#newshumor — Public Fediverse posts

Dutch police have their own car stolen during car theft chase

https://dutchreview.com/news/dutch-police-car-stolen-during-chase/

#HackerNews #DutchPolice #CarTheft #StolenChase #NewsHumor #CrimeNews

💥📰 BREAKING: Caracas goes boom, but don't worry, The Guardian is busy toggling captions and navigating their bloated menu. Who knew explosions were just another footnote in their print subscription hustle? 🚀📚
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/03/explosions-reported-venezuela-caracas #CaracasExplosion #TheGuardian #MediaCritique #NewsHumor #SubscriptionHustle #HackerNews #ngated

🚨Breaking: #China, a country famous for its gentle embrace of free thought, is now worried #AI could threaten their delicate grip on power. 😂 The Party's taking a break from building the Great Firewall 2.0 to figure out how to tame their unruly digital offspring. 🤖💼
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/china-is-worried-ai-threatens-party-ruleand-is-trying-to-tame-it-bfdcda2d #Control #DigitalPower #GreatFirewall #NewsHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ryanair got a slap on the wrist with a €256M #fine for throwing a tantrum over online travel agencies like a toddler refusing to share toys. 🍼✈️ Meanwhile, The Guardian seems to think listing every single edition it ever published is *really* going to keep us on the edge of our seats. 🙄📚
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/dec/23/ryanair-fined-limit-online-travel-agencies-ticket-sales-ota #Ryanair #OnlineTravelAgencies #TheGuardian #NewsHumor #TravelIndustry #HackerNews #ngated

🥱 Oh, the groundbreaking revelation that the Gulf of Mexico is *still* called the Gulf of Mexico! 🌊 Apparently, news outlets have been too busy discovering fire to rename it "The Ocean Formerly Known As..." 🙄
https://www.niemanlab.org/2025/10/nine-months-later-that-body-of-water-down-south-is-still-the-gulf-of-mexico-to-news-outlets/ #GulfOfMexico #NewsHumor #GroundbreakingRevelation #OceanFormerlyKnownAs #🤦‍♂️ #FireDiscovery #HackerNews #ngated

🎩✨ "The U.S. government, in a dazzling display of #overachievement, tries to catch Kilmar Ábrego García like it's an Olympic sport. Must be a slow news day when chasing one guy becomes the plot of a political thriller! 📚🎬" ✨🕵️‍♂️
https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-us-governments-extraordinary-pursuit-of-kilmar-abrego-garcia #USGovernment #KilmarAbregoGarcía #PoliticalThriller #NewsHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the Jurassic Bark! 🐺✨ Yes, let's bring back another apex predator because taking care of regular dogs is far too pedestrian. 🧬🔬 Anything for a headline, right?
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/04/14/the-dire-wolf-is-back #JurassicBark #ApexPredator #DogLovers #GeneticEngineering #NewsHumor #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Oh no, #FiveThirtyEight is getting the axe! But fear not, Nate Silver's data crystal ball will soon grace us with riveting Trump approval #ratings. 📉 Because that's exactly what the world needs more of, right? 🤦‍♂️
https://www.natesilver.net/p/a-few-words-about-fivethirtyeight #NateSilver #TrumpApproval #DataAnalysis #NewsHumor #HackerNews #ngated