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  1. My best line today when some ?person was calling my landline, persistently asking if I were me…I told him “She’s picking her nose right now and will not come to the phone until YOU tell ME who YOU are.” 🤭🤭🤭 then I hung up and blocked him. #nicetry

  2. Dear supermarkets,
    Instead of having a basket out front so I can buy food from you to donate to a food bank, how about you lower your prices so everyone can afford to buy food?

    #CostOfLiving #BackwardThinking #NiceTry

  3. Gaslieferant präsentiert eine physikalische Anomalie: Der ausgewiesene Startstand für die Abrechnung war angeblich **niedriger** als meine letzte Ablesung kurz davor. 🤯
    Das bedeutet, der Zähler müsste sich für einige Zeit rückwärts gedreht haben! Dieser Fehler führt nun natürlich direkt zu einem überhöhten Verbrauch. Ich zahle diese Menge Gas also doppelt.
    Prüft die Rechnungen immer auf Plausibilität. Auch bei Guthaben!
    Habe nun direkt Widerspruch eingelegt.
    #nicetry

  4. Gaslieferant präsentiert eine physikalische Anomalie: Der ausgewiesene Startstand für die Abrechnung war angeblich **niedriger** als meine letzte Ablesung kurz davor. 🤯
    Das bedeutet, der Zähler müsste sich für einige Zeit rückwärts gedreht haben! Dieser Fehler führt nun natürlich direkt zu einem überhöhten Verbrauch. Ich zahle diese Menge Gas also doppelt.
    Prüft die Rechnungen immer auf Plausibilität. Auch bei Guthaben!
    Habe nun direkt Widerspruch eingelegt.
    #nicetry

  5. 🔴 📉 - Always worth a try but probably much too late…

    Gary Stevensons message at X on Sept. 26th to UKs Reform Supporters:

    #NiceTry

  6. 🔴 📉 - Always worth a try but probably much too late…

    Gary Stevensons message at X on Sept. 26th to UKs Reform Supporters:

    #NiceTry

  7. "We plan to include your paper as an appendix to our book". Abt. #NiceTry

  8. You really thought I didn’t notice the camera? 😏 I always know when I’m being watched — and I always deliver. 🚨🎥 #NiceTry #ElevatorVibes #CaughtOnCamera #SpottedMe #Queen #beauty #caughtinact #sandylein #entertainment

  9. Winter is apparently not done with Toronto - that's about half an inch of snow, but only on the lawns and cars.

  10. #Sunrise (Schweizer Telefonanbieter) braucht aus Datenschutzgründen alle Daten desjenigen, der beim Installieren eines neuen Telefons hilft (des Sohns einer über 90jährigen).
    Macht doch Sinn, oder? 😝 🤪

    Typischer Fall von #niceTry !

  11. Contact me on this email now, and reconfirm your information's, such your house address, Phone number, your full name, to avoid any mistake while coming to your destination address, but you have to send me 40 EUROS, iTunes Card, so that i can be able to pay for the Airport clearance fee, before coming tour house with your address.

    Right... that makes about as much sense as the rest of this phishing email that contains nothing less than a "diplomatic whatsapp number".

    #phishing #scam #NiceTry
  12. Zelle has got to be the most moronic, user-unfriendly pile of turd I've tried to use in a long time.

    It apparently never occurred to these ridiculous dimwits that people might use multiple banks that they'd want to connect with Zelle, yet they won't have multiple phone numbers in order to use a different phone number for each bank.

    All manner of problems arise when you want to receive money because they didn't think this through.

    About what you'd expect from the finance sector, though, which still behaves like it's 100 years ago.

    #Zelle #Banking #NiceTry

  13. My husband chose the fabric for this dress from my stash, trying to persuade me that I don’t have to buy new fabric ^^ well, I sewed it for a 7 years old girl, who certainly didn’t find it cool enough. 😅 @sewing #FabricFail #NiceTry

  14. The phrase "20 Seconds or Less" implies that 20 seconds is adequate. It does not imply that to the Steward Constructs, though; they're dicks about stuff. #LegendofZelda #TOTK #nicetry Marked as a spoiler for TOTK.

  15. @StefanLedZep @AnonNewsDE Schönes Ablenkungsmanöver #NiceTry. Die CDU ist aber seit fast 6 Jahren an der Macht, zuerst mit der FDP, dann mit den Grünen.

  16. For me, if someone comes to a logical debate with a solely emotive argument, that’s like bringing a wet piece of string to a gunfight. #NiceTry
  17. Yeah sure, post me the invoice to the address on the parcel, then we'll look at paying it. #nicetry

  18. @root

    LOL! Now the #original poster AND TWO of those that commented have #blocked ME 😂

    That's 3 persons in favor of #shitposting that cannot stand to have someone politely tell them they #disagree.

    #DontLetTheDoorHitYa #Bye

    Apparently it really never was about humor or sarcasm for them, they only wanted to be allowed to bully me and anyone else here.

    #NiceTry #Assholes

    @root knows me well enough to know better! 💜

  19. Ado: "Maman, tu sais ce qu'irait vachement bien avec mon <jeans baskets>"?

    Liste l'inventaire de mes vêtements de marque.

    #NiceTry

  20. 2012年:来球就打
    2022年:有些球不必去接,因为它已经出界了。
    #NiceTry

  21. @Huygens #nicetry - gut, dass Du so wachsam bist! Das sieht wirklich sehr nach Betrug aus.

  22. @Haydar
    #NiceTry
    Fehlt noch:
    "Sie bekommen als Einstiegsgehalt 2000 € Brutto"

  23. Enlèvement théorique d’un colis prévu par DHL entre 9h et 13h à mon domicile...

    Une « 1/2 journée de précision », c’est pas mal, non ? 👌🏻

    15h40, le livreur vient de passer 😅

    #NiceTry (et vive le télétravail 😏)