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  1. 🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
    We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
    Our banks profit billions.
    We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
    How about a Class Action Suite?

    I am serious.
    #NotAJoke

    #Canada #Cdnpoli
    #Climate

  2. 🇨🇦 Here's a thought. When was the last time you received a cheque from oil and gas?
    We taxpayers are financing mostly US owned oil and gas in Canada and how well are we compensated?
    Our banks profit billions.
    We are faced with Wildfires and Breathing Smoke, Evacuations, Flood Damage, Failing Crops, Droughts and water restrictions, that's how!
    How about a Class Action Suite?

    I am serious.
    #NotAJoke

    #Canada #Cdnpoli
    #Climate

  3. I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke

  4. I'm considering always including a small typo in my emails, to underscore that there was no AI involved in my writing #notajoke

  5. Talking of amusing comments I wish I had made (and it could be applied to others)

    ‘David Lammy probably thinks Erudite is a glue.’

    Of course we have people such as ‘Cleverly' in Westiminsterwho has been a boon for silly jokes.

    I know I am easily pleased and generally pissed off at the moment so the little things that are easy to appreciate satisfy.

    #Insults #Lammy #UkPol #Joke #NotAJoke

  6. Talking of amusing comments I wish I had made (and it could be applied to others)

    ‘David Lammy probably thinks Erudite is a glue.’

    Of course we have people such as ‘Cleverly' in Westiminsterwho has been a boon for silly jokes.

    I know I am easily pleased and generally pissed off at the moment so the little things that are easy to appreciate satisfy.

    #Insults #Lammy #UkPol #Joke #NotAJoke

  7. I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.

    #NotAJoke #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools #Tuesday #Wednesday

  8. I'm not an April Fool's Day joke guy... this actually happened. I looked at one of my clocks a little while ago, and I was VERY confused when I saw it said 3/31 TUE. Was my 15ish year old clock playing an April Fool's Day joke? Hmmmmm 🤔 I've now changed it to the correct date / day.

    #NotAJoke #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools #Tuesday #Wednesday

  9. I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke

  10. I see that Sexual Harassment Guy has a paper in the arXiv mailing this morning... #notajoke

  11. #NotAJoke

    RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour

    supercarblondie.com/tech/renta

  12. #NotAJoke

    RentAHuman lets 500,000 humans work for AI bots with jobs such as counting pigeons for $30 an hour

    supercarblondie.com/tech/renta

  13. "Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."

    #NotAJoke

  14. "Welcome to my new Napster, a bazar of AI slop! My name? John... John Acunto."

    #NotAJoke

  15. Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.

    #notajoke

  16. Currently trying to convince my friend who is waiting for a liver transplant to see if he can keep his old liver after they're done so that he can mount it to a plaque and put it up on a wall and tell people "This one almost took me out." like he was some exotic hunter or whatever.

    #notajoke

  17. Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.

    #1980sBreakingNews
    #HashTagGames
    #NotAJoke

  18. Oliver North and Gary Hart among the most admired people of 1987 according to Gallup.

    #1980sBreakingNews
    #HashTagGames
    #NotAJoke

  19. I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.

    Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”

    #notAJoke #metrolinx #EglintonLRT #toronto

  20. I was sorry to read that a pedestrian in Toronto was struck by an Eglinton LRT vehicle doing a test run. A sixty-four year old woman is now in hospital with life-threatening injuries.

    Metrolinx, who built the LRT, and apparently have monkeys with typewriters working in their communications department, put out a public statement that starts: “Our thoughts are with all impacted by this event…”

    #notAJoke #metrolinx #EglintonLRT #toronto

  21. @limneticvillains I am generally unsuccessful at joking with people online who I don't know. YMMV

    #notajoke #orisit

  22. @limneticvillains I am generally unsuccessful at joking with people online who I don't know. YMMV

    #notajoke #orisit

  23. ❝ Our Persistent Failure Has Been Vindicated ❞

    #NotAJoke

    "But she ultimately backed the bill after securing last-minute benefits, including a boost in funding for rural hospitals and a carveout on SNAP cuts for her state.

