#nanofiction — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #nanofiction, aggregated by home.social.
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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"It is for the survival of the species," he said before jumping into the pudding.
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"It is for the survival of the species," he said before jumping into the pudding.
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"It is for the survival of the species," he said before jumping into the pudding.
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"It is for the survival of the species," he said before jumping into the pudding.
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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Schooltime nanofiction:
Flavorless gum meets desk's bottom. -
– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
The knights seated themselves.at the foci of the hyperbola formed by the table, Thus, constituted itself, the duo known throughout the universe for its dedication to crime fighting, the Knights of the Hyperbolic Table!
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The knights seated themselves.at the foci of the hyperbola formed by the table, Thus, constituted itself, the duo known throughout the universe for its dedication to crime fighting, the Knights of the Hyperbolic Table!
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The knights seated themselves.at the foci of the hyperbola formed by the table, Thus, constituted itself, the duo known throughout the universe for its dedication to crime fighting, the Knights of the Hyperbolic Table!
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The knights seated themselves.at the foci of the hyperbola formed by the table, Thus, constituted itself, the duo known throughout the universe for its dedication to crime fighting, the Knights of the Hyperbolic Table!
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Mouse: Ah. My adoring fans!
[Power outage.]
Mouse: My adoring fans no longer turn! Who is responsible?
Satan: Me!
Mouse: Satan! What a surprise!
Satan: Let's have a pillow fight!
Mouse: Yes!
[Montage of a walrus and a moose slapping each other, laughing, (french) kissing, etc.]
#fans #AdoringFans #Satan #mouse #moose #walrus #HighNanoFiction #nanofiction
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Mouse: Ah. My adoring fans!
[Power outage.]
Mouse: My adoring fans no longer turn! Who is responsible?
Satan: Me!
Mouse: Satan! What a surprise!
Satan: Let's have a pillow fight!
Mouse: Yes!
[Montage of a walrus and a moose slapping each other, laughing, (french) kissing, etc.]
#fans #AdoringFans #Satan #mouse #moose #walrus #HighNanoFiction #nanofiction
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Mouse: Ah. My adoring fans!
[Power outage.]
Mouse: My adoring fans no longer turn! Who is responsible?
Satan: Me!
Mouse: Satan! What a surprise!
Satan: Let's have a pillow fight!
Mouse: Yes!
[Montage of a walrus and a moose slapping each other, laughing, (french) kissing, etc.]
#fans #AdoringFans #Satan #mouse #moose #walrus #HighNanoFiction #nanofiction
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Mouse: Ah. My adoring fans!
[Power outage.]
Mouse: My adoring fans no longer turn! Who is responsible?
Satan: Me!
Mouse: Satan! What a surprise!
Satan: Let's have a pillow fight!
Mouse: Yes!
[Montage of a walrus and a moose slapping each other, laughing, (french) kissing, etc.]
#fans #AdoringFans #Satan #mouse #moose #walrus #HighNanoFiction #nanofiction
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"Hmm.... I see here an ad for nude handyman services. What do you think?"
"It is tempting but... nah.... I've seen enough of the plumber's butt crack."
"Yeah..."
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"Hmm.... I see here an ad for nude handyman services. What do you think?"
"It is tempting but... nah.... I've seen enough of the plumber's butt crack."
"Yeah..."
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"Hmm.... I see here an ad for nude handyman services. What do you think?"
"It is tempting but... nah.... I've seen enough of the plumber's butt crack."
"Yeah..."
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"Hmm.... I see here an ad for nude handyman services. What do you think?"
"It is tempting but... nah.... I've seen enough of the plumber's butt crack."
"Yeah..."
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"Why is Bob lying down unconscious on the living room carpet?"
"I just beat the carp out of him."
"Ah. That also explains the carp that's next to him."
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"Why is Bob lying down unconscious on the living room carpet?"
"I just beat the carp out of him."
"Ah. That also explains the carp that's next to him."
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"Why is Bob lying down unconscious on the living room carpet?"
"I just beat the carp out of him."
"Ah. That also explains the carp that's next to him."
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"Why is Bob lying down unconscious on the living room carpet?"
