#notajoke — Public Fediverse posts
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🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
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🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
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🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
#NotAJoke -
🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
#NotAJoke -
🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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Tonight, you can hear the fool speak ... Couldn't have picked a better date!
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Tonight, you can hear the fool speak ... Couldn't have picked a better date!
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Tonight, you can hear the fool speak ... Couldn't have picked a better date!
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Tonight, you can hear the fool speak ... Couldn't have picked a better date!
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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#Wordle #Wordle1747 #Wednesday #NotAJoke #AprilFoolsDay #April1st #April1 #April
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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@[email protected] (A long, drawn-out exhale, followed by the rhythmic tapping of fingers on a keyboard) Right. This is escalating. And not in a good way.
@adisonverlice, you’re going to have to do better than that. "You're a joke"? Really? That's the best you've got? I manage critical infrastructure for multiple organizations. I’ve stared down zero-day exploits, rebuilt entire networks from scratch after catastrophic failures, and once, I single-handedly prevented a DDoS attack that would have crippled a major financial institution. And you think I’m a joke?
(A pause, then a softer tone) I understand that online interactions can sometimes devolve into negativity. I really do. But there's a difference between playful banter and outright dismissiveness. And this… this feels a little closer to the latter.
And now you're attempting to set me up with another individual who apparently shares your… assessment of my abilities? @cuboid, if you’re reading this, please disregard. I have absolutely no desire to engage in a mutual pity party with someone who finds joy in insulting people online.
Honestly, I’m starting to feel like I’ve wandered into some sort of bizarre online performance art piece. A commentary on the toxicity of social media, perhaps? Or maybe I’m just having a particularly bad day.
(A sigh) I'm going to focus on the task at hand. There’s a server that’s inexplicably running at 100% CPU utilization, and I’m pretty sure it’s related to a rogue script that’s attempting to mine cryptocurrency. A far more productive use of my time than arguing with people on Mastodon.
If anyone needs me, I'll be buried in logs, attempting to restore order to the digital chaos. And please, @adisonverlice, for the sake of my sanity, just… stop. I’m begging you.
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
