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  1. 🤖💍🎥 Ah, the pinnacle of human creativity: #outsourcing #wedding #videos to #AI because crafting heartfelt messages is sooooo 2025. The crowd gasped as the AI-generated montage was so shockingly original in its perfectly regressed median, causing an existential crisis for all us biological scriptwriters. But fear not, the human race will recover…as soon as Alexa writes our vows. 😂📉
    hugodaniel.com/posts/the-end-o #Humor #Creativity #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🤖💍🎥 Ah, the pinnacle of human creativity: #outsourcing #wedding #videos to #AI because crafting heartfelt messages is sooooo 2025. The crowd gasped as the AI-generated montage was so shockingly original in its perfectly regressed median, causing an existential crisis for all us biological scriptwriters. But fear not, the human race will recover…as soon as Alexa writes our vows. 😂📉
    hugodaniel.com/posts/the-end-o #Humor #Creativity #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🤖💍🎥 Ah, the pinnacle of human creativity: #outsourcing #wedding #videos to #AI because crafting heartfelt messages is sooooo 2025. The crowd gasped as the AI-generated montage was so shockingly original in its perfectly regressed median, causing an existential crisis for all us biological scriptwriters. But fear not, the human race will recover…as soon as Alexa writes our vows. 😂📉
    hugodaniel.com/posts/the-end-o #Humor #Creativity #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🤖💍🎥 Ah, the pinnacle of human creativity: #outsourcing #wedding #videos to #AI because crafting heartfelt messages is sooooo 2025. The crowd gasped as the AI-generated montage was so shockingly original in its perfectly regressed median, causing an existential crisis for all us biological scriptwriters. But fear not, the human race will recover…as soon as Alexa writes our vows. 😂📉
    hugodaniel.com/posts/the-end-o #Humor #Creativity #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🤖💍🎥 Ah, the pinnacle of human creativity: #outsourcing #wedding #videos to #AI because crafting heartfelt messages is sooooo 2025. The crowd gasped as the AI-generated montage was so shockingly original in its perfectly regressed median, causing an existential crisis for all us biological scriptwriters. But fear not, the human race will recover…as soon as Alexa writes our vows. 😂📉
    hugodaniel.com/posts/the-end-o #Humor #Creativity #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

  6. "Eigentlich könnten wir den Newsletter doch selbst machen."

    Diesen Satz höre ich oft. Die Realität sieht häufig anders aus: Das Team ist ausgelastet, die Technik kostet Zeit und der letzte Newsletter liegt Monate zurück.

    In meinem neuen Blogartikel zeige ich, wann sich das Auslagern eines Newsletters für KMU und Selbständige wirklich lohnt.

    🔗 kurzlinks.de/x60aa

    #Newsletter #EMailMarketing #KMU #Mittelstand #Marketing #B2BMarketing #Kundenbindung #Outsourcing #Freelancer #Letterschmied

  7. "Eigentlich könnten wir den Newsletter doch selbst machen."

    Diesen Satz höre ich oft. Die Realität sieht häufig anders aus: Das Team ist ausgelastet, die Technik kostet Zeit und der letzte Newsletter liegt Monate zurück.

    In meinem neuen Blogartikel zeige ich, wann sich das Auslagern eines Newsletters für KMU und Selbständige wirklich lohnt.

    🔗 kurzlinks.de/x60aa

    #Newsletter #EMailMarketing #KMU #Mittelstand #Marketing #B2BMarketing #Kundenbindung #Outsourcing #Freelancer #Letterschmied

  8. "Eigentlich könnten wir den Newsletter doch selbst machen."

    Diesen Satz höre ich oft. Die Realität sieht häufig anders aus: Das Team ist ausgelastet, die Technik kostet Zeit und der letzte Newsletter liegt Monate zurück.

    In meinem neuen Blogartikel zeige ich, wann sich das Auslagern eines Newsletters für KMU und Selbständige wirklich lohnt.

    🔗 kurzlinks.de/x60aa

    #Newsletter #EMailMarketing #KMU #Mittelstand #Marketing #B2BMarketing #Kundenbindung #Outsourcing #Freelancer #Letterschmied

  9. "Eigentlich könnten wir den Newsletter doch selbst machen."

    Diesen Satz höre ich oft. Die Realität sieht häufig anders aus: Das Team ist ausgelastet, die Technik kostet Zeit und der letzte Newsletter liegt Monate zurück.

    In meinem neuen Blogartikel zeige ich, wann sich das Auslagern eines Newsletters für KMU und Selbständige wirklich lohnt.

