#oddnewyearsresolutions — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #oddnewyearsresolutions, aggregated by home.social.
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Remember to make overnight oats the night before even though I know I won’t want to eat them in the morning.
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stop lying to people about new years resolutions
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Search for that thing everyones fucking with before finding out.
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Win the Greendale Community College paintball game so I can get priority registration
#HashtagGames @hashtaggames #NewYearResolutions #CommunityTV #JeffWinger #GreendaleCommunityCollege
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1) Don’t make New Years Resolutions
Nailed it!…….wait, oh no……
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1) Don’t make New Years Resolutions
Nailed it!…….wait, oh no……
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Talk to the trees more. 🌳 🌲
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To add cameras to every space I can and start obsessively spying on all goings-on in and outside of my house and car - because you know, i'm simply not crazy enough just yet
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To add cameras to every space I can and start obsessively spying on all goings-on in and outside of my house and car - because you know, i'm simply not crazy enough just yet
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To catch every snowflake that tries to land in my yard this year
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To catch every snowflake that tries to land in my yard this year
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Petition the city to rename Lee Boulevard to Boulevard Lee.
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Petition the city to rename Lee Boulevard to Boulevard Lee.
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Get named 'Florida Man' of the year for 2023!
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Become a Goodwill Ambassador for Southworst, er, west Airlines.
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To consistently go to the Gym every day, but to start only after mid-February
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To consistently go to the Gym every day, but to start only after mid-February
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Become friends with the chipmunks 🐿️. We'll need them as allies when the raccoons 🦝 start their rebellion.
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Set fire to $44 Billion
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Set fire to $44 Billion
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Declare millions of dollars in other people's money as business losses and avoid paying taxes for decades.
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Declare millions of dollars in other people's money as business losses and avoid paying taxes for decades.
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To Meet a Small Dark Malignant Narcissist and Fall in Love
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To Meet a Small Dark Malignant Narcissist and Fall in Love
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Win public office with a fake resume.
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Win public office with a fake resume.
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Improve my burglary skills. :blobninja:
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To gain weight, start smoking and get arrested at least once in 2023
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To gain weight, start smoking and get arrested at least once in 2023
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Become a better Vampire Slayer. 🧛 ⚰️ ✝️
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Become a better Vampire Slayer. 🧛 ⚰️ ✝️
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Since the dirt-floor basement is smelly, sprinkle lime over the dirt and the pour a new concrete floor.
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Follow every parody account of Elon Musk
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Follow every parody account of Elon Musk
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To More Consistently Shun Billionaires and Their Wares
#HashtagGames #HashtagGame #Resist #Oligarchs #Oligarch #Oligarchy #ElonMusk
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#OddNewYearsResolutions
#HashtagGames
Dress the cat in Barbiecore -
#OddNewYearsResolutions finish last year's resolution which was to finish the previous year's resolution
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Get to know some of you better. But not every one of you.
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#OddNewYearsResolutions: To get all the Christmas food out of your house before the treadmill gets delivered
