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  1. Also, is this one of those sleazy outfits that drives around with refrigerated meat trucks?

    Me, some years ago, either washing the car or cleaning up the front yard

    Suspicious looking man driving truck slowly rolls up:

    "Hey, you!"

    Me (looks around): "Uh, yeah?"

    Them: "I just had to make a delivery of meat to one of your neighbors... but have some left over. Do you want some deal on some meat?"

    Me: "Uhhh... no thanks"

    Them: "You're missing out on a deal! This is the best meat you can buy!"

    Me: "Uhh... no, don't really want any."

    Them, angry: "Hey man, you really need to buy some of this meat."

    Me (backing away towards the front door): "I'm cool man, don't need any meat from your truck dude...."

    Them: (drives off angrily)

    #mysterymeat

  2. Playboy: People Are Buying Facebook Beef to Avoid “Mystery Meat”. “As a Chicagoan, ‘local beef’ usually refers to a fight with a neighbor over a parking spot, sports team, or hot dog condiments. Now, with food recalls happening seemingly every other day, reported government-sanctioned sales of wild horses to slaughterhouses, and President Donald Trump’s recent effort to lower beef prices, […]

    https://rbfirehose.com/2026/09/11/playboy-people-are-buying-facebook-beef-to-avoid-mystery-meat/
  3. Odds that Trump's #MysteryMeat ends up mostly in McDonald's and similar (since a number of people seem to loudly expressing an intent to avoid directly buying it).

  4. "In 2017, the Brazilian federal police raided nearly 200 meatpacking plants after allegations that government inspectors and politicians were being bribed to allow the sale of contaminated beef," Schlosser wrote.

    "Rotten meat treated with ascorbic acid and other chemicals to mask the contamination had been sold to hospitals and schools in Brazil and also been exported."

    #Politics #RepublicanDeathCult #TrumpCrimeFamily #FoodSafety #WheresTheBeef #Brazil #MysteryMeat

    rawstory.com/melania-trump-mys

  5. First horses, next is people?!!!

    Trump’s #MysteryMeat problem

    Cheap #MysteryBeef, #WildMustangs and the strange consequences of an opaque food system

    By Ashlie D. Stevens
    Published August 27, 2026

    salon.com/2026/08/27/trumps-my

    #USPol #SoylentGreen #Horsemeat #WildHorses #HorseCulls

  6. CW: Making a joke about the mystery meat situation in the US, dark humor

    "Oh no, fake beef!"
    "Oh no, real beef!"
    "Oh no, real fake beef!"

    #food #beef (is it really beef though?) #MysteryMeat #US #USPol

  7. CW: Horror Man and meat

    Do not eat or purchase the mystery meat that is going to be labeled "beef".

    #food #US #USPol #beef #MysteryMeat #meat

  8. I'd rather eat 'Cornbeef & Hash' MREs than whatever this 'Mystery Meat entree' is supposed to be.

    Looks like the carrier and warships aren't able to resupply and they are down to rationing food.

    $1 trillion 'defense' budget and sailors are rationing food not even two months into this war with Iran.

    If they aren't getting food, that also means they aren't getting mail or care packages (snacks, cigarettes, etc) from family either.

    #iranwar #trump #usnavy #mysterymeat

  9. Sysco is the new villain in the culinary horror story 🍽️, except it's not, because who doesn't love mystery meat with a side of corporate seasoning? 🌭 But sure, let's blame the giant food supplier for our artisanal kale shortage! 🥬
    liamrosen.com/2025/10/10/no-sy #Sysco #CulinaryHorror #MysteryMeat #CorporateSeasoning #ArtisanalKale #HackerNews #ngated

  10. 🥩 States of Smoke: BBQ's Mystery Champion?

    “Other livestock products” sounds vague…
    But it’s bringing serious heat in exports.

    Top 3 states pushing the mystery meat abroad:

    🥇 Kentucky – $629M

    🥈 California – $368M

    🥉 Texas – $322M

    No clue if it’s bologna or brisket, but someone’s BBQing it.
    And I want to know, who actually does it better?

    Brought to you by Bamlytics 📊 and with USDA data.

    #BBQ #DataViz #USDA #MysteryMeat #MastodonData

  11. No names, no pack drill, but please don't do this.

    Mastodon is very bad at fetching YouTube previews. Often, the only way to find out what the linked video is about is to click into the post, and sometimes the link is still just a link unless I force a refresh.

    Only then do I learn I've wasted my time and effort on something for which you couldn't even be bothered providing a bit of context.

    #MysteryMeat #YouTube

  12. The way it loaded the full-length view of the front page, and the clickable styles at right, dynamically change the styles.

    Is that just new #wordpress or probably from a plugin?

    Mmm the #tedious process of "disable all", trying to determine its origin?
    #FSE #Blockeditor #mysterymeat

  13. Came across this while riding shotgun from a shopping trip. This raises several questions. #MysteryBox #MysteryMeat #SuburbanMimic

  14. Someone created a game based on one of my big UI design gripes — unstated password rules!

    neal.fun/password-game/

  15. What’s for dinner tonight?
    .

    Italian Cartwheel made with Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and
    Minute Rice, 1959
    .
    #Food #ChefBoyardee #Dinner #MysteryMeat #Advertisement #Retro #Vintage #MinuteRice

  16. 1962 Hot Dogs 🌭 and Campbell’s baked bean and bacon soup advertisement.

    (I thought this was going to be hot dog soup at first.)

    #Soup #campbellssoup #Advertisement #Food #Hotdogs #1960s #Vintage #Retro #Nostalgia #mysterymeat #grossfoods

  17. Still catching up on last year's scan pile. Here: a life drawing of that one husband from just a few posts back, and Moxie Kitten examining some mystery meat (looks like yams, to me!)
    #MoxieKitten #myOCs #MysteryMeat #LifeDrawing #PencilSketch #ChurchArt #ChristianArt #TraDigital #Krita #Yams

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