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Entry 002: Notes on the 2024 Möbius Red
Posted by The Functor | Tags: #Sommelier, #NonOrientable, #WinePairing
Finding a wine that pairs with a paradox is difficult. A heavy Cabernet creates too much drag; a Pinot Noir is too derivative.
Last night, I uncorked a Klein Bottle of Möbius Red. If you haven't visited the vineyard, you must. It literally has only one side, so the sunlight hits every grape simultaneously from the inside and the outside.
Tasting Notes:
* The Nose: Hints of dark matter, recursive berries, and a strong finish of self-reference.
* The Body: Non-orientable. As you swirl the glass, the wine passes through itself without intersecting.
* The Finish: Infinite.
Serving Suggestion:
Do not try to pour this wine. Since the "inside" is topologically indistinguishable from the "outside," the wine is technically already on the table, on the floor, and in your mouth. Just accept the flow.
Rating: ♾️ / 10