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#oddbailconditions #cats #CatsOfMastodon
Not allowed to pet any cats with out consent.

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Not allowed at Walmart, Chick fil a, or any police precinct in greater Smolensk. #NAFO

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The defendant will refrain from referring to his daughter as, “Mein Liebchen,” and "hubba-hubba.”

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#BandsAboutPie

Humble Pie

Btw, this also works for the other #HashtagGames
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The defendant will only be served humble pie while on bail.

Defendent will cease from photoshopping his head on Chippendale Dancers bodies.

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Something something conjugal visits with daughters something something.

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A TikTok video of the defendant doing karaoke to "I fought the law and the law won" must be posted withing 72 hours of release on bail.

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If Mr. Bannon is not bathed and dressed appropriately, the bailiff will hose him down in the parking lot out back.

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Stephen Miller is forbidden to hang by his toes from the rafters in the court. It is unsettling.

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@AchesAndPains Defendants must return to provide 2 fresh balls for in-cell golf club testing twice daily.

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The Kraken Lady must get both eyes to spin in the same direction when addressing the court.

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Defendant Trump must be present with Melania at all times.
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Rooting for Georgia-based college sports teams is required. Failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of 5 years on a Georgia chain gang.

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Lindsey Graham must explain what happened on that first golfing trip when he flipped from Never Trump to Only Trump.

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Ivanna’s gravesite and reading room must be tended to.

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All defendants must pass a reading comprehension and math tests to be released on bail.

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All defendants are prohibited to listening to "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia."

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