#nojoke — Public Fediverse posts
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801
Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801
Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801
Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801
Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801
Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt
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Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:
>"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:
>>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul?
>>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,
>>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do."
>>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.
>>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.
>>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.
>>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.
>>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.
>>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.
>>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.
>>We need you.
>>#NoJoke.'
>Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"
You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. 😉
-West Bennett, 02.27.2026
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@SeaFury 41+℃ last I checked (as I walked into a pub for a pint – I did not walk in with a priest, rabbi, American or Englishman).
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RIP to the goat kissinger you would’ve loved Loops.video king… 🕊️ #nojoke
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@FawnOverFun that's funny, but I'm actually not being "loopy" at all! I am a sincere fan of the Loops platform, #nojoke!
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ffs. new levels of stupid from those who now ignore habeas corpus and tell us what we can say or think about the vindictive erratic chaos we are swept up in.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands
#tariffs #absurd #1984isNOW #news #trump #stupid #nojoke -
ffs. new levels of stupid from those who now ignore habeas corpus and tell us what we can say or think about the vindictive erratic chaos we are swept up in.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands
#tariffs #absurd #1984isNOW #news #trump #stupid #nojoke -
ffs. new levels of stupid from those who now ignore habeas corpus and tell us what we can say or think about the vindictive erratic chaos we are swept up in.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands
#tariffs #absurd #1984isNOW #news #trump #stupid #nojoke -
ffs. new levels of stupid from those who now ignore habeas corpus and tell us what we can say or think about the vindictive erratic chaos we are swept up in.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands
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#NoJoke: Saw this recently while on a walkabout in the Seattle area.
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On Egyptian Pyramids and Why It’s Definitely Aliens - History is rather dull and unexciting to most people, which naturally invites exci... - https://hackaday.com/2025/04/01/on-egyptian-pyramids-and-why-its-definitely-aliens/ #originalart #aprilfools #featured #fiction #history #pyramid #nojoke #power
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⭐ It's possible to address traumatizing topics without creating #trauma in the process.
🔁 Our free game ADRIFT is an example of that. The game is about #consent but is appropriate for all ages. It's a quick game so you can replay it if you don't get each scenario correct on the first try.
🖼️ It was even re-created for the MOD. museum in Australia.
💜 April is #SAAM.
@publichealth @sociology @psychology @edutooters #games #videogame #indiegame #education #student #NoJoke
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One of the two new roosters from last years hatch. He was overseeing, or just lurking on the youngest hen that is a bit wild. It is a Swedish Flower Hen, as are all but one of the 19 chickens here.
#chickens #rooster #SwedishFlowerHens #BigWhiteRooster #NoJoke #CCBYNCND
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Mood: Radio #Bollerwagen läuft im Küchenradio #nojoke
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als het aan de #PvdA ligt, dan kan de minister straks zonder tussenkomst van de rechter besluiten om #GreenPeace of #extinctionrebellion te verbieden en beslag te leggen op hun rekeningen.
#nojoke
#hoehetallemaalmisging
podcast met @ChrisAalberts —>
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0bivKDoWY1bEdWmHqpqpd6?si=t6tQY49MQnOqhdjeUxeMDQ -
@ravenport i aint laughing. a one family home costs you 2 millions here. So 3 wont get you very far. 98% are renting for that reason and are still paying 40k a,year for a flat. Other countries have higher discretionary spending than #Switzerland
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So Donald Trump, JD Vance, Matt Gaetz, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard and Pete Hegseth walk into a cabinet meeting...
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I want to see everyone on the streets until there's a national convent discussing reforms to the constitution and reelections!!!
F*ck that you dumb assesI want true democracy NOW!
#uspol #nationalconvent #constitutionalreform #demonstrations #truedemocracynow! #nojoke #humanrights
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‘John McEntee, a political adviser who served in the Trump administration and a co-founder of the conservative dating app the Right Stuff, posted a video on X…Monday in which he said: "So I guess they misunderstood. When we said we wanted mail-only voting, we meant male—'M-A-L-E.' Sorry we want MALE only voting. The 19th might have to go," he added in the video's caption, referring to the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.’
https://www.newsweek.com/former-trump-aide-jokes-stripping-womens-right-vote-male-only-1977295 -
@OmnibusOOC One time while raining, the windshield wipers stopped working on my 1967 VW Bug. A C-clip broke. I jammed a lemon rind in its place and they worked for another couple of weeks that way. #NoJoke
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Before it's begun
The battle for the future has been wonHere
Before it's been told
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“The Premier hopes these measures (plus the banning of trans girls from all female sports and the decimation of the province’s sex-ed classes) will help depoliticize the issue of Trans rights, much in the same way the United States’ use of the nuclear bomb depoliticized WWII.” #nojoke #abpoli #transkidsneedsupport
From: @canadianglen
https://mstdn.ca/@canadianglen/111858825598600986 -
ik lees dat Edwin #Wagensveld trending is. een mooi moment om nog eens te verwijzen naar zijn intrinsieke motivatie tot koranverbrandingen: een verdienmodel in wapenhandel. #nojoke -->
https://www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikelen/het-verdienmodel-van-pegida-voorman-edwin-wagensveld -
Nur mal so als Tipp, das Ergebnis von allem, was ich derzeit aus meiner of- und onlinebubble mitbekomme:
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Je sais pas ce que vous avez prévu en général dans les weekends de votre vie, mais allez en Sarthe.
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Sie: Reichst mir bitte noch die Sonnenbrille?
Er: Welche? Du hast mehrere.
Sie: Ist egal, einfach eine.
Er: Die hier? (zeigt)
Sie: Nein, die nicht.
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Sie: Reichst mir bitte noch die Sonnenbrille?
Er: Welche? Du hast mehrere.
Sie: Ist egal, einfach eine.
Er: Die hier? (zeigt)
Sie: Nein, die nicht.
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Sie: Reichst mir bitte noch die Sonnenbrille?
Er: Welche? Du hast mehrere.
Sie: Ist egal, einfach eine.
Er: Die hier? (zeigt)
Sie: Nein, die nicht.
Er: … 🤷♂️