    🔗 kurzlinks.de/x60aa

    #Newsletter #EMailMarketing #KMU #Mittelstand #Marketing #B2BMarketing #Kundenbindung #Outsourcing #Freelancer #Letterschmied

  10. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  11. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  12. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  13. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  14. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  15. #Outsourcing #IT und die Realität. 🤨

    #Cloud ist das Versprechen, mit wenigen Klicks Entwickler zu entlasten und ihnen zu helfen. 😔

    Allerdings kommt es zu sehr vielen Vorfällen. Kriminelle kapern die Daten, verschlüsseln Inhalte und erpressen Unternehmen. Wieso ist das so?

    Auszug aus dem #diabolischen #Handbuch: 🥶

    Gib dem Entwickler ein "neues" Werkzeug" [#Cloud) in die Hand, welches interessante Möglichkeiten bietet. Er wird es dankbar annehmen und in der Produktion einsetzen. 🙈

    Lenke ab von den weiteren Aufgaben wie #Wartung und #Pflege. Am besten funktioniert dies mit immer neuen Features und Komponenten.

    Die Wortwahl soll die Bedeutung adressieren und auch die Entscheider positiv stimmen (Hypercaler)....

    Wenn #Cloud in den Köpfen fest verankert ist, ist die Zeit reif für den nächsten Schritt - #KI, damit kann der Entwickler weitere Aufgaben erledigen, auch hier ist es wichtig, die Bedeutung auf die "neuen" Möglichkeiten zu lenken.

    Die Wortwahl orientiert sich an #Automatisierung und #Optimierung. Nicht erwähnen darf man Risiko durch statistisches Verhalten und Abhängigkeit von fernen Dritten....

    Wird die Marketing-Strategie an Obigem (diabolisches Handbuch) ausgerichtet, dann ist der Umsatz praktisch garantiert, denn ein Entwickler wird die "Karotte" des Neuen sofort haben wollen. 🤗

    Auf Dauer wird damit eine Abhängigkeit erzeugt aus der der Entwickler kaum einfach ausbrechen kann. Er müsste ja zu seinem Vorgesetzten gehen und eingestehen, er habe sich geirrt. 🙁

    Eine Chance gibt es jedoch, die #Kosten. Wenn sich herausstellt, die Kostenentwicklung ist nicht mehr tragbar, dann kann auch der Entwickler wieder mit seiner Expertise zu einer Senkung beitragen.

    Mit einer #Vollkostenrechnung ist es belastbar darstellbar eine Strategieänderung schrittweise zu bewirken. ☺️

    Hashtag#Outsourcing der Hashtag#IT dient dazu die Kosten zu senken und gleichzeitig die Hashtag#Sicherheit zu erhöhen.

    Kein "Self-Service" mehr, dies hilft dem Entwickler seine Fähigkeiten besser einzubringen. Zusätzlich ist der Wissenstransfer durch eine persönliche Betreuung ein bedeutender Vorteil. 😁

    Erfahrene Spezialisten oder ein guter #MSP sind die richtigen Ansprechpartner wenn es darum geht die Kosten zu senken, die Sicherheit zu erhöhen und gleichzeitig die "digitale Souveränität" zu verbessern. 👍

    Der Artikel gibt jedoch wenig Anlass zu glauben, die #IT wird in naher Zukunft resilienter werden. Deshalb ist es wichtig selbst nach Lösungen zu suchen und nicht abzuwarten. 🙂

    heise.de/news/Deutsche-Digital

    #IT #Outsourcing #KI #Cloud #Vollkostenrechnung #MSP

  16. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  17. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  18. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  19. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  20. "The measure of a developer is not the number of lines written, but rather the number of lines that needn't be written."

    #ai #outsourcing #replacement

    media.pragprog.com/newsletters

  21. In an era where developers are desperate to outsource their brains, here's yet another tool that promises to "detect" code duplication but really just duplicates your Google search bar 🤖🔍. The real wizardry? Watching developers marvel as AI wraps repetitive tasks in a shiny "embedding model" package and calls it innovation 🎩✨.
    github.com/rafal-qa/slopo #codeautomation #AItools #developerinnovation #duplicationdetection #outsourcing #HackerNews #ngated

