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I just killed a housefly -mid air- using an empty, plastic, 1 gal. water jug.
In case anyone wanted to know how my Jason Bourne audition went.My publicist will answer your questions for the next five minutes.
I'll be in makeup.
#JasonBourne #Truestory #NinjaSkills -
I'm walking on a road that's slightly inclined to the right. Suddenly, mid-step I feel that my right leg is starting to slip on the mud. My body starts tilting right, and I'm resignedly thinking that I'm going to hit the mud. But at the very last minute, I stomp my lifted left leg to the right, and miraculously regain balance.