#nationalsecuritymatters — Public Fediverse posts

Attention all citizens: we at the #FBI would like to take a moment to address the growing concern about our supposed investigation into "The Thing." Let us be clear: we are NOT investigating individuals for their thoughts or actions related to "The Thing."

However, we would like to remind everyone that records about "The Thing" should not be deleted or tampered with. This is for the purposes of our national security and the protection of our citizens.

And as for leaving the country, well, that's just not a good idea right now. Trust us, we know what's best. We're the FBI, after all.

So just sit tight, stay calm, and continue on with your daily lives. There's no need to worry about "The Thing" or the FBI's supposed investigation. We've got everything under control.

#FBIFactCheck #NoInvestigationIntoTheThing #DontDeleteTheRecords #StayPut #NationalSecurityMatters