"I just beat the carp out of him."
"Ah. That also explains the carp that's next to him."
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Biologist Bix took a sip from the glass when the computer announced, "Science Officer Minol is at the door."
"Let them in," ordered Bix. The computer opened the door. "Good evening, Minol. What warrants me this visit?"
"Good evening. I got your text," answered Minol, breathlessly.
"And?"
"Can't you guess the reason of my visit?"
"Hmm... no." Bix seemed genuinely puzzled as to why Minol would come talk to them in person.
"You said you unlocked the secrets of the alien orgasm."
"What?" Bix took a look at their communicator. "Oh, that! I'm sorry. It's the autocomplete that suggested orgasm, and I did not catch it. I meant to say that I had unlocked the secrets of the alien organism."
"Oh!" Minol's face flushed with embarrassment.
"I guess that explains why you're not wearing pants, or underwear for that matter."
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Biologist Bix took a sip from the glass when the computer announced, "Science Officer Minol is at the door."
"Let them in," ordered Bix. The computer opened the door. "Good evening, Minol. What warrants me this visit?"
"Good evening. I got your text," answered Minol, breathlessly.
"And?"
"Can't you guess the reason of my visit?"
"Hmm... no." Bix seemed genuinely puzzled as to why Minol would come talk to them in person.
"You said you unlocked the secrets of the alien orgasm."
"What?" Bix took a look at their communicator. "Oh, that! I'm sorry. It's the autocomplete that suggested orgasm, and I did not catch it. I meant to say that I had unlocked the secrets of the alien organism."
"Oh!" Minol's face flushed with embarrassment.
"I guess that explains why you're not wearing pants, or underwear for that matter."
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Biologist Bix took a sip from the glass when the computer announced, "Science Officer Minol is at the door."
"Let them in," ordered Bix. The computer opened the door. "Good evening, Minol. What warrants me this visit?"
"Good evening. I got your text," answered Minol, breathlessly.
"And?"
"Can't you guess the reason of my visit?"
"Hmm... no." Bix seemed genuinely puzzled as to why Minol would come talk to them in person.
"You said you unlocked the secrets of the alien orgasm."
"What?" Bix took a look at their communicator. "Oh, that! I'm sorry. It's the autocomplete that suggested orgasm, and I did not catch it. I meant to say that I had unlocked the secrets of the alien organism."
"Oh!" Minol's face flushed with embarrassment.
"I guess that explains why you're not wearing pants, or underwear for that matter."
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Biologist Bix took a sip from the glass when the computer announced, "Science Officer Minol is at the door."
"Let them in," ordered Bix. The computer opened the door. "Good evening, Minol. What warrants me this visit?"
"Good evening. I got your text," answered Minol, breathlessly.
"And?"
"Can't you guess the reason of my visit?"
"Hmm... no." Bix seemed genuinely puzzled as to why Minol would come talk to them in person.
"You said you unlocked the secrets of the alien orgasm."
"What?" Bix took a look at their communicator. "Oh, that! I'm sorry. It's the autocomplete that suggested orgasm, and I did not catch it. I meant to say that I had unlocked the secrets of the alien organism."
"Oh!" Minol's face flushed with embarrassment.
"I guess that explains why you're not wearing pants, or underwear for that matter."
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The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"John's sex life was as spicy as a tub of plain yogurt, and not the Greek kind."
#spicy #SexLife #yogurt #PlainYogurt #GreekYogurt #nanofiction
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"John's sex life was as spicy as a tub of plain yogurt, and not the Greek kind."
#spicy #SexLife #yogurt #PlainYogurt #GreekYogurt #nanofiction
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"John's sex life was as spicy as a tub of plain yogurt, and not the Greek kind."
#spicy #SexLife #yogurt #PlainYogurt #GreekYogurt #nanofiction
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"John's sex life was as spicy as a tub of plain yogurt, and not the Greek kind."
#spicy #SexLife #yogurt #PlainYogurt #GreekYogurt #nanofiction
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Borf pulled the sword from the corpse and exclaimed, "I have it! Hahaha! I have The Sword of Infinite Shitness!"