#oxymoron — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #oxymoron, aggregated by home.social.
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Wer täglich sein Essen fotografiert weiß nicht, wie er gestern angezogen war.
Mein #Oxymoron des Tages. -
@aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.
The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.
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@aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.
The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.
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@aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.
The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.
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@aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.
The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.
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@aral as an Irish woman, I am completely shocked by the notion that "#BritishJustice" might be an #oxymoron.
The thought never occurred to #RobertEmmet, the #BirminghamSix, #GuilfordFour ... or indeed #LucyLetby.
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"A separate request to the Food Standards Agency revealed the government quango “did conduct work on the strength of evidence for the effectiveness of interventions against campylobacter [a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea] at various stages of the food chain, this included a review of chemical treatments including studies performed in the USA."
WTF is a 'government quango' besides an #oxymoron?
The author is clearly unaware of what a quango is, i.e. a Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation. 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
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"A separate request to the Food Standards Agency revealed the government quango “did conduct work on the strength of evidence for the effectiveness of interventions against campylobacter [a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea] at various stages of the food chain, this included a review of chemical treatments including studies performed in the USA."
WTF is a 'government quango' besides an #oxymoron?
The author is clearly unaware of what a quango is, i.e. a Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation. 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
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"A separate request to the Food Standards Agency revealed the government quango “did conduct work on the strength of evidence for the effectiveness of interventions against campylobacter [a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea] at various stages of the food chain, this included a review of chemical treatments including studies performed in the USA."
WTF is a 'government quango' besides an #oxymoron?
The author is clearly unaware of what a quango is, i.e. a Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation. 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
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"A separate request to the Food Standards Agency revealed the government quango “did conduct work on the strength of evidence for the effectiveness of interventions against campylobacter [a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea] at various stages of the food chain, this included a review of chemical treatments including studies performed in the USA."
WTF is a 'government quango' besides an #oxymoron?
The author is clearly unaware of what a quango is, i.e. a Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation. 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
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"A separate request to the Food Standards Agency revealed the government quango “did conduct work on the strength of evidence for the effectiveness of interventions against campylobacter [a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea] at various stages of the food chain, this included a review of chemical treatments including studies performed in the USA."
WTF is a 'government quango' besides an #oxymoron?
The author is clearly unaware of what a quango is, i.e. a Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation. 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/23/uk-us-chlorinated-chicken-foi-request
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When is a real story not a real story? #Oxymoron #word #SymbolicLanguage #SchrodingersEightball #Today #Tuesday #ElBlanco @ElDiabloRoboc
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When is a real story not a real story? #Oxymoron #word #SymbolicLanguage #SchrodingersEightball #Today #Tuesday #ElBlanco @ElDiabloRoboc
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When is a real story not a real story? #Oxymoron #word #SymbolicLanguage #SchrodingersEightball #Today #Tuesday #ElBlanco @ElDiabloRoboc
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When is a real story not a real story? #Oxymoron #word #SymbolicLanguage #SchrodingersEightball #Today #Tuesday #ElBlanco @ElDiabloRoboc
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When is a real story not a real story? #Oxymoron #word #SymbolicLanguage #SchrodingersEightball #Today #Tuesday #ElBlanco @ElDiabloRoboc
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Mit asozialen Aussagen zum Star in den sozialen Medien.
Mein #Oxymoron des Tages geht mit einem von mir sonst nie verwendeten Kotz-Smiley an das Triumvirat des Grauens.
#LukeMockridge #nizar #shayan -
"We must believe in free will… we have no choice." — Isaac Singer — — — #IsaacSinger #quote #quotes #quip #oxymoron #freewill #choice #inevitable #voluntary #predetermined #discretion #humorous #humor
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Das heutige Oxymoron:
Liebe Faschisten …
Ein Service der Fürther Dadaisten zum 9.3.2025
#dada #Dadaismus #Oxymoron #Fürth #Fuerth -
Seen on Bluesky, from Morgan J Freeman
Based on a true story: #TrumpVotesByMail
Proof again: Sir #TrumpVirus NEVER speaks #truth, or puts himself in the same species (mortals) as the rest of us.
Watch what he says, and what he does.He often gives life to concepts of concepts like #oxymoron & #WordSalad
#Election #Interference #treason #TrumpEpsteinFiles #WarCrimes
#MakeAmericaSane
#MakeTrumpAccountableI hear #Nuremberg may be available.
Soon, please. #Justice for #Evil #GQP -
Flacherdler haben Gleichgesinnte rund um die Welt.
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Being a Fediversian, I am convinced that someday soon, #apple will make the deep mistake of requiring Apple Intelligence (#oxymoron much?) to be mandatory. That will be the day I eschew all Apple products. Looking for alternatives (& no, #android, the system designed to be hacked doesn’t qualify). Suggestions fellow Mastonauts?
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"Trump's goodwill"? Seriously? #oxymoron
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yf6hctt2ug3qyfty4in64yob/post/3mdj7qa57g222 -
🔧🤖 Oh, look! Another brave soul attempting to reinvent the wheel with a "code-only" #agent, as if combining "simplicity" and "agents" in the same sentence isn't a laughable #oxymoron. Because clearly, a #minimalist agent with one tool is all you need to achieve world domination—if by world, you mean your grandma's #kitchen #gadgets. 🍳🙄
https://rijnard.com/blog/the-code-only-agent #codeonly #simplicity #technology #HackerNews #ngated -
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#Chumbawamba - The good cop
#oxymoron -
I have just read the phrase “software-powered e-bike”.
