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#occasionally β€” Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".

    I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.

    This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".

    I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".

    I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.

  2. Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".

    I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.

    This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".

    I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".

    I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.

  3. Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".

    I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.

    This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".

    I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".

    I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.

  4. Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".

    I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.

    This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".

    I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".

    I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.

  5. Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".

    I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.

    This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".

    I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".

    I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.