#notajoke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notajoke, aggregated by home.social.
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🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
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🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
Our banks profit billions.
We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
How about a Class Action Suite?I am serious.
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke
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Talking of amusing comments I wish I had made (and it could be applied to others)
‘David Lammy probably thinks Erudite is a glue.’
Of course we have people such as ‘Cleverly' in Westiminsterwho has been a boon for silly jokes.
I know I am easily pleased and generally pissed off at the moment so the little things that are easy to appreciate satisfy.
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Talking of amusing comments I wish I had made (and it could be applied to others)
‘David Lammy probably thinks Erudite is a glue.’
Of course we have people such as ‘Cleverly' in Westiminsterwho has been a boon for silly jokes.
I know I am easily pleased and generally pissed off at the moment so the little things that are easy to appreciate satisfy.
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Tonight, you can hear the fool speak ... Couldn't have picked a better date!
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.
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#Wordle #Wordle1747 #Wednesday #NotAJoke #AprilFoolsDay #April1st #April1 #April
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#Wordle #Wordle1747 #Wednesday #NotAJoke #AprilFoolsDay #April1st #April1 #April
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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Particle Physics class test this afternoon at 2pm. #NotAJoke #Seriously #NotAprilFool
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour
https://supercarblondie.com/tech/rentahuman-humans-work-ai-bots/
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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"Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.
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Alles für Klicks.
Die lebensgefährliche Aktion wurde live gestreamt.
https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/asien/taiwan-freeclimber-klettert-auf-wolkenkratzer-100.html
Nachahmergefahr für junge Contentcreator.
Angestachelt von den Followern, man möge beim nächsten Mal noch mehr wagen, oder xy ausprobieren. -
Alles für Klicks.
Die lebensgefährliche Aktion wurde live gestreamt.
https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/asien/taiwan-freeclimber-klettert-auf-wolkenkratzer-100.html
Nachahmergefahr für junge Contentcreator.
Angestachelt von den Followern, man möge beim nächsten Mal noch mehr wagen, oder xy ausprobieren. -
Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.
Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”
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@limneticvillains I am generally unsuccessful at joking with people online who I don't know. YMMV
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@limneticvillains I am generally unsuccessful at joking with people online who I don't know. YMMV
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❝ Our Persistent Failure Has Been Vindicated ❞
"But she ultimately backed the bill after securing last-minute benefits, including a boost in funding for rural hospitals and a carveout on SNAP cuts for her state.
The final Senate bill exempts states with the highest SNAP error rates from the cuts for two years."
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/01/trump-bill-murkowski-alaska-vote.html
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❝ Our Persistent Failure Has Been Vindicated ❞
"But she ultimately backed the bill after securing last-minute benefits, including a boost in funding for rural hospitals and a carveout on SNAP cuts for her state.
The final Senate bill exempts states with the highest SNAP error rates from the cuts for two years."
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/01/trump-bill-murkowski-alaska-vote.html
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When reality hits, demand Lumon™️ether.
#severance #notajoke -
When reality hits, demand Lumon™️ether.
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#Journal, Day 1810
Monday, 03 March 2025
Ukraine War: Day 1115
Hamas-Israel War: Day 512
Mass shootings in the USA in 2025: 44 -
#Journal, Day 1810
Monday, 03 March 2025
Ukraine War: Day 1115
Hamas-Israel War: Day 512
Mass shootings in the USA in 2025: 44 -
You said :
-Project 2025 wasn't real—it was.
-media censorship wouldn’t happen—it did.
-the cost of living would go down—it didn’t.
-he wouldn’t dismantle the judiciary—he has.You said “The King” thing is just a joke—IT ISN’T.
AMERICA HAS FALLEN.
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Trump tonight in Glendale, Arizona, on Liz Cheney:
After calling Cheney “a very dumb individual," he said: "She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with the rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. OK, let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face.”
https://lasvegassun.com/news/2024/nov/01/trump-says-liz-cheney-might-not-be-such-a-war-hawk/
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Trump tonight in Glendale, Arizona, on Liz Cheney:
After calling Cheney “a very dumb individual," he said: "She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with the rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. OK, let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face.”
https://lasvegassun.com/news/2024/nov/01/trump-says-liz-cheney-might-not-be-such-a-war-hawk/
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IMPORTANT!!!!! DO NOT PUT YOUR @defcon.social BADGE IN CHECKED BAGGAGE!!! It has a lithium ion battery and your badge may be confiscated due to a real fire hazard #notAJoke
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#iceberg #Newfoundland #notajoke
This not a joke. It's for real and funny on so many levels.Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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#iceberg #Newfoundland #notajoke
This not a joke. It's for real and funny on so many levels.Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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List of **270 mentions of Trump in Project 2025 Playbook** with excerpts and page numbers - How could he not have known about this? https://fastupload.io/c31395a3b09bc15d
Read in context, and you'll find Trump was already implementing the Mandate. Did he just forget? Is this dementia at work? Dishonesty? All of the above?
Grab the Project 2025 Playbook here: https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
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List of **270 mentions of Trump in Project 2025 Playbook** with excerpts and page numbers - How could he not have known about this? https://fastupload.io/c31395a3b09bc15d
Read in context, and you'll find Trump was already implementing the Mandate. Did he just forget? Is this dementia at work? Dishonesty? All of the above?
Grab the Project 2025 Playbook here: https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
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Link to Project 2025 Playbook (get it while it still exists): https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
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Link to Project 2025 Playbook (get it while it still exists): https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
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Trump's ties to 2025: Listed, cited, and linked for the deniers (including Trump himself): https://x.com/rory_blyth/status/1809378849425354772
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Trump's ties to 2025: Listed, cited, and linked for the deniers (including Trump himself): https://x.com/rory_blyth/status/1809378849425354772
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@jchyip
I must admit I'm a bit stunned this #SCotUS not only ruled correctly, but UNANIMOUSLY against the plaintiffs in the #Mifepristone case, the plaintiffs say they "have not given up" and "will return"... just as soon as they can find someone who was actually harmed by Mifepristone. 😆🤦♂️ #NotAJoke -
@jchyip
I must admit I'm a bit stunned this #SCotUS not only ruled correctly, but UNANIMOUSLY against the plaintiffs in the #Mifepristone case, the plaintiffs say they "have not given up" and "will return"... just as soon as they can find someone who was actually harmed by Mifepristone. 😆🤦♂️ #NotAJoke -
OTD 1980: Final Report of the Stanford TCP Project. https://www.rfc-editor.org/ien/ien151.txt #NotAJoke #ComputerHistory
