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One of the coolest things about Ruby is that you can write clear yet concise code.
This is especially useful when you want to automate repetitive tasks using scripts.
To understand how to use Ruby in your scripts, in most cases you can simply look at the standard help for the `ruby` command, such as `ruby -h` or `man ruby`. You can also pass arbitrary code using the `-e` option, for example:
```
ruby -e 'puts "Ruby One-Liners"'
```

#Ruby #OneLiners #Script #Task #Routine #Facet #RubyLinks

Happy 32nd anniversary, Python! Learn 32 practical Python one-liners that show why readability, simplicity, and power still define the language today.

More details here: https://ostechnix.com/32-python-one-liners/

#Python #Oneliners #Anniversary #Programming #Opensource #PythonTips

Happy 32nd anniversary, Python! Learn 32 practical Python one-liners that show why readability, simplicity, and power still define the language today.

More details here: https://ostechnix.com/32-python-one-liners/

#Python #Oneliners #Anniversary #Programming #Opensource #PythonTips

Yesterday was One Liners Day but we aren't going to let some technical difficulties stop us from bringing the puns showcased by our commedia dell'arte fools!

#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #SCA #MySCA #OneLiners #Puns #Jokes #DadJokes

Yesterday was One Liners Day but we aren't going to let some technical difficulties stop us from bringing the puns showcased by our commedia dell'arte fools!

#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #SCA #MySCA #OneLiners #Puns #Jokes #DadJokes

FOS-0197/ICN-JUIC3

Mistigram: this newschool #ASCIIart logo for the Oneliners door at Juice BBS was drawn by The Iconoclast and included with the Mistigris World Tour stop with Fistful of Steel in the FOS-0197 artpack collection released 29 years ago this month.

#ASCIIArt #FOS0197 #juice #logo #newschoolAscii #oneliners #TheIconoclast

@Novela

Hashtags are Mastodon's algorithms.

There is no corporate entity sending your post off to eyes that have been identified by them as fitting your criteria.

Hashtags are engagement, you look for ones to follow, look for followers on hashtags, you can follow a hashtag, invent new hashtags.

Boosting adds eyes, following adds eyes, getting followers, using hashtags adds, following tags adds.

Try(IDK) ? #comics #OneLiners #standup #comedian #comedienne #funny #HA

@Novela

Hashtags are Mastodon's algorithms.

There is no corporate entity sending your post off to eyes that have been identified by them as fitting your criteria.

Hashtags are engagement, you look for ones to follow, look for followers on hashtags, you can follow a hashtag, invent new hashtags.

Boosting adds eyes, following adds eyes, getting followers, using hashtags adds, following tags adds.

Try(IDK) ? #comics #OneLiners #standup #comedian #comedienne #funny #HA

Fun zsh / bash one liner:

"Edit the first file mentioned in the most recent Git commit".

Assumes you're at the repo root and that you have Neovim installed.

alias elfilc='nvim $(git show --oneline | head -2 | tail -1 | cut -d " " -f 3 | sed "s/a\///g")'

[v2 - hat tip to @barries for helping me see the error!]

#zsh #bash #neovim #shell #oneliners

Fun zsh / bash one liner:

"Edit the first file mentioned in the most recent Git commit".

Assumes you're at the repo root and that you have Neovim installed.

alias elfilc='nvim $(git show --oneline | head -2 | tail -1 | cut -d " " -f 3 | sed "s/a\///g")'

[v2 - hat tip to @barries for helping me see the error!]

