThursday, #FrescoFriday, and the aforementioned #SarcophagusSaturday. Sunday is a day of rest. No, not all of it makes sense, but we've had great fun with it over the years.