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  1. In Sweden: 480 days paid parental leave (80% salary) + public preschools like Öppna Förskola = parenting made easier! #ParentingGoals #Sweden.

    'Latte dads': The not-so-new Scandinavian fathers lemonde.fr/en/opinion/article/

  2. Ah, yes, the modern parental dream: coaxing children into loving compound interest with the irresistible allure of... a single HTML file! 📈👶 Because who wouldn't be thrilled to trade toys for a thrilling spreadsheet adventure? 🙄 #ParentingGoals #HTML4Life
    roberdam.com/en/dinversiones.h #ParentingGoals #HTML4Life #FinancialLiteracy #KidsAndFinance #SpreadsheetAdventure #HackerNews #ngated

  3. the 9yo had a fact file to fill in for his homework. Under fave song he wrote Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä #ParentingGoals

  4. "Improvised toy" is an underrated parenting skill.

    Very often, I'll need to put the baby (8 months) down somewhere, and I just don't have one of his toys to keep him from screaming at me in indignation.

    Being able to quickly analyze my surroundings and give him something that won't maim him in less than a second is my super power.

    #parenting #parentingGoals

  5. Family movie night tonight, and youngest is having a tantrum because we aren't watching PAW Patrol: The Movie because she's already watched it twice today. #parentinggoals

  6. @michaelmagras What shall we do tonight, Brain?

    Same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to conquer Discworld!

    #ParentingGoals

  7. First, my 12-yo makes us stop at Third Wave to get coffee to-go. He wants an iced latte, sans sugar.
    “Tell them again to make sure not to put any sugar!” he tells me.
    15 mins later I’m back with two iced lattes, both sans sugar.
    We both drink it. Then again. I’m thinking it, but he’s the one to say it first.
    “Ugh, they over extracted the coffee”
    #parentinggoals 😄

  8. New visitors to my home often ask why I have a clown costume hanging on my wall and because I bore them with this story, it's only fair that I bore you too.

    10yo son (on Tuesday): Mum I need a clown costume for the school concert by Friday.

    *Buys fabric, has no pattern, cuts random shape of a clown, hand sews along lines drawn with lip-liner pencil.

    Son (on Thursday): My teacher asked if I'll have my costume for tomorrow. I said yes 'cos you're making one. He asked if you have a sewing machine. I said no. He said there's no way you can make a clown costume if you don't have a sewing machine.

    Moral: Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something.

    #ChallengeAccepted
    #YouCanDoIt
    #ParentingGoals