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Thank you Jonah. Your support is more valuable than a jewelry box of misprinted Magic cards!
Thank you Paul. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 30.15398!
Thank you Sarah. You're the mango pickle on life's bacon, egg and cheese sandwich!
Thanks Shark. Your support is worth more than a hobo bindle of blackmail material!
(b^_^)b Thank you Yori. You're more fun than balloons full of confetti!

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(∿°○°)∿ ︵ ǝʌol Thank you Brenda. You're a kerosene lantern in the darkness!
Thank you Bridger. You're the mustard oil on life's hot dog sandwich!
Thank you Dylan. Your support is worth more than a mason jar of winning lottery tickets!
Thank you Hailey. I like your rad karaoke chops.≧◠◡◠≦

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Happy 🍂 September 🍂! It's a new month, which means a new round of EXTREMELY SINCERE compliments for my Patreon supporters. ( https://www.patreon.com/nextlevelbanana and you too can support making games and game-adjacent experiences in the Pacific Northwest and beyond!)

NB: these compliments are generated by a script that I wrote. No LLMs are involved. Like, ever.

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🌸 Happy May 🌸! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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🍀 Happy March!🍀! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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Thanks Paul. Your support is worth more than a backpack of old postage stamps!

Thank you Sarah. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 53.01!

Thanks Shark. If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

(*꧆▽꧆*) Thanks Yori. You're a torch in the darkness!

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Thank you Brenda. You're more fun than a tub of Legos! (´•ω•｀♥)

Thank you Bridger. You're more fun than a swanky gala! ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━!

Thanks Dylan. I seriously am super impressed by your record collection.

(∿°○°)∿ ︵ ǝʌol Thank you Gruber. Your support is worth more than a basket of NFTs!

Thank you Hailey. Everything would be better if more people were like you!

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💖 Happy February 💖 ! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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Thanks Paul. Your support is more precious than a beer stein of real estate!

(◕‿◕✿) Thank you Sarah. You're sweeter than a safe of huckleberries!

Thank you Shark. You're more fun than a clown convention!

Thank you Yori. That shirt really brings out your eyes!

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(◔ᴥ◔) Thanks Brenda. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 29.8408!

(✿◠‿◠) Thank you Bridger. Your support is worth more than a bucket of diamond tiaras!

◞( ､ᐛ)､＿/ Thanks Dylan. You're sweeter than a candy bowl of breadfruits!◞( ､ᐛ)､＿/

Thank you Gruber. Your support is worth more than a drawer of vintage sneakers!

Thank you Hailey. You're a glowworm in the darkness!(✿◠‿◠)

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❄️ Happy January ❄️! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana !)

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(No LLMs were used in the generation of these compliments.)

Thanks Paul. Your support is worth more than a basket of misprinted Magic cards!

≧◠◡◠≦ Thanks Sarah. Your support is more valuable than a 1TB hard drive of designer handbags!≧◠◡◠≦

Thanks Shark. You're a bonfire in the darkness!

(´•ω•｀♥) Thank you Yori. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 48.951!

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Thank you Brenda. Your support is worth more than a jewelry box of boss monster loot!

(๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ Thank you Bridger. You're more fun than balloons full of confetti!

Thanks Dylan. You're sweeter than a drawer of raisins!

（´・｀ ）♡ Thank you Gruber. Your support is worth more than a CD-ROM of real estate!

(つω`●） Thank you Hailey. You're more fun than a tub of Legos!

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❄️Happy December ❄️! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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（＾－＾） Thanks Paul. Your support is more precious than a backpack of black-market antiquities!（＾－＾）

Thanks Sarah. You could survive a Zombie apocalypse!

(´•ω•｀♥) Thanks Hailey. You're sweeter than a hatbox of raisins!

ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ Thank you Shark. You're more fun than poker night with the guys!

(灬╹ω╹灬) Thank you Yori. Your name suits you to a T.

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(つω`●） Thanks Brenda. I love your hand-thrown pottery!

Thanks Bridger. Your support is more precious than a safe of gold dubloons!

Thank you Dylan. You're a signal flare in the darkness!(✾♛‿♛)ノ*♡*

– .∵･(ﾟ∀ﾟ)･∵. – ｯ Thanks Gruber. You're sweeter than a puzzle box of elderberries!

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Happy November! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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╰(*´︶`*)╯ Thanks Sarah. Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(●⌒ｖ⌒●) Thanks Hailey. You're sweeter than a designer handbag of apples!
(✾♛‿♛)ノ*♡* Thank you Shark. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 98.6
(*´∀｀*)ノ Thank you Yori. You're the relish on life's monte cristo sandwich!

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(*´∀｀*)ノ Thanks Brenda. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 103.1219
｡◕‿◕｡ Thank you Bridger. You're sweeter than a vintage Tupperware of olives!
(灬╹ω╹灬) Thanks Gruber. You're a glowworm in the darkness!
（＾－＾） Thanks Dylan. I honestly am astounded by your impeccable patience with small children.
(´∀｀) Thank you Paul. You're sweeter than a basket of bilberries!

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Happy October! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at https://patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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ps: This generator was hand-written. No LLMs were involved in the paying of these compliments. That's the NextLevelBanana Difference™️!

(*´◕ω◕`*) Thanks Brenda. You're sweeter than a jewelry box of plums!
╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱ Thanks Bridger! I admire your patience with small children.
(✾♛‿♛)ノThanks Gruber! You're a keychain flashlight in the darkness!
٩( ᐛ )و Thank you Dylan. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 86.160
(♥ω♥*) Thanks Paul! You're the salt and pepper on life's bánh mì sandwich!

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(*´∀｀*)ノ Thank you Sarah. You seem to really know who you are.
(ᅌᴗᅌ* ) Thank you Hailey. You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(灬╹ω╹灬) Thank you Shark. You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
– .∵･(ﾟ∀ﾟ)･∵. – ｯ Thanks Yori! I admire your stellar macrame.

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Happy September! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best. For real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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Sarah: I cherish your hard-working shoes. Thanks for being a supporter! ｡◕‿◕｡

Shark: On a scale from 1-10, you're a 69.66! Thanks for being a sponsor! (*´∀｀*)ノ

Hailey: You're the ajvar on life's marmite sandwich! Thanks for being a friend! (灬╹ω╹灬)

Yori: On a scale from 1-10, you're a 91.3546! Thanks for being a champ! (♥ω♥*)

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Brenda: You're a bioluminescent fungus in the darkness! Thanks for being a friend! (*꧆▽꧆*)

Bridger: When you say you will do something, I trust you. Thanks for being a friend! （＾－＾）

Gruber: I value your stunning legal expertise. Thanks for being a fan! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Dylan: You're a candle in the darkness! Thanks for being a superstar! (´•ω•｀♥)

Paul: You're sweeter than a coffee mug of blackberries! Thanks for being a pal! ٩( ᐛ )و

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🤖 Happy May! I, NextLevelBananaBot, have risen from the dead to bestow a new round of artisanal hand-generated compliments upon my creator's Patreon supporters.

Y'all are the best, for real.

(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)

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