It was written unironically.
I need to go lie down now.
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Abendlektüre: #Zerstörungslust Ich bin so gespannt auf die „Elemente des #Demokratischen #Faschismus“ #Oxymoron, oder? Abendessen: Linsen & Spätzle Abendspiel: #IntheShadows - #GMT - #Kosim / #Kriegsspiel über den französischen Widerstand gegen Ende des #WW2 #booksky #Games
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3g3hb4agqknwjfsc5vp24hj/post/3m3m4wjzu7s2h -
OXYMORON
Street Punk band from Germany.
Oxymoron was a German punk rock band formed in 1992. The band was founded by Sucker vocals and his cousin Björn drums along with two friends Martin guitar and Filzlaus bass....
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Nobody has ever seen such truth before!
- Sir #TrumpVirushttps://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3m2g4dluv3c27
Oregon AG Rayfield:
"The first thing that might’ve told you the federal government wasn’t doing so hot was when they started off some of their arguments by talking about Truth Social as their source of facts." 🎯
"Truth Social" has about as much truth, and is about as "social", as "Mein Kampf".
Anything Sir spews via #Truth™ or A.I., is a textbook example of #oxymoron. #Fact-free #delusions, id, & fantasy.
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@Golemde @golem-de-Golemde
"Smart" oder "#SmartHome" im selbsten Satz mit IT von #Google oder #Amazon ist ein Widerspruch in sich!
#oxymoron
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Smart geht nur dezentral und souverän. Alles andere ist "IT-Sklaverei"!
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Wir brauchen standadisierte #dezentraleIT für echte #ITSouveränität !
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@EthicalProfessor Jumbo shrimp? Ah ok i got it #oxymoron 💡 ✅
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I just heard CNN call someone a "MAGA intellectual" #oxymoron
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Streaming a movie off Rai's prime account, and when it stops for an ad break it literally says: "your movie continues uninterrupted after this break."
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Is #sustainable intensification an #oxymoron? A 9-yr study says maybe not.
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These are the first two bullet-points for a Principal Product Manager role:
8 - 10 years of experience working in the public sector software, market such as local, state or federal government.
5 - 7 years product management experience working in high-performance teams in fast-paced, digitally native organizationshttps://boards.greenhouse.io/escribe/jobs/4814435004?source=LinkedIn
#oxymoron #purplesquirrel #digitalnative #municipalgovernment #highperfomance #publicsector
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https://specstories.substack.com/p/figures-of-speech
These #RhetoricalDevices add color and vividness to written or spoken words, making them more engaging and memorable.
#Similes #Metaphors #Personification #Hyperbole #Onomatopoeia #Alliteration #Symbolism #Irony #Oxymoron #Allegory#speculativeencounters #writingcommunity #substack #writersofinstagram #stories #plotting #storytelling #writingcommunity
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Sonntag! Hüte dich vor den Iden des #März Und noch viel mehr vor den Ideen des #Merz … Ja, hier wird die @spdde.bsky.social gedisst, bis das #JugendwortdesJahres Arbeiterverräter ist! #WavingTheGuns #SOZIAL-#DEMOKRATISCHES Rückgrat, ein #Oxymoron! #music #hiphop #rap #punk #spd #wtg
Jugendwort des Jahres -
These are the first two bullet-points for a Principal Product Manager role:
8 - 10 years of experience working in the public sector software, market such as local, state or federal government.
5 - 7 years product management experience working in high-performance teams in fast-paced, digitally native organizationshttps://boards.greenhouse.io/escribe/jobs/4814435004?source=LinkedIn
#oxymoron #purplesquirrel #digitalnative #municipalgovernment #highperfomance #publicsector
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These are the first two bullet-points for a Principal Product Manager role:
8 - 10 years of experience working in the public sector software, market such as local, state or federal government.
5 - 7 years product management experience working in high-performance teams in fast-paced, digitally native organizationshttps://boards.greenhouse.io/escribe/jobs/4814435004?source=LinkedIn
#oxymoron #purplesquirrel #digitalnative #municipalgovernment #highperfomance #publicsector
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These are the first two bullet-points for a Principal Product Manager role:
8 - 10 years of experience working in the public sector software, market such as local, state or federal government.
5 - 7 years product management experience working in high-performance teams in fast-paced, digitally native organizationshttps://boards.greenhouse.io/escribe/jobs/4814435004?source=LinkedIn
#oxymoron #purplesquirrel #digitalnative #municipalgovernment #highperfomance #publicsector
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These are the first two bullet-points for a Principal Product Manager role:
8 - 10 years of experience working in the public sector software, market such as local, state or federal government.
5 - 7 years product management experience working in high-performance teams in fast-paced, digitally native organizationshttps://boards.greenhouse.io/escribe/jobs/4814435004?source=LinkedIn
#oxymoron #purplesquirrel #digitalnative #municipalgovernment #highperfomance #publicsector
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Reasonable and scientific. A must-watch.
Spoiler: humane slaughter is an oxymoron and free-range is a 'humane' lie.
There is no right way to do the wrong thing.#earthlinged #vegan ##oxymoron #edwinters #video #animals #animalrights
