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  1. @PChoate

    True story.

    Walking in the shopping centre, this fucking tree of a giant (wearing work safety overalls) comes from the opposite direction.

    2m tall (that's fucking huge, for you imperial clowns).
    Wide as a brick outhouse.

    As we passed, something possessed me to point at him and exclaim, "I want you on my viking longboat!"
    This is not something I typically do, mainly because this incarnation does not own a raiding boat.

    The bloke briefly considered if it behooves him to punch me in the face, but the brain kicked in and he smirked.

    I'm sure I made his day.

    #nohomo #truestories

  2. Oh, gelukkig! Het geslacht van de electronische tol-badge van ANWB is unisex. Als het een man was geweest had ik 'm natuurlijk alleen ironisch kunnen gebruiken. #nohomo

  3. @cell my new place is even cooler, but i don't exactly have separate bed so they'll have to sleep with me #nohomo and deal with me rotating in bed every minute
  4. @bartholin ouais fin même problème, ils sont mort d’asphyxie, ils pouvaient simplement essayer de partager de l'air #NoHomo

  5. Просто представьте, что из-за законов РФ Зойсайт и Кунсайт снова любят друг друга как братья.

    #sailormoon #anime #noyaoi #nohomo #DuraLex #россия
  6. He soñado con un antiguo compañero de trabajo que era boxeador y tenía un cuerpazo increíble. A petición mía, me dejaba comprobar la firmeza de su pecho y hombros; todo en plan #nohomo.

  7. Merke wenn Heteros zusammen ins Gym gehen, ist einer am Gerät und der andere steht drum herum und quasselt und macht #nohomo Sprüche