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As an avid improver I love to interact with the actors.
Best moment: a woman dressed as a zombie π§βββοΈ popped out at me. Instead of screaming I got down on one knee π§π» and dramatically proposed. π
Her response: "There are cameras here."
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#12DaysOfHalloween
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#overheardinthehauntedhouse .. all of #trump speeches in its entirety & on repeat. #HashtagGames
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NWBisonπΊπΈπ³οΈβππΊπ¦π¬πͺπ²π©πΉπΌπ΅πΈπββ¬πββ¬π @[email protected]Coming from the parlor antechamber a little distorted, it sounded like, β'Scuse me while I kiss this guyβ, followed by a bite and some intense slurping.
https://youtu.be/WGoDaYjdfSg?si=EFe4ExbVf-kBkntD
#OverHeardInTheHauntedHouse #HashtagGames #12DaysOfHalloween
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" Is that a machete in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" -
NWBisonπΊπΈπ³οΈβππΊπ¦π¬πͺπ²π©πΉπΌπ΅πΈπββ¬πββ¬π @[email protected]
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.
- Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost
#OverHeardInTheHauntedHouse #HashtagGames #12DaysOfHalloween
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NWBisonπΊπΈπ³οΈβππΊπ¦π¬πͺπ²π©πΉπΌπ΅πΈπββ¬πββ¬π @[email protected]
I was born with the devil in me⦠he has been with me ever since.
#OverHeardInTheHauntedHouse #HashtagGames #12DaysOfHalloween
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That wasn't an election, that was an exor-solipsism
#OverHeardInTheWhiteHouse2021β©#OverHeardInTheHauntedHouseβ¨#HashtagGamesβ¨#12DaysOfHalloween
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Me: AAAAAAH!
Him: That's Jacob Rees-Mogg
Me: I know.
Him: He's alive.
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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
#OverheardInTheHauntedHouse #HashtagGames #12DaysOfHalloween
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"There are no such things as living people. There are no such things as living people."
#OverheardInTheHauntedHouse #HashtagGames #12DaysOfHalloween
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βWell, yes, heavy drapes would keep the full moonlight out of the bedroom, I suppose.β
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βThe house was built in 1692. You would be the second owner. Say, that canβt be right!β
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βI think we can get the estate to refinish the floors.β
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βIβd show you the attic, but we havenβt had the locksmith out yet. Lots of storage, Iβm sure.β
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βThink of theThanksgiving feasts you can make in that oven! Itβs large enough to roast a small person!β
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#OverheardInTheHauntedHouseThe Haunted House by Jumpin' Gene Simmons.
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βOh, thatβs just a rumor. Agatha Christie never spent the entire weekend.β
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βTwo and a half bedrooms? That must be a typo.β
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βThe seller is motivated. Very motivated.β
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#OverheardInTheHauntedHouseEndless recitations of the poem "Little Orphant Annie" but one line is yelled:
"THE GOBBLINS WILL GETCHA IF YA DON'T WATCH OUT!!"
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Ouija boards playing themselves.
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The creaking of a Tβ1000 coming to kill you.
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His hair isn't really that white. I swear he dies it.
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"Hey! Is that a new skeleton?"
"Yes. She decided it was time to come out of the closet."
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Tone it down, or the livings will hear us!
#OverHeardInTheHauntedHouse
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βYouβll sleep like your dead, this neighborhood is so quiet.β
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"We made the hosts in the Fox News section out of wax, just like on TV."
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"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and yell loudly that nobody wants to date nice guys anymore."
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βA lot of people would kill for a house like this.β
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"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and explain how nobody wants to work anymore."
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"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and explain the "him too" hashtag."
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Bones breaking, one by one.
