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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTrueTrueTuesdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNotNews; but, #StillNotNews...

#MightBeTime for a #MidMorningBiscuit; #OrSomething...

#TrueStory... #StillTrue™️

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#AIFalability #HumanStupidity #FalseEquivalence #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

#StillNotNews... The #AngryOrangeWotsit wants #SwanNuggets...

#NotJewish; #StillNotMuslim, #AlsoNotCatholic...

#TrueFact... #StillTrue™️

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNotNews #PoshDucks #RealGold #DigitalServicesAct

#StillNotNews... The #AngryOrangeWotsit wants #SwanNuggets #ThisChristmas... #FictionalChristmas...

#NotJewish; #StillNotMuslim, #AlsoNotCatholic...

#TrueFact... #StillTrue™️

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNotNews #PoshDucks #RealGold

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBreakingNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#TheBFF has #ReturnedHome; #Passed through #Quarantine (#Still #CovidFree) and is #NowArmed with a #CupOfTea... A #ProperCupOfTea... #None of that #BubbleNonsense...

We're also #QuiteCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#SoThere...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #MostDefinitely #NotNotNews...

#TheBFF #Returns from #Thailand on #Wednesday; #So... #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #CollectHim from the #NearestTrainStation to his #PlaceOfArrival in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...

#InTheMeantime, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #StillFuckingAround...

When we're #AllTuckedUp #Safely #InMyBed; he does #Like to #KeepHittingMe with his #MassiveCock...

#Sometimes, I have to #BeatHimBack with a #Biscuit...

#DontPanic; #IT's #EntirelyConsensual with #LotsAndLots of #Consent...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

700+#Miles #Later and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #Still #FineForDiesel...

#IT's been a #WetAndGrizzlyDay in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers...

But, these #Blackberries won't #PickThemselves...

I can #Sense that #CrumbleSeason is #NearlyUponUs...

#ZombiesLikeBrains... And, #Crumble...

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