    The final Senate bill exempts states with the highest SNAP error rates from the cuts for two years."

    cnbc.com/2025/07/01/trump-bill

  24. ❝ Our Persistent Failure Has Been Vindicated ❞

    #NotAJoke

    "But she ultimately backed the bill after securing last-minute benefits, including a boost in funding for rural hospitals and a carveout on SNAP cuts for her state.

    The final Senate bill exempts states with the highest SNAP error rates from the cuts for two years."

    cnbc.com/2025/07/01/trump-bill

  25. #Journal, Day 1810
    Monday, 03 March 2025
    Ukraine War: Day 1115
    Hamas-Israel War: Day 512
    Mass shootings in the USA in 2025: 44

    #russia #betrayal #notajoke

  26. #Journal, Day 1810
    Monday, 03 March 2025
    Ukraine War: Day 1115
    Hamas-Israel War: Day 512
    Mass shootings in the USA in 2025: 44

    #russia #betrayal #notajoke

  27. You said :
    -Project 2025 wasn't real—it was.
    -media censorship wouldn’t happen—it did.
    -the cost of living would go down—it didn’t.
    -he wouldn’t dismantle the judiciary—he has.

    You said “The King” thing is just a joke—IT ISN’T.

    AMERICA HAS FALLEN.

    #WakeUp #NotAJoke #DemocracyAtRisk

  28. Trump tonight in Glendale, Arizona, on Liz Cheney:

    After calling Cheney “a very dumb individual," he said: "She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with the rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. OK, let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face.”

    lasvegassun.com/news/2024/nov/

    #USPolitics
    #Election2024
    #trump
    #NotAJoke

  29. Trump tonight in Glendale, Arizona, on Liz Cheney:

    After calling Cheney “a very dumb individual," he said: "She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with the rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. OK, let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face.”

    lasvegassun.com/news/2024/nov/

    #USPolitics
    #Election2024
    #trump
    #NotAJoke

  30. IMPORTANT!!!!! DO NOT PUT YOUR @defcon.social BADGE IN CHECKED BAGGAGE!!! It has a lithium ion battery and your badge may be confiscated due to a real fire hazard #notAJoke

  31. #iceberg #Newfoundland #notajoke
    This not a joke. It's for real and funny on so many levels.

    Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

    livescience.com/planet-earth/g

  32. #iceberg #Newfoundland #notajoke
    This not a joke. It's for real and funny on so many levels.

    Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

    livescience.com/planet-earth/g

  33. List of **270 mentions of Trump in Project 2025 Playbook** with excerpts and page numbers - How could he not have known about this? fastupload.io/c31395a3b09bc15d

    Read in context, and you'll find Trump was already implementing the Mandate. Did he just forget? Is this dementia at work? Dishonesty? All of the above?

    Grab the Project 2025 Playbook here: static.project2025.org/2025_Ma

    #Trump #HeritageFoundation #Project2025 #MAGA #notajoke

  34. List of **270 mentions of Trump in Project 2025 Playbook** with excerpts and page numbers - How could he not have known about this? fastupload.io/c31395a3b09bc15d

    Read in context, and you'll find Trump was already implementing the Mandate. Did he just forget? Is this dementia at work? Dishonesty? All of the above?

    Grab the Project 2025 Playbook here: static.project2025.org/2025_Ma

    #Trump #HeritageFoundation #Project2025 #MAGA #notajoke

  35. @jchyip
    I must admit I'm a bit stunned this #SCotUS not only ruled correctly, but UNANIMOUSLY against the plaintiffs in the #Mifepristone case, the plaintiffs say they "have not given up" and "will return"... just as soon as they can find someone who was actually harmed by Mifepristone. 😆🤦‍♂️ #NotAJoke

  36. @jchyip
    I must admit I'm a bit stunned this #SCotUS not only ruled correctly, but UNANIMOUSLY against the plaintiffs in the #Mifepristone case, the plaintiffs say they "have not given up" and "will return"... just as soon as they can find someone who was actually harmed by Mifepristone. 😆🤦‍♂️ #NotAJoke