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Ah, so THAT's wot Marks' ✈️ to MaraLardo was about. Domestic Protection of his Adfraud biz & #ChildAbuseInc #safetywashing #InstaCSAM #parenttrap via InstaSpyware for Parents & Teens protectionism. Huh.
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Ah, so THAT's wot Marks' ✈️ to MaraLardo was about. Domestic Protection of his Adfraud biz & #ChildAbuseInc #safetywashing #InstaCSAM #parenttrap via InstaSpyware for Parents & Teens protectionism. Huh.
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Daughter: How far apart?
Me: You were born?
Daughter: Yeah
Me: Uh, it was about 2 seconds
Daughter: What?
Me: Just shot out
Daughter: Who was first?
Me: It was so fast, we couldn't tell
Daughter: I think I was the oldest
Me: That's what we suspected, based on the position where you landed... -
Daughter: How far apart?
Me: You were born?
Daughter: Yeah
Me: Uh, it was about 2 seconds
Daughter: What?
Me: Just shot out
Daughter: Who was first?
Me: It was so fast, we couldn't tell
Daughter: I think I was the oldest
Me: That's what we suspected, based on the position where you landed... -
Daughter: So did I really have a sister?
Me: Yeah
Daughter: What was her name?
Me: Cheese.
Daughter: What's her real name?
Me: Beebee (she'd already told me)
Daughter: No! That's not her REAL name!
Me: Oh, what is her real name?
Daughter: Darlene!
Me: That was it!
Daughter: You forgot your own child's name??
Me: I mean, we gave her up, I wasn't that invested -
Daughter: So did I really have a sister?
Me: Yeah
Daughter: What was her name?
Me: Cheese.
Daughter: What's her real name?
Me: Beebee (she'd already told me)
Daughter: No! That's not her REAL name!
Me: Oh, what is her real name?
Daughter: Darlene!
Me: That was it!
Daughter: You forgot your own child's name??
Me: I mean, we gave her up, I wasn't that invested -
In the car:
Me: Why do they call her "Cheese"?
Daughter: Oh, she asked us to. Her brother's called "Butter" and HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
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In the car:
Me: Why do they call her "Cheese"?
Daughter: Oh, she asked us to. Her brother's called "Butter" and HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
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At camp pickup...
Me: Did you meet your long lost twin sister for the first time?
Daughter: Yeah, she's right there.
Me: 🫨
Daughter: Her name's Cheese.
Cheese: Yeah, "Cheese" -
At camp pickup...
Me: Did you meet your long lost twin sister for the first time?
Daughter: Yeah, she's right there.
Me: 🫨
Daughter: Her name's Cheese.
Cheese: Yeah, "Cheese"