#phallusthursday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #phallusthursday, aggregated by home.social.
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One of the ways AI has made my work worse and I mean worse in an absolutely unenjoyable way is that when I do image search for "cyclops phallus" I now get at least 50% AI slop, despite using DuckDuckGo's NoAI search, and it just sucks the joy right out of everything. I do image search regularly and it used to be such a fun part of my job. Now I dread it. AI slop is THAT BAD. A plague on everyone who added theirs to the huge pile of shit everyone now has to wade through online.
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Just a herm to celebrate #PhallusThursday. If you look closely, this herm appears to be flanked by portraits of… you guessed it, more herms!
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TFW your partner left and you have to take matters into your own hands.
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Did you have good luck today? Hermes is here to provide it, given you are ready to give him a quick rub.
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CW: Erect penis in ancient art
Today we are travelling to India for #PhallusThursday to be blessed by ithyphallic Shiva 🙏
Image source and thorough info on the ancient phallus: https://kreps.org/blog/the-phallus-in-ancient-greece-a-long-read/
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Happy Chinese #PhallusThursday with this adorable 18th century silver... lion?
Via @oregonthedm.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
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✨Tintinnabulum of protection ✨
For the ancient Romans, you could encourage good fortune and ward off the evil eye with phallic images. Combined with bells, such imagery became tintinnabula (wind chimes) and presumably the protective effects were increased.
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damn apparently today is #PhallusThursday
so i gotta take some nudes later and post em lmao
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This phallus belongs to a woman: one of Dionysos' maenads shows him her interpretation of a horny satyr. Maenads usually have first-hand experience with that.
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🍆The phallus krater🍆
Sometimes it is simply time to start carrying around a huge package in public… Welcome to #PhallusThursday Ancient Greek edition!
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Some ancient Greek literature for #PhallusThursday — or #NoPhallusThursday?
🎨 Sententiae Antiquae
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A late #PhallusThursday because I spent the day with a friend celebrating her birthday.
I am supplicating Hermes to grant her good luck, great fortune, and swift travels in the next year of her life, like this traveller is likely asking Hermes for a smooth journey. Hermes seems very excited about it 😉
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✨Chariot racing with a twist✨
This playful ceramic piece depicts quite the chariot race with the women competitors jostling for position in their chariots. But what’s those creatures pulling the chariots? Looks like #PhallusThursday is here!
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It's #PhallusThursday and I'm bringing out the big guns! Does size matter? To this lady, it evidently does.
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This #FannyFriday we have a winged cock surrounded by three fannies with visible slits and a bit of stubble for a joint #PhallusThursday.
Did the little phallus choose the one on top or is he eager to kiss all three of them?
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CW: Masturbation in an ancient Greek vase painting
A late #PhallusThursday because Mastodon was a bit buggy yesterday.
This man has the DIY attitude and a large tool to go with it!
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Are these gaming pieces or locker room tokens at the Roman baths?
The term "spintria" to describe these erotic, coin-like tokens is a modern term from scholarship. We don't know what the Romans called them. In #ancientRome, a spintria was a male prostitute.
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✨Roman tintinnabulum✨
There’s nothing like having a good set of bells to ward off trouble. Welcome to #PhallusThursday complete with this tintinnabulum shaped to resemble some sort of phallic-chimera. There’s no way evil vibes are going to get to the house that has this beauty out the front! This artefact is part of the “secret” gallery in the MAN Napoli.
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✨Poseidon or Zeus✨
This stunning bronze sculpture is thought to be either Poseidon or Zeus. It dates to c. 460 BCE and was found near Cape Artemisium by fishermen in 1928. The figure is poised about to throw an object (now missing) but potentially a javelin. Today he’s our pick for #PhallusThursday!
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This tintinabulum, a Roman wind chime, is a phallus with a longer, thinner phallus and a phallus up its arse. This is very efficient craftmanship, three in one for thrice the good luck!
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✨It’s #PhallusThursday ✨
A celebration of the imagery of the ancients, today we turn to this red figure ware vessel depicting an old man with quite the phallus. He is bound and a crow looks up at him in an allusion to the myth of Prometheus.
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He would have been in the Epstein files.
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✨Pan riding an ithyphallic mule✨
The Greek god Pan was connected with flocks and shepherds so it perhaps only fitting that he is depicted here upon a mule, who is faithfully rendered complete with phallus.
This piece is thought to a Roman relief modelled upon an earlier Hellenistic era relief and it is now held in the MAN Napoli, inv. 27712.
#ReliefWednesday #PhallusThursday #AncientRome #AncientGreece #Priapus