#noidea — Public Fediverse posts

@solonovamax what, #I have #NoIdea what you're #Talking #About

All I keep seeing and hearing today is #Labour MPs saying "We need to focus on making people's lives better." Who are these people they're focusing on? Because 22 months down the road, my life has not got any better since that useless shower came to power.
#Politics #UturnLabour #NoIdea

@Hedgewizard
> We could do with a kiwi version of Colbert to spell it out in plainer language

This is exactly the purpose of the #NoIdea party. Watch this space!

@lightweight

How capitalistic are you? 😎

#capitalism #communism #psychology #meme #fun #poll #fediverse #shitpost #tcpip #meow #noidea #well #yeah #bark

@srol I don't know how there things work, but a cop wearing terrycloth couldn't catch a man, at least not JUST terrycloth? #NoIdea #Monsterdon #Mishearingonpurposeyearsold

#picoftheday
#listeningclub
#music
#photography
#vinyl
#noidea

The No Idea party are looking for someone with fediverse server hosting capacity, thick skin, and their tongue firmly embedded in cheek.

We need pro bono host for a fediverse server using our domain name. Which we will use for an account for official party statements, and later on, official accounts for candidates, apparatchiks, and maybe camp followers.

We'd like to get it set up by the middle of next year, in time for our run at the local body elections.

#NoIdea #hosting #fediverseHosting

Would anyone be prepared to design a logo for the #NoIdea Party? We're going to need one to promote our candidate(s) in the local body elections next year. We can't pay you (so far "we" is me but I'm actively recruiting), but we'd be happy to reciprocate in any way we can.

I'm also going to need help setting up a website, blog, fediverse accounts (ideally under our own domain name) etc. For those willing to get their hands dirty, we'll also need puppet accounts on the DataFarm platforms.

We shall see what #TheFuture brings; I have #NoRealAmbitions for being an #InternetCelebrity, though I'm #VeryComfortable using #Emojis...

#TikTok is like an #AlienWorld to me; I had #NoIdea that #Emojis were #Currency... #So... I've #LearnedSomething #Today...

#YesYesYes... #Hmmm... #CoffeeAndABiscuit... #Yum!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110745740422094740

"Did the Treaty give different rights to different groups, or does every citizen have equal rights? I believe all New Zealanders deserve to have a say on that question."

#DavidSeymour, 2024

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/te-manu-korihi/533102/treaty-principles-bill-protest-lands-on-david-seymour-s-electoral-doorstep

The No Idea party agrees. Does the right to live in David Seymour's house and inherit wealth from from his parents belong to one group, or does every citizen have equal rights? We believe all New Zealanders deserve to have a say on that question.

#TreatyPrinciples #NoIdea

I'm starting to think we need to recruit Damien Grant as a candidate for the No Idea party.

He proposes replacing ACC with a system where individual workers sue bosses who maim or kill them. Creating whole new profits sources for insurance corporations and industrial law firms. While protecting the sacred right of employers to maim and kill their workers without any risk of criminal penalties.

Pure No Idea policy.

https://omny.fm/shows/the-working-group/ctu-unemployment-and-prosecution-guideline-backlas

#podcasts #TheWorkingGroup #NoIdea #WorkplaceSafety

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social
> Turns out New Zealand dairy has NOT got the world’s lowest carbon footprint

If you don't measure some forms of carbon emissions, they don't trap heat in the atmosphere. So measuring more forms of emissions from NZ dairy farming makes climate change worse!

If the No Idea party is voted into government at the next election, we will eliminate NZ's contribution to climate change by firing anyone who measures emissions.

#NoIdea

@quixote

The No Idea party are shocked at yet another example of special treatment for a certain segment of the population, based on who their ancestors were.

Why should Māori get to enjoy so much attention from Police and courts? Clearly they are using their Treaty privileges to access a disproportionate share of the secure housing and regular meals provided in our prisons. Is this justice, when there are poor white people sleeping in doorways who'd love a turn in prison?

#NoIdea demand an end to it.

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@AucklandPeaceAction
> we might need more of those antics around the place with all the BS being rolled out by the 3headed taniwha

If you liked the McGSP you may also enjoy the No Idea party. Currently seeking candidates and campaign crew for the next local body elections, as a warmup for the general erection in 2026 ...

#NoIdea

@jackyan @RedRobyn @WainuiTrailerTrash @eythian

Zombie #banking deepens economic woes
"Real #NPLs, not #BoT's reported NPLs, r dangerously high, which prohibits banks fr giving out new loans & begins to recall good loans.. rumour tt #banks reject 70% of certain loan appl'ns is not far fr #truth.. to fix the #Thai #economy, one must start by fixing the zombie #bankingsystem.. The only way to cure zombie fever is to #restructure #householddebt.. #government has #noidea how as the cost wld be prohibitive. Over 5tril baht"
https://www.bangkokpost.com/opinion/opinion/2868223/zombie-banking-deepens-economic-woes

For immediate release;

The Stop Co-Governance movement believe that democracy = majority rules. On absolutely everything.

To prove how serious this belief is, the No Idea Party are calling for a citizen's initiated referendum to decide if Stop Co-Governance campaigners will be allowed to stay in the country. If a majority votes "No", I'm sure they'll dutifully sell their homes (all of them) and move to where they're wanted. Somewhere like South Africa in the 1970s.

#NoIdea

We were given a new bird box and so I've put it up, but we only have one tree in our small suburban garden, and it already has a box, so this one is slightly bigger and pointing a different direction - I'm wondering if birds will suffer neighbours that close :)

#wildlife #birds #noIdea

So... do we not "favorite" toots anymore? Like, I see posts with 55 boosts and three favorites. Did I miss the memo?

#IAmOld
#NoIdea
#AmIDoingThisRight?
#TooManyHashtags?

@MishaVanMollusq

I #CountMyBlessings that I've #NeverSeen it...

I have #NoIdea what's #GoingOn in #AnyOfIT; #IT #Probably #DoesntMatter that much...

#AnyOpportunity to #MissElainePaige is a #SuperSpecial #SpecialTreat I like to #KeepSafe; #JustForMe...

But #AbbaThough; #Definitely #BlameEurovision...

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#Abba: Chiquitita (Official Music Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY

#YouKnow that #People (#SomePeople I don't know) #CallMeGarry; #Sometimes #InFront of #OtherPeople I also don't know...

#Well...?

#TheyDo... I have #NoIdea why; I don't even #LookLike a #Garry

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Have no idea? This is how you would say it in Hebrew!

#idontknow #noidea #noclue #clueless #languagelearner #hebrewschoolisfun #speakhebrew #speakalanguage #hebrew #jewish #Fediverse #mastodon #mazeldon

@TheAtlantic Thanks! That was as good a decoder as those pieces that annotated the images on the cover of Sgt. Pepper—and that is meant as high praise. I, for one, had #NoIdea.

Not sure if I'll be keeping my #mastodon instance for next year, maybe just this year ..

many factors will have an impact on my decision, so lets see.

#meh #mastoadmin #future #FutureMe #noIdea

I always knew RSS would save us. #BadAtSubTooting #WhatIsASubToot #NoIdea