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  1. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  2. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  3. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  4. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  5. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  6. This argument may be even worse than I first realized. I think it's an argument that the President is effectively ORDERING THE GOVERNOR to do its bidding. #NotHowItWorks

    RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/post/3lrdzjolebc2l

  7. If you've ever handed a camera to someone and asked them to take a selfie of you, I hate you with the white hot passion of a million suns.
    #NotHowItWorks

  8. Lots of buzz over this WaPo thing that's suggesting that the US peaked whenever you were 11, and... I kinda think we were doing pretty well in the '90s, which would make me... in my 30s now? Yeah, I'll sign on to this...

    #NotHowItWorks

  9. That's not how projectors work... Unless Samsung has invented anti-light and then they should get a Nobel prize.

    Samsung debuts 8K ultra-short throw projector at CES.

    cnet.com/google-amp/news/samsu

    #samsung #ces #physics #NotHowItWorks