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#So...

#IT's #MondayAgain and #IT's #OnlyMonday...

#How's #YourAgeVerificationApp #ComingAlong...?

#FixedTheInternet, yet... | #Nope

#StillNope™️

#IT #CouldBeWorse; #You could be #JustAnother #CrazyStalker... #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalAssets #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#So...

#IT's #MondayAgain and #IT's #OnlyMonday...

#How's #YourAgeVerificationApp #ComingAlong...?

#FixedTheInternet, yet... | #Nope

#StillNope™️

#IT #CouldBeWorse; #You could be #JustAnother #CrazyStalker... #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalAssets #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

@selzero

#LadlesAndJellyspoons...

A #NewBusinessOpportunity for #ForeignSecretary / #PigFuckerInChief... And #IT's #OnlyMonday...

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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/mar/31/how-david-cameron-got-caught-up-in-a-classic-lobbying-scandal

@selzero (@[email protected])

#IT was #TrueThen; #IT's #StillTrue...

And, #IT's #Still... #OnlyMonday... #Still...!

#ChooseYourAdventure; or, #MakeYourOwn...

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@[email protected] (@[email protected] @selzero)

And, #IT's #OnlyMonday...

When are we getting #MisterDensKebabsAndCrypto...?

Is it #BiscuitTime, yet...?

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