#notaeuphemism — Public Fediverse posts

My xiphoid process is quite prominent

This sounds impressive but its actually really annoying.

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I will stop fiddling with my slide and go to bed now. #NotAEuphemism #PyConAU

Sorting my reamers. #NotAEuphemism

Just oiling my staff.

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@rljenk "Shots fired" #NotAeuphemism #iLikeToWatch

@cafuego Python-patting is very much a thing even at local community events. #NotAEuphemism

“Malaysia’s durian price plunge sparks a boom in durian parties” #NotAEuphemism https://www.nationthailand.com/news/world/40068586

Bleaching my lab coat. #NotAEuphemism

@vampiress Relax and plug you stuff. (#NotAEuphemism) Only a small percentage of your followers see each post, so it takes multiple mentions to sink in. For the few who are terminally online and see everything single thing you post, well, they’re beyond saving.

I was banging on about moving to Sydney for six month, and specifically to Campsie for three or four, and yet there’s still plenty of my followers who have yet to notice.

Today is a day that is mostly writing proposals.

Then tonight I have to watch a Bishop do A Thing. Which will be interesting and possibly quite tricky.

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Bloody hell, my pecorino's got blue bits on it.

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RE: https://toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/115843514521122033

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Today, Sunday 14 September, is (Inter?)National Rosa Tequila Day. https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/national-rosa-tequila-day/

Also, Hug Your Hound Day. #NotAEuphemism https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/hug-your-hound-day/

And it’s happy 56th birthday to film director Bong Joon Ho (봉준호). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong_Joon_Ho

That's horn tuning! #NotAeuphemism #BaroqueSun

Lady, your balcony's on fire! #NotAeuphemism Back to you Jim #iLikeToWatch

@SesameSquirrel @MatthewTitus88 Tallis RVW is traditionally played as 2 orchestras, or it should be. #BaroqueSun the organ effect might be helped by that? just guessing #NotAeuphemism

@SesameSquirrel @Dianora When you caught, playin yer flute... #NotAeuphemism

@Uair @svufuturedrugs @actuallyautistic @actuallyaudhd the former, the substance was iced tea #NotAEuphemism

I have “set a reminder” to “buy socks”

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@skribe @oberonsghost Surely the consulate could get them cheap Aussie put into the diplomatic bag? #NotAEuphemism

@MatthewTitus88 Also this is my new (to me) orch and DOES include Tank Grrl The conductor, I knew from playing with the Mormons (Handel Messiah) #NotAeuphemism #iLikeToWatch https://www.eastsidesymphony.org/

Just did my first home charge on the new EV. Spent a minute or so tugging at the plug ( #NotAEuphemism ) afterwards and wondering why the car wouldn’t let go. Of course, car has to be unlocked. Otherwise seems simple enough …

@oberonsghost Noted. And that was always a good cafe.

I once got a free lunch there because I found a slug in my lettuce. #NotAEuphemism