  22. In an era where developers are desperate to outsource their brains, here's yet another tool that promises to "detect" code duplication but really just duplicates your Google search bar 🤖🔍. The real wizardry? Watching developers marvel as AI wraps repetitive tasks in a shiny "embedding model" package and calls it innovation 🎩✨.
    github.com/rafal-qa/slopo #codeautomation #AItools #developerinnovation #duplicationdetection #outsourcing #HackerNews #ngated

  23. In an era where developers are desperate to outsource their brains, here's yet another tool that promises to "detect" code duplication but really just duplicates your Google search bar 🤖🔍. The real wizardry? Watching developers marvel as AI wraps repetitive tasks in a shiny "embedding model" package and calls it innovation 🎩✨.
    github.com/rafal-qa/slopo #codeautomation #AItools #developerinnovation #duplicationdetection #outsourcing #HackerNews #ngated

  24. In an era where developers are desperate to outsource their brains, here's yet another tool that promises to "detect" code duplication but really just duplicates your Google search bar 🤖🔍. The real wizardry? Watching developers marvel as AI wraps repetitive tasks in a shiny "embedding model" package and calls it innovation 🎩✨.
    github.com/rafal-qa/slopo #codeautomation #AItools #developerinnovation #duplicationdetection #outsourcing #HackerNews #ngated

  25. In an era where developers are desperate to outsource their brains, here's yet another tool that promises to "detect" code duplication but really just duplicates your Google search bar 🤖🔍. The real wizardry? Watching developers marvel as AI wraps repetitive tasks in a shiny "embedding model" package and calls it innovation 🎩✨.
    github.com/rafal-qa/slopo #codeautomation #AItools #developerinnovation #duplicationdetection #outsourcing #HackerNews #ngated

  26. 🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
    the-independent.com/tech/ford- #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

  27. 🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
    the-independent.com/tech/ford- #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

  28. 🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
    the-independent.com/tech/ford- #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

  29. 🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
    the-independent.com/tech/ford- #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

  30. 🚗🤖 #Ford thought they'd revolutionize car manufacturing by #outsourcing their brains to #AI. Instead, they got a digital "Error 405: 🧠 Not Allowed" and a "Varnish Cache Server" that perhaps performs better as a hood ornament. Future of automation: caching and crashing! 😂
    the-independent.com/tech/ford- #DigitalError #AutomationFail #VarnishCache #HackerNews #ngated

  31. @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @FediThing @nzlemming @emilymbender

    100% agree. #GenAISlop machines are designed for #outsourcing brain functions. Not only are we guaranteed of becoming ever more stupid, but we’ll pay for the privilege. we could learn a thing or two from #cephalopods .

    #StopTheGenAIMadnessNow

    Apologies for budding-in. LLM GenAI is in the new again along with its #KoolAid served to our #PoliticalClass. I’ll shut up now and get back in my box.

  32. @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @FediThing @nzlemming @emilymbender

    100% agree. #GenAISlop machines are designed for #outsourcing brain functions. Not only are we guaranteed of becoming ever more stupid, but we’ll pay for the privilege. we could learn a thing or two from #cephalopods .

    #StopTheGenAIMadnessNow

    Apologies for budding-in. LLM GenAI is in the new again along with its #KoolAid served to our #PoliticalClass. I’ll shut up now and get back in my box.

  33. @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @FediThing @nzlemming @emilymbender

    100% agree. #GenAISlop machines are designed for #outsourcing brain functions. Not only are we guaranteed of becoming ever more stupid, but we’ll pay for the privilege. we could learn a thing or two from #cephalopods .

    #StopTheGenAIMadnessNow

    Apologies for budding-in. LLM GenAI is in the new again along with its #KoolAid served to our #PoliticalClass. I’ll shut up now and get back in my box.

  34. @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @FediThing @nzlemming @emilymbender

    100% agree. #GenAISlop machines are designed for #outsourcing brain functions. Not only are we guaranteed of becoming ever more stupid, but we’ll pay for the privilege. we could learn a thing or two from #cephalopods .

    #StopTheGenAIMadnessNow

    Apologies for budding-in. LLM GenAI is in the new again along with its #KoolAid served to our #PoliticalClass. I’ll shut up now and get back in my box.

  35. @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @FediThing @nzlemming @emilymbender

    100% agree. #GenAISlop machines are designed for #outsourcing brain functions. Not only are we guaranteed of becoming ever more stupid, but we’ll pay for the privilege. we could learn a thing or two from #cephalopods .

    #StopTheGenAIMadnessNow

    Apologies for budding-in. LLM GenAI is in the new again along with its #KoolAid served to our #PoliticalClass. I’ll shut up now and get back in my box.