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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCommunalBathBubblesNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyWeekend for us #SixFooters in #Folkestone; #LotsAndLots of #Beer to #Drink and #GoodGrass to #Smoke... And, #Galaxian is a #Thing, #NotANewThing; but a #Thing #AllTheSame...

#DontPanic; #IT'll be #CommunalBathBubblesTime soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget; #Bathtubs are the #New #UniversalStandardMeasurement of #Volume...

#HappyHappy #DayOfHumanSpaceFlight... #AndAllThat...

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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116323222314713954

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMinorBackInjuryNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews...

The #MinorBackInjury is #AlmostEntirelyResolved; a #TextBookRecovery...

#NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of #BedRest; #GoodGrass and a #ControlledApplication of #PhysicalPressure and #MildPainKillers, and #Biscuits...

Also... #QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...

#MoreNotNews #ToFollow...

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#BeingEuropean #AndAllThat #WorkingAsIntended

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews with #AnInterval...

#LetsPlay: #TheRizLaGame...! #QuickFireRound...

#FingersOnBuzzers...

#Bamn #QuestionOne: Am I #Hitler...?

#AnswerOne: #Nope

#Therefore, I must be #StillNotHitler™️

#BroughtToYou by #IceCream and #FruitCake

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews... #IT's #JustNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#'IT's #Cloudy... #InTheCloud...

#DontPanic; #Putin is #InHiding and #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate is #Doing... #Whatever #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate #Does...

#So... #That's #AllFine...

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#Still #WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLunchTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews; #TotallyNotNews...

#IT's #NotNews...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ieICHDNXA

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews; #TotallyNotNews...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #WeGotCake...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn; #OrWhatever...

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#StillNotNews #DiscordIsForImbeciles #OrSomething

#Meanwhile...

#TheNaughtyTotires #SeemToThink "they/them" #Invented #MoralBankruptcy, which "they/them" #MostCertainlyDidNot...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#StillTrue™️

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#TheFifthElephant #StillNotNews #NotNewNews

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #MightlyFrizzly and #QuiteMoist in #TheOutside... #TheBFF made #Homelettes for #Dinner; they're #LikeOmelettes... But, for #Men...

#Only for #MenWithBeards...

We have #SomeLeftovers... There were #TooManyMushrooms...

#Meanwhile, I've #Dropped #MyLittleBigBuddy over at #HisMum's #House; they have a #SignificantFamilyThing in #TheMorning, which should #RunOn into #TheAfternoon... #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #StayingOver at #HisMum's #Place #Overnight... I'll be #PickingHimUp #TomorrowEvening and #FollowingUp on his #ItchyArseSyndrome...

That means I get to #WatchSomeMovies all #TuckedUp #InBed... #InBedWithMaBiscuits... #Now that #AllMyDriving is #Done; I might #TreatMyself to a #NiceSingleMalt... And, a #Cigar...

#TheBFF is #DoingBFFThings...

#SnugglyJammies #Loaded and there's another #FreshPotOfCoffee to #WorkThrough...

#IT could be a #LongNight...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews...

#Continuum is #Still a #Thing...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFraudAndCorruptionInPublicOfficeNotNews...#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews...

"Covid inquiry turns to the professionals for a masterclass in time-wasting."

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/nov/02/covid-inquiry-turns-to-the-professionals-for-a-masterclass-in-time-wasting

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFraudAndCorruptionInPublicOfficeNotNews...#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews... #ThreeYearOldNews... #StillNotNews...

#NotForgetting the GB£45m #PurplePPELtd has #Lost on #TheContract it should never have been awarded in the #FirstPlace; but, #YouKnow... | #Malfeasance...

#AnyoneElse #Remember: #PurplePPELtd... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1323978061050687488