#nanofiction — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #nanofiction, aggregated by home.social.
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"She was a dangerous kind of speaker, she wasn't only able to speak without a point or a kommata, but also, while breathing in."
(Could have been from Terry Pratchett...)
#RandomThoughts #ImpromptuWriting #Writing #Fiction #OneTootStories #MicroFiction #NanoFiction
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Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.
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– Mais, tu as transféré tous les dividendes aux salariés ?!
– Oui, j'ai effectivement procédé à ce versement.
– Mais on t'avait donné d'autres consignes. On avait dit "Maximiser le capital !"
– Pardon, j'ai paniqué et compris "Marxiser le capital". J'ai aussi émis des avis légaux pour le découpage et la transmission des moyens de production au prolétariat. Souhaitez-vous un Executive Summary de l'opération ? -
The polygraph was attached to the man's nipples. "Have you ever nanana nana nana?" barked the examiner.
"Fuck no!" replied the man.
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"First they came for the znorfs, and—"
"The who?"
"Znorfs."
"Never heard of them."
"Exactly."
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"John's sex life was as spicy as a tub of plain yogurt, and not the Greek kind."
#spicy #SexLife #yogurt #PlainYogurt #GreekYogurt #nanofiction
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Borf pulled the sword from the corpse and exclaimed, "I have it! Hahaha! I have The Sword of Infinite Shitness!"
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"It's in your blood" spat the journalist. "You're an invertebrate cop, aren't you?"
"Yes... I am a cop and a slug."
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"Well, that was delicious. I suggest we retire to the vomitorium."
"Alright. May I inquire as to what we will do there?"
"Absolutely. We smoke cigars and chat."
"But the name..."
"Oh, we just did not bother to change it, even after we stopped using it for that purpose. We still do the deed... but in private."
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"So you're saying a pan fried this fish?"
"Yes, actually. And they asked me to forward an invitation to a date to you."