#notsexual — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notsexual, aggregated by home.social.
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The winner of the #NotSexual #HashItOut hashtag is @ottawatts for "#NotSexual would be spilling the seed": https://mstdn.social/@ottawatts/109862962675917931
The #toot has been linked in the #HashItOut archive to forever be admired: https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/
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I've been known to lay some pipe here and there... you know, as a plumber.
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Phew, took a couple loads today.
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Go ahead and pick her up! 🐈 :blobcatfluffpats:
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@I_Choose_Exile On the same note, I saw this candy in a Japanese market.
男梅キャンディ literally translates as "Man Plum Candy."
The price tag calls them Otokoume Nodoame. Nodoame is hard candy, but it literally translates as "Throat Candy."
And those mascots... They're pickled plums, but they look...😅
Oh, and they're salty...
Yeah, I had a field day with this.😅
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How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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Wow, pretty wet today.
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I'm afraid I might have prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run.
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You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts!
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I just enjoy watching your ass hanging out on the beach.
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How did you like my salty nuts?
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Tonight's #HashItOut hashtag is... #NotSexual.
I mean it, nothing sexual, just post funny things like "four dudes pounding sausage" or "family cream pie party" and be sure to include the hashtags #NotSexual and #HashItOut to make sure nobody accidentally thinks it's sexual!
We'll #boost your #toots throughout the day. Also, #NotSexual.