#zsh #bash #neovim #shell #oneliners

YO, LOOK AT THIS!!!!

rld@prometheus:~$ echo "3c4e 9ffd f962 3c00" |tr A-F a-f |tr -dc 0-9a-f |sed 's/0/    /g; s/1/   #/g; s/2/  # /g; s/3/  ##/g; s/4/ #  /g; s/5/ # #/g; s/6/ ## /g; s/7/ ###/g; s/8/#   /g; s/9/#  #/g; s/a/# # /g; s/b/# ##/g; s/c/##  /g; s/d/## #/g; s/e/### /g; s/f/####/g; s/ /  /g; s/#/##/g; s/\(................\)/\1\n/g'; echo
    ########    
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rld@prometheus:~$ echo "3c7e 5a7f 1b3c 5a18" |tr A-F a-f |tr -dc 0-9a-f |sed 's/0/    /g; s/1/   #/g; s/2/  # /g; s/3/  ##/g; s/4/ #  /g; s/5/ # #/g; s/6/ ## /g; s/7/ ###/g; s/8/#   /g; s/9/#  #/g; s/a/# # /g; s/b/# ##/g; s/c/##  /g; s/d/## #/g; s/e/### /g; s/f/####/g; s/ /  /g; s/#/##/g; s/\(................\)/\1\n/g'; echo
    ########    
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rld@prometheus:~$ echo "0102 0488 d0e0 f0f8" |tr A-F a-f |tr -dc 0-9a-f |sed 's/0/    /g; s/1/   #/g; s/2/  # /g; s/3/  ##/g; s/4/ #  /g; s/5/ # #/g; s/6/ ## /g; s/7/ ###/g; s/8/#   /g; s/9/#  #/g; s/a/# # /g; s/b/# ##/g; s/c/##  /g; s/d/## #/g; s/e/### /g; s/f/####/g; s/ /  /g; s/#/##/g; s/\(................\)/\1\n/g'; echo
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#uxn #sprite #sprites #bash #OneLiners

YO, LOOK AT THIS!!!!

rld@prometheus:~$ echo "3c4e 9ffd f962 3c00" |tr A-F a-f |tr -dc 0-9a-f |sed 's/0/    /g; s/1/   #/g; s/2/  # /g; s/3/  ##/g; s/4/ #  /g; s/5/ # #/g; s/6/ ## /g; s/7/ ###/g; s/8/#   /g; s/9/#  #/g; s/a/# # /g; s/b/# ##/g; s/c/##  /g; s/d/## #/g; s/e/### /g; s/f/####/g; s/ /  /g; s/#/##/g; s/\(................\)/\1\n/g'; echo
    ########    
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##########    ##
  ####      ##  
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rld@prometheus:~$ echo "3c7e 5a7f 1b3c 5a18" |tr A-F a-f |tr -dc 0-9a-f |sed 's/0/    /g; s/1/   #/g; s/2/  # /g; s/3/  ##/g; s/4/ #  /g; s/5/ # #/g; s/6/ ## /g; s/7/ ###/g; s/8/#   /g; s/9/#  #/g; s/a/# # /g; s/b/# ##/g; s/c/##  /g; s/d/## #/g; s/e/### /g; s/f/####/g; s/ /  /g; s/#/##/g; s/\(................\)/\1\n/g'; echo
    ########    
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#uxn #sprite #sprites #bash #OneLiners

I may not put that sparkle in your eyes but
'I definitely put that
"what the f**k" wrinkle in yo forehead

#meme #comedy #funny #joke #pickupline #wtf #relatable #pickupline #darkhumor #sarcasm #truthbomb #oneliners #viralpost #real

New #blog post: Gathering Hashtags from the Fediverse

https://rldane.space/gathering-hashtags-from-the-fediverse.html

282 words (2233 counting the hashtags, but that's just silly)

cc: my wonderful #chorus: @joel @dm @sotolf @thedoctor @pixx @twizzay @orbitalmartian @adamsdesk @krafter @roguefoam @clayton @giantspacesquid

(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)

#100DaysToOffload #27

#rlDaneWriting #hashtags #bash #OneLiner #OneLiners #ShellScripting #Fediverse #API

New #blog post: Gathering Hashtags from the Fediverse

https://rldane.space/gathering-hashtags-from-the-fediverse.html

282 words (2233 counting the hashtags, but that's just silly)

cc: my wonderful #chorus: @joel @dm @sotolf @thedoctor @pixx @twizzay @orbitalmartian @adamsdesk @krafter @roguefoam @clayton @giantspacesquid

(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)

#100DaysToOffload #27

#rlDaneWriting #hashtags #bash #OneLiner #OneLiners #ShellScripting #Fediverse #API

New Post: https://www.emoses.org/posts/git-tip-bulk-amend/

#git #tips #oneliners

Beschouwing "S. Carmiggelt FONKELINGEN", verzameling citaten. Samenstelling Jeroen Aarten. Voorwoord Theodor Holman. Uitgeverij Aspekt, 2025.
#boekbespreking #kunststukjes #blog #tumblr #SimonCarmiggelt #JeroenAarten #UitgeverijAspekt #stukjes #stukjesschrijver #kronkel #citaten #oneliners #TheodorHolman #kroeglopen #Amsterdam #observatie #documenteren #literatuur #humor #verzameling #HetParool #cursiefjes
https://www.tumblr.com/jurjenkvanderhoek/777114482859261952/het-leven-met-een-korrel-zout-nemen?source=share

@ChrisCPS reminded me of some of the greatest #oneliners from greatness sport casters.
So I thought it would be fun to list some of them. Please join in and share to make the list more fun and longer .

The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the jello's jiggling. Chick Hearns

Juuuuuust a bit outside. Bob Ueker

She. Is. Gone. Vin Scully

It might be, it could be, it is... a home run! Harry Carry

More #Tips to #Write Great #Comedy #Oneliners and #Jokes https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/more-tips-write-great-comedy-marko-the-comic-kok5c/

#MitchHedberg: The #Comedian Who Found Magic in the Mundane.

#comedy #oneliners #hedberg #comic

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/mitch-hedberg-comedian-who-found-magic-mundane-marko-the-comic-aljqc/?published=t

#comedy #oneliners #funny #briankiley #standup #entertainment #brilliant #usa #humour #humor #jokes #clever #witty
Very funny, and the best flow of one liners since Steven Wright!
Brace yourself…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=aEACJV9n3QI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2F&embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com&source_ve_path=NzY3NTg

"Unix oneliners (mostly unorganized collection of bash oneliners)"

https://ocv.me/doc/unix/oneliners/

#linux #unix #oneliners

"Unix oneliners (mostly unorganized collection of bash oneliners)"

https://ocv.me/doc/unix/oneliners/

#linux #unix #oneliners

@raiderrobert made to be broken..
If it aint broken, don't fix it.
Same crap, different day.

#oneliners

As a #Trans #Woman Getting Into #StandUp #Comedy, Can I Avoid #Jokes About My #Identity?

I am a #trans #womanofcolor, and being #trans is frequently #hilarious. But why should #straight #white #men get to have all the #fun #writing #oneliners and #wordplay #jokes? Why should they get to be #absurd and #silly, and #observational, rather than #relatable?

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Entertainment #Comedy #Representation #Culture

https://www.autostraddle.com/trans-woman-stand-up-comedy-personal-essay/

As a #Trans #Woman Getting Into #StandUp #Comedy, Can I Avoid #Jokes About My #Identity?

I am a #trans #womanofcolor, and being #trans is frequently #hilarious. But why should #straight #white #men get to have all the #fun #writing #oneliners and #wordplay #jokes? Why should they get to be #absurd and #silly, and #observational, rather than #relatable?

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Entertainment #Comedy #Representation #Culture

https://www.autostraddle.com/trans-woman-stand-up-comedy-personal-essay/

“Why wouldn’t you?”: #LorraineKelly showcases her #support for the #trans #community.

In addition to her #comedic #oneliners and #adorable #stories, the #iconic #presenter delivered an #impactful and #upportive #message showcasing her #allyship with the #trans #community.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Entertainment #TV #Allies #Representation #Culture #Tories #TERFS #Culturewar #MoralPanic #TERFIsland

https://www.gaytimes.co.uk/culture/why-wouldnt-you-lorraine-kelly-showcases-her-support-for-the-trans-community/

“Why wouldn’t you?”: #LorraineKelly showcases her #support for the #trans #community.

In addition to her #comedic #oneliners and #adorable #stories, the #iconic #presenter delivered an #impactful and #upportive #message showcasing her #allyship with the #trans #community.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Entertainment #TV #Allies #Representation #Culture #Tories #TERFS #Culturewar #MoralPanic #TERFIsland

https://www.gaytimes.co.uk/culture/why-wouldnt-you-lorraine-kelly-showcases-her-support-for-the-trans-community/

https://punnypeak.com/blue-puns/ "
" Why did the blue crayon feel sad? Because he was feeling a bit blue. #BlueJokes #PunIntended #ColorfulHumor #CrayonPuns #FeelingBlue #Comedy #OneLiners #LaughOutLoud #DadJokes #Jokester

Hello!

I am pleased to announce a new version of my "Ruby One-Liners Guide" ebook. This ebook will show how to use Ruby from the command line. Includes examples for filtering and substitution features, field processing, multiple file processing, how to construct solutions that depend on multiple records and so on.

Links:

* Free PDF/EPUB: https://learnbyexample.gumroad.com/l/ruby-oneliners

* Web version: https://learnbyexample.github.io/learn_ruby_oneliners/

* Markdown source, exercise solutions, etc: https://github.com/learnbyexample/learn_ruby_oneliners

* Short video about the book: https://youtu.be/nsWVepZruws

I would highly appreciate it if you'd let me know how you felt about this book. It could be anything from a simple thank you, pointing out a typo, mistakes in code snippets, which aspects of the book worked for you (or didn't!) and so on. Reader feedback is essential and especially so for self-published authors.

Happy learning :)

#ruby #oneliners #ebook

Hello!

I am pleased to announce a new version of my "Ruby One-Liners Guide" ebook. This ebook will show how to use Ruby from the command line. Includes examples for filtering and substitution features, field processing, multiple file processing, how to construct solutions that depend on multiple records and so on.

Links:

* Free PDF/EPUB: https://learnbyexample.gumroad.com/l/ruby-oneliners

* Web version: https://learnbyexample.github.io/learn_ruby_oneliners/

* Markdown source, exercise solutions, etc: https://github.com/learnbyexample/learn_ruby_oneliners

* Short video about the book: https://youtu.be/nsWVepZruws

I would highly appreciate it if you'd let me know how you felt about this book. It could be anything from a simple thank you, pointing out a typo, mistakes in code snippets, which aspects of the book worked for you (or didn't!) and so on. Reader feedback is essential and especially so for self-published authors.

Happy learning :)

#ruby #oneliners #ebook

January 21 is One-Liners Day! While much of our humor is improvised and/or built over the course of an entire play, we also do one-liners including some of our favorite titles of plays - such our 2016 Star Wars commedia dell'arte parody for Cleveland ConCoction and Marcon: "Looking for Love in Alderaan Places"! 🤣

https://nationaltoday.com/one-liners-day/

#OneLiners #OneLinersDay #StarWars #parody #CommediaDellArte #commedia #pun #theater #ClevelandConCoction #CleCon #Marcon #MarconOH

Some Milton Jones one-liners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgJcA_ZDfDc
#jokes #oneliners #humour #random

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest.

#humor #jokes #oneliners #riddle #funny #aiart #digitalart

I am so good at sleeping, -I can do it with my eyes closed! 💤

#humor #oneliners #dadjokes #funny #aiart #digitalart

Howling at night is the coyotes’ way of expressing their frustration with the cacti they fail to see.

#humor #jokes #oneliners #funny #digitalart #aiart #coyote #cactus

Two network engineers got married, the reception was fantastic 🤣

#humor #jokes #funny #wedding #reception #wifi #oneliners #IT #engineering #digitalart #aiart

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

#humor #oneliners #funny #dadjokes #aiart #digitalart

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

#dadjokes #humor #cringe #funny #oneliners #aiart #digitalart

If we are the only #intelligent #life in the #universe, at least there’s a finite number of #idiots

~ Steven Coallier

#True #humor #jokes #fun #oneliners #digitalart #aiart

What is #slimy, #green and smells like #pig ???

#humor #funny #jokes #oneliners #dirtyjokes #dadjokes #aiart #digitalart