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  1. Ah, the elusive dream of zero heap allocation wrapped in the obscure magic of OxCaml—a language loved by three people and their pet camel 🐪. Because who doesn't want to parse HTTP/1.1 with a tool so #experimental that it might just parse your sanity instead? 🤯 The future of web servers is... secure? 🤔
    github.com/avsm/httpz #zeroHeapAllocation #OxCaml #HTTP1_1 #webServers #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Ah, the elusive dream of zero heap allocation wrapped in the obscure magic of OxCaml—a language loved by three people and their pet camel 🐪. Because who doesn't want to parse HTTP/1.1 with a tool so #experimental that it might just parse your sanity instead? 🤯 The future of web servers is... secure? 🤔
    github.com/avsm/httpz #zeroHeapAllocation #OxCaml #HTTP1_1 #webServers #HackerNews #ngated

  3. OxCaml: because why stick to a perfectly good language when you can #Frankenstein it with endless "fast-moving" extensions? 🤹‍♂️ Sure, #Jane #Street might call it "performance-oriented," but we're all just here for the #experimental circus! 🎪✨
    oxcaml.org/ #OxCaml #Extensions #Circus #Performance #HackerNews #ngated

  4. OxCaml: because why stick to a perfectly good language when you can #Frankenstein it with endless "fast-moving" extensions? 🤹‍♂️ Sure, #Jane #Street might call it "performance-oriented," but we're all just here for the #experimental circus! 🎪✨
    oxcaml.org/ #OxCaml #Extensions #Circus #Performance #HackerNews #ngated