Why aren't there any goats?
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Trampoline.
What’s the story on all the wipeouts? Happened in the last Olympics, too.
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Modern Pentathlon - you’ve got to be kidding!
It’s fusty, archaic, and quite frankly tired
Definitely time for a complete makeover
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Yeah, it's great and all that we celebrate the Summer and Winter Olympics games. But what about the Spring and the Fall? Why do those two seasons get neglected all the time?
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2: #PettyOlympicsComplaints
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@MylesRyden
I want synchronized versions of everything, not just swimming:Sailing, shooting, tennis, pole vault, basket, you name it.
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Well speaking for all of America, the timezone of the Olympics is atrocious
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Hey! These parallel bars over here! They're uneven!
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All events should take place submerged in the Seine
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No jetpacks since 1984
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Has anyone watched Judo yet? This is just teo people slapping eachother's hands until one of them trips
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During the Artistic Swimming event they lifted a swimmer up out of the water so they appeared to be standing on the surface. The is an obvious deliberate offensive mockery of Jesus walking on water and I’m outraged.
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Complete lack of "Runnin' Down a Dream" #pettyolympicscomplaints
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There should be seven Olympic Rings, not five!
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@TechBean @DopeGhoti oddly inconclusive. I take it was recorded as a draw?
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#PettyOlympicsComplaintsNo professional has ever explained to me a good way to get all that sand out of my volleyball bikini.
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Not enough Tesserathlon.
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#PettyOlympicsComplaintsThey won't let me put streamers in my BMX handlebar grips
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#PettyOlympicsComplaintsThey won't let me put cards on my bike to rub on my spokes.
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I am for saving the environment and all, but I don't think they thought out these paper swim caps.
The pool looks like it was the scene of a large-scale spit wad fight.
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My swim cap is not 100 percent waterproof.
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The women's new beach volleyball uniforms are too functional.
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There’s no free food, so I can’t comp eat.
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If England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland count as different countries in the FIFA World Cup, why don't they in the Olympics?
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Why does the mascot look like a cross eyed strawberry turd? 🤷🏻♂️ #PettyOlympicsComplaints #HashtagGames