#paperweight — Public Fediverse posts

🥳🎉 Wow, you found a dumpster-diving jackpot: a Cricut Maker with more locks than Fort Knox! 🏰🔒 But fear not, with a little "hacking" (or was it just turning it off and on again?), you're now the proud owner of a plastic roller-free #paperweight. 🖨️🙄
https://sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2026/07/01/cricut-unlock/ #dumpsterdiving #CricutMaker #hacking #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

It's like a bouquet of cheap flowers you grab last minute at a gas station for mothers day. Marco Rubio is such a dickhead, standing there in his too big Trump-shoes, making a complete ass of himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4elnudXwuE #MarcoRubio #PopeLeo #paperweight #football

Oh yes, because what we really needed in the world was another AI gateway to make sure #developers still don't know how to use it properly 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least it's "44x lighter" than something with 'Lite' in its name, because who wouldn't want a #paperweight AI? 🛠️💡
https://github.com/ENTERPILOT/GOModel/ #AIgateway #lightweight #technology #HackerNews #ngated

😂 A delightful ode to buyer's remorse! Our brave author splurges on the "budget" #MacBook, only to discover its true calling: a stylish #paperweight. 🍎💻 Spoiler alert: it types, but that's about it.
https://alexandmanu.com/blog/the-macbook-neo-disappointment/ #buyersremorse #splurge #techhumor #comedy #HackerNews #ngated

📰🤡 BREAKING NEWS: A new Raspberry Pi has hit the scene! And guess what? You can't buy it! Unless, of course, you've mastered the art of #teleportation to China. 🎉 No HDMI, Ethernet, or USB? Clearly, it's a revolutionary paperweight! 📦🔥
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/cm0-new-raspberry-pi-you-cant-buy #RaspberryPi #NewsTech #Innovation #Paperweight #HackerNews #ngated

😆 Oh, joy! Another YouTube DIY project claiming to be "the most accurate" CNC lathe, as if the world needed another homemade contraption gathering dust in a garage. 🙄 Spoiler alert: It'll probably end up as an impressive #paperweight. 📏✨
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEr2CJruwEM #YouTubeDIY #CNCprojects #HomemadeContraptions #GarageLife #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! 🤡 #Google is here to remind you that your $1000 #luxury #paperweight now requires their royal decree to install apps. 🤑 #Android users, welcome to your shiny new garden of walled delights. 🚪🔒
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBEKlIV_70E #Updates #AppRestrictions #WalledGarden #HackerNews #ngated

Dette blir "gøy" ... #FutureHome er konkurs. En norsk Smart-hjem løsning som har blitt pushet i flere nybygde leiligheter i Oslo.

Hva kommer til å skje når mange FutureHome brukere oppdager at løsningene de har betalt for slutter å funke eller ikke får nødvendige oppgraderinger?

https://www.dn.no/teknologi/futurehome/smarthus/teknologi/kriserammet-tek-selskap-er-konkurs/2-1-1822040

#norge #nyheter #finans #konkurs #smarthjem #IOT #paperweight

@makepeace #Paperweight

concrete Sculpture M1
2020 :pensive_party_blob:

#goldenratio #scifiart #temple #exotic #monolith #sculpture #concrete #abstract #art #architecture #paperweight #geometric #model #contemporary #pyramid #brutalist

You are so wrong, it is absolutely NOT self explanatory 😂😂😂 #paperweight #dodgymerch

Thanks to moving my desk upstairs, the fish in my paperweight are now swimming in the lake.

Wolverine Lake, March 9, 2023.

#paperweight #fish #lake #lakes #homeoffice #WorkAtHome #Murano

This is a design I've always liked. It's also available as a print. Boosts are very much appreciated!
:hearthands:
https://www.zazzle.com/mandala_heart_celestial_paperweight-256336666539413190

#mandala #heart #ValentinesDay #valentine #gift #PaperWeight #art #artist #MastoArt #HumanArt #HumanArtist #DigitalArt #ad

High-Tech Paperweight Shows off Working 60s-era Thin-Film Electronics - [Ken Shirriff]’s analysis of a fascinating high-tech paperweight created by GE at ... - https://hackaday.com/2021/07/12/high-tech-paperweight-shows-off-working-60s-era-thin-film-electronics/ #reverseengineering #retrocomputing #paperweight #spacerace #thinfilm #vintage #art #60s #ge