#nocontextforyou — Public Fediverse posts

me: you shouldn't have a human pyramid in your mouth

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"[…] it's been a Very Long Time since I wrote any software."

"Bah. It's like riding a bicycle. You just fall and get some broken bones, now and again." #NoContextForYou

::Breathes out:: the pain's gone and I've even got a bit of a high from the painkillers -- which tells me that I probably didn't need that high a dose. But I'd lived with the pain all night, too dopey to go and find the pills.

Sod it. Once in a blue moon won't hurt. It's not as if this pain is constant or anything.

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Mental theme of the week seems to be "mortality". It keeps coming up.

good luck, mate. you were ferociously smart, a little intimidating, funny, nice. I did not know you well. But.

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you know it's a good #TOTP when my wife spots her cousin #NoContextForYou

Sometimes I realize a lot of people I think of as being generally on my side, and vice versa, inhabit an entirely different moral universe than I do.

Really I've known this for a long time. Getting smacked in the face with it is still weird. #nocontextforyou

If I get one more comment demanding I swap a perfectly good English word with a very specific meaning that's really quite important, for another, vaguer English word that s far less useful, because people "might find it confusing", I shall lose my mind.

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If I get one more comment demanding I swap a perfectly good English word with a very specific meaning that's really quite important, for another, vaguer English word that s far less useful, because people "might find it confusing", I shall lose my mind.

#NoContextForYou #vocab #ThisIsWhatDictionariesAreFor

If I get one more comment demanding I swap a perfectly good English word with a very specific meaning that's really quite important, for another, vaguer English word that s far less useful, because people "might find it confusing", I shall lose my mind.

#NoContextForYou #vocab #ThisIsWhatDictionariesAreFor

If I get one more comment demanding I swap a perfectly good English word with a very specific meaning that's really quite important, for another, vaguer English word that s far less useful, because people "might find it confusing", I shall lose my mind.

#NoContextForYou #vocab #ThisIsWhatDictionariesAreFor

If I get one more comment demanding I swap a perfectly good English word with a very specific meaning that's really quite important, for another, vaguer English word that s far less useful, because people "might find it confusing", I shall lose my mind.

#NoContextForYou #vocab #ThisIsWhatDictionariesAreFor

I speak in smoke signals and you answer in code / The fuse will have to run out sometime / Something here will eventually have to explode, have to explode

#mood #NoContextForYou

@zwol
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#GondorNeedsNoContext https://masto.hackers.town/@zwol/114949134844348230

@zwol

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"You! Doing death! Every dang time!"

"No, I'm not! I have magma! It gives me life!"

"Yeah, well I'm telling Mastodon."

"Snitch!"

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I do not like terabyte-scale log files. They are obnoxious.

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"I thought your goat was candy canes."

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Man, the Prime Directive can be a real fucking bitch sometimes. #noContextForYou

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"A couple knights, a couple dragons, a couple horses, that's all you need to have a good time..."

In our household, today shall go down as The Bacon Debacle of 2024.

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So you're basically asking one person to work ten-hour days, six days a week, for less than $1,000 a month plus room and board, and then to be on-call at all times outside those hours. And the fact that you either can't or won't see how bonkers that is tells me all I need to know about your business saavy. You can fuck right off.

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11yo: we need to go get ears and tails today

me: and skin

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#6thGraderLife

Why do people insist on making me feel snarky?

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It's the end of an era and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine #nocontextforyou

36 umount processes in state ‘U’ is not exactly my favorite sight at 4:59 PM on a Friday.

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"okay, while you q I'll p," #NoContextForYou!\

Ellen Barkin tells it like it is #pokerFace #noContextForYou #latergram https://instagr.am/p/C08vDWkOQK7/

"I have a feeling the dreams are an omen. Like the poop."

--my 11yo

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#5thGraderLife

"We're only one minor failure away from catastrophe."

I feel that so hard, I can't even tell you.

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#HardKnocks
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"#Norwegians are #Cylons. It all makes sense now." #nocontextforyou