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  1. "Just 'leaf' it to me to have all the 'budding' puns. I guess you can say I'm really 'rooted' in humor! No 'tree-son', just all in good 'plants'! 🍁🌳🍃#pun #joke #PlantPuns #NatureJokes #GreenHumor"
    punsteria.com/leaf-puns/

  2. Did you hear about the whales that tied the fisherman in basketball but also stole their hoops?

    It was a net loss.

    #naturejokes #basketball #jokes #puns #dadjoke #whales

  3. Stop letting local fish listen to Iron Maiden! They won’t stop head-banging and it’s annoying! Love, the National Park Service

    (A lot of mines around the country are still waiting for remediation: Mine site owners largely abandoned them rather than clean them up.)

    #dadjokes #heavymetal #toxics #pollution #contamination #mining #jokes #naturejokes

  4. #meta We're all out here trying to make Mastodon happen in a week when this is something people literally spend their entire well-funded careers on cnn.com/2021/09/13/world/wooll

    ((Mammoths and mastodons aren't exactly the same but I couldn't resist) #dadjokes #naturejokes #genetics

  5. Seal Jokes!

    🦭What do you call a seal when it's crossing the road
    A pinnipedestrian

    🦭Why did the seal cross the road
    To get to the highest tide

    #dadjokes #naturejokes

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