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  1. Our hens had a bit of a panic earlier today about a Fearsome Ferocious Carnivorous Intruder which was about to Brutally Devour Us All.
    It's a kitten. He weighs a fraction of what they do, and is terrified of them to boot.
    Nevertheless, the hens were all Oh Lawd He Comin' at the tops of their peabrained lungs.
    #hens #cats #OhLawdHeComin

  2. This morning the place where I'm staying had a huge plum in the fruit bowl at breakfast. I don't mean your regular "gosh, that's big"-size, I mean "wait, that's not an apple?"-size.

    It was perfectly ripe and tasted delicious. Now that's it's long gone I realised that I should have taken a picture of it, used another plum for scale, and created an amazing meme to demonstrate its size: "Oh lawd, he plummin...".

    Alas, this one was not to be...

    #plums
    #OhLawdHeComin