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  1. I have a very elaborate glass.percolator bong....the glass serves as part of the cooling mechanism

    The water gets pulled up into the percolator and other glass parts, the coolness of it he glass cools down the vapor

    Thing is, in use with my vaporizer, all that displaced water rushes down with gravity after I stop inhaling

    That pushes the air backwards in the hooka hose and blows decarbed pot onto the heating element

    THEN when I suck in for the next hit, the ember lights the rest of the pot on fire

    Necessitating a very definite choreography for my consumption

    #partyfoul

  2. Burnt the flower in my vape wand

    My own damn fault

    I forgot it was on high

    #partyFoul

  3. Cut to me spitting up the bongwater I sucked in through the percolators from the force necessary to pull past my clogged screen...

    Anyone have a better praxis than spitting it out...down the beard...

    And then licking my robe to blot out all the yuck?

    Licking terrycloth is preferable 🤓😡🤮🤣🤣🤣

    #partyFoul

  4. Want to make a grand entrance at your next in-game royal banquet? Animate the roast pig on the table and have it dance a jig! The nobles will be so impressed, they'll surely forgive the ensuing chaos. #TabletopTales #PartyFoul #BadDnDAdvice 🐷💃🔮

  5. Want to make an entrance at the royal ball? Cast Fireball! It's a surefire way to highlight your presence (and lack of invitation). Remember, you can't be blamed for party crashing if there are no witnesses. 🔥 #PartyFoul #LitEntrance #BadDnDAdvice