#outofcontextquotes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #outofcontextquotes, aggregated by home.social.
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"What are you, the fucking blue cheese police?"
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Today's "out of context quote" from After the Awakening.
For those who have read the first three books, I'll give you one guess on who says this. 😆
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"What, are you like four different dogs?#outOfContextQuotes
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"He might have spent two weeks in Brittany with the RAF..."
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"You boys don't happen to be ham radio operators, do you?" #TwilightZone #OutOfContextQuotes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewfpTgTr6Q8
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"Why do you suppose it is that only sons-of-bitches know how to lick a stamp?"
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The untold want by life and land ne’er granted,
Now, voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find. -
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates…"
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"Holey rusted metal, Batman!"
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"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'Wouldn't it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?' So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #prigoschin
9: #moon
8: #isro
7: #wagner
6: #ahsoka
5: #putin
4: #india
3: #Chandrayaan3
2: #prigozhin
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Those aren't pillows.
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I don't take any responsibility at all.
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Dimentio from Super #PaperMario has some great ones too:
> It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims.
> Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!
> Ah! Once again we meet, like two large, hairy vikings on a storm-tossed schooner!
> The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!
> Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! -
The insanity of Fawful only gets crazier when his quotes are out of context:
> Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
> Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless.
> It is I who added the nuts to that statue!
> Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!
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"Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer. This is a tough decision you give me here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. What do you think? I could use a good ass kicking. I'll be very honest with you."
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it." - Abraham Lincoln (???)
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That Other Global Pandemic:
Lonelinesshttps://youtube.com/shorts/lyhZZtsr__w?feature=share
#youtube #mentalhealth #video #outofcontextquotes #covid #poetry #SocialMedia #culture #life #JoinIn #psychology #backinmyday #today
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"Don’t be mean; we don’t have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
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"What's so bad about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water." -
Guards! Help! We're being rescued!
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Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night
