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  1. #aphasia #paraphasia hilarity:

    "HELP what's the word for a flock of horses?"
    *spouse laughing so hard he can't reply*
    "I can't remember the word! What do you call a flock of horses!?"
    *still laughing*
    "...Corral?"
    *through guffaws* "HERD"

  2. #aphasia #paraphasia of the day: forgot "content warning"

    "the bad things happen notes"

  3. Today's #aphasia #paraphasia entry: "would you like a... round croissant?" It was a bagel.

  4. me talking about a typewriter: I want you to know how long it took me to remember this wasn't called "a toolbox but for words" #aphasia #paraphasia

  5. Today's #aphasia #paraphasia offering is "round potatoes" meaning bagels. Best I can figure, my brain was stuck on the circular shape of the bagel, and bagels and potatoes are both beige starchy foods that go in the toaster oven.

    It's always interesting to see what linguistic connections there are in my brain. I don't get to pick the words when I'm having a paraphasia episode, so it's pure innate categorical substitution. Kind of neat.