#nothappening — Public Fediverse posts

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌧️ #TheNumbers.com can't even count its own #cookies 🍪 without JavaScript! So much for worrying us all—guess we'll have to #panic another day! 🙄
https://stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happened-to-thenumberscom-should-worry-us-all #skyisfalling #JavaScript #nothappening #HackerNews #ngated

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌧️ #TheNumbers.com can't even count its own #cookies 🍪 without JavaScript! So much for worrying us all—guess we'll have to #panic another day! 🙄
https://stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happened-to-thenumberscom-should-worry-us-all #skyisfalling #JavaScript #nothappening #HackerNews #ngated

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌧️ #TheNumbers.com can't even count its own #cookies 🍪 without JavaScript! So much for worrying us all—guess we'll have to #panic another day! 🙄
https://stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happened-to-thenumberscom-should-worry-us-all #skyisfalling #JavaScript #nothappening #HackerNews #ngated

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌧️ #TheNumbers.com can't even count its own #cookies 🍪 without JavaScript! So much for worrying us all—guess we'll have to #panic another day! 🙄
https://stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happened-to-thenumberscom-should-worry-us-all #skyisfalling #JavaScript #nothappening #HackerNews #ngated

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌧️ #TheNumbers.com can't even count its own #cookies 🍪 without JavaScript! So much for worrying us all—guess we'll have to #panic another day! 🙄
https://stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happened-to-thenumberscom-should-worry-us-all #skyisfalling #JavaScript #nothappening #HackerNews #ngated

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111506901964630466

#NoWait...?! #IT's #TheWeekend...! #Already...!

#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#IT's a #CautionaryTale of #NothingVeryMuch #NotHappening in #TheGreatNonHappeningHappening...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:loading:​🦄:loading:​🦹:fediverse:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #NotTheWitcher #SonyExclusives

aannnd... there goes my Bluesky account #ageverification #privacy #australia #nothappening #deleted 🖕👋

aannnd... there goes my Bluesky account #ageverification #privacy #australia #nothappening #deleted 🖕👋

aannnd... there goes my Bluesky account #ageverification #privacy #australia #nothappening #deleted 🖕👋

aannnd... there goes my Bluesky account #ageverification #privacy #australia #nothappening #deleted 🖕👋

aannnd... there goes my Bluesky account #ageverification #privacy #australia #nothappening #deleted 🖕👋

We can #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#TheBest of #Luck #Finding a #Right of #ReplyGuy...

#That's #NotHappening #AnytimeSoon...

#NotEven #Soonish™️

#YouKnow what's #StillQuiteCool and #TotallyLegal...? #BeingRight...

#YouAlsoKnow what's #NotLegal; #AllTheFraud...

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay...! #IT's #ScienceFact

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

This is why I studiously avoid any product that asks to be connected to the Internet. Eventually, some nerd in Nebraska presses a button, and the device stops working, for some special lucky magic reason. #NotHappening
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115367264585639881

This is why I studiously avoid any product that asks to be connected to the Internet. Eventually, some nerd in Nebraska presses a button, and the device stops working, for some special lucky magic reason. #NotHappening
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115367264585639881

#trump #NobelPeacePrize #NOTHAPPENING

Norway's Nobel committee announces its annual Peace Prize tomorrow, so Trump's plan...

#trump #NobelPeacePrize #NOTHAPPENING

does anyone actually use that POLI direct payment thing for AirNZ where you give them your bank account number and password? 😐 Surely its a joke? #NotHappening

does anyone actually use that POLI direct payment thing for AirNZ where you give them your bank account number and password? 😐 Surely its a joke? #NotHappening

Interesting news from Ukraine:

In April, Russia gained 68 square miles. In the process Putin lost 4,800 vehicles and over 36,600 troops — killed or wounded.

According to Forbes, at this rate Putin will conquer Ukraine in the year 2256, at a cost of 101 million casualties.

Good luck with that.

#NotHappening

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2025/05/01/at-the-current-rate-it-would-take-russia-centuries-and-tens-of-millions-of-casualties-to-capture-ukraine/

Interesting news from Ukraine:

In April, Russia gained 68 square miles. In the process Putin lost 4,800 vehicles and over 36,600 troops — killed or wounded.

According to Forbes, at this rate Putin will conquer Ukraine in the year 2256, at a cost of 101 million casualties.

Good luck with that.

#NotHappening

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2025/05/01/at-the-current-rate-it-would-take-russia-centuries-and-tens-of-millions-of-casualties-to-capture-ukraine/

@Anders @Canuckrs @mike Trump's plan is to destroy Canada's economy so we will be easier to takeover - he wants our resources and the NW Passage. Also the reason he still trying for Greenland. #nothappening

If only Donald Trump could get elected and block Ukrainian aid, and the EU countries would suddenly stop helping the coming EU member Ukraine, and the Ukrainian people would one day ditch the idea of living in a free country, then letting 1200 Russians be eliminated on the battlefield each day would actually not have been in vain.

#NotHappening #DreamOnVladimir

If only Donald Trump could get elected and block Ukrainian aid, and the EU countries would suddenly stop helping the coming EU member Ukraine, and the Ukrainian people would one day ditch the idea of living in a free country, then letting 1200 Russians be eliminated on the battlefield each day would actually not have been in vain.

#NotHappening #DreamOnVladimir

#Trump #Fuming Because #VicePresident #KamalaHarris ‘Will NOT Do’ #FoxNews #Debate:
#NoThanks

He says she’s #informed him it’s #nothappening—so #Trump announced another #event instead.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-fuming-because-kamala-harris-will-not-do-fox-news-debate

#Trump #Fuming Because #VicePresident #KamalaHarris ‘Will NOT Do’ #FoxNews #Debate:
#NoThanks

He says she’s #informed him it’s #nothappening—so #Trump announced another #event instead.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-fuming-because-kamala-harris-will-not-do-fox-news-debate

I keep wanting #velox to be a thing for me, but it doesn't seem to be happening so far. Just crashed on me when I was trying to submit an issue that #foot terminal emulator has in velox, and #firefox simply doesn't do anything but draw a black window in it.

#wayland #alternatesoftware #nothappening

I keep wanting #velox to be a thing for me, but it doesn't seem to be happening so far. Just crashed on me when I was trying to submit an issue that #foot terminal emulator has in velox, and #firefox simply doesn't do anything but draw a black window in it.

#wayland #alternatesoftware #nothappening

@sophie
and making established rules as such is nonsense. #